1. anon(3732391)'s Avatar

    Wear Purple for Peace Day

    Yep: Today is Wear Purple for Peace Day.
    You'd think that this day originated in protest of a particular war or conflict. Or, perhaps it should have been conceived by the UN, or another peacemaking or peace keeping group. But there's no evidence supporting the origin of this holiday stemming from these sources.
    Rather, this day appears to be a stellar event. It seems some of you humans out there fear that aliens from outer space consider earthlings to be too hostile (you've got that right). As a result, they have yet to visit or make contact with us. (fyi: not only have we visited.. we are among you)
    Anyway ,so some of you humans decided to promote world peace by establishing Wear Purple for Peace Day.

    The goal of Wear Purple for Peace Day is to make the world a peaceful place and, of course, encourage alien species to make contact with earth.
    Don't you want to meet aliens for another planet? What??? You don"t believe me????-51.png

    This entire month is National Blood Pressure Month.
    This week is National Police Week
    And the month ends with Emergency Medical Services Week

    It's just coincidence that you should watch your blood pressure with all the police celebrating.
    But, it's comforting to know that Medical services are on emergency alert!

    These are real holidays. In fact, EVERYday there's a reason to celebrate life and be happy.
    After all, live is too short to be anything BUT happy!
    Last edited by Lostboy5151; 05-16-17 at 09:03 PM.
    05-16-17 04:33 PM
  2. BigBadWulf's Avatar

    PS - Peace isn't the absence of conflict, it's the absence of threat.
    05-17-17 12:15 AM
  3. anon(3732391)'s Avatar
    Peace?? On a more human level, although you humans don't see it or don't understand it , or simple don't want it.....
    Peace is like freedom. Nothing left to lose!!
    Peace? You've never had it. Well, in the 60's out of Peace, Love and Harmony.. we did have Love. (One out of three ain't bad!!)
    Freedom? The little you may have had is long gone.
    But, you live in a fantasy world (which you call reality) and tell yourselves, everything is gonna be all right!

    And it's NOT all bad. Today is Pack Rat Day! (I couldn't make this stuff up.) There's a process that you have to go through to make these "Official."
    Anyway...Today is Pack Rat Day.. If you're a Pack Rat you might as well come out of hiding behind those piles of valuable "stuff", and celebrate this day.
    Its really easy to let things pile up. After all, each item you acquire along the road of life may have value or serve some meaningful purpose. Ya just never know. Making the decision to discard something of even remotely questionable value, is difficult, if not impossible to do. Why? Because most of you are pack rats.

    In keeping with the intent of Pack Rat Day, here are some Do's and Don't's .
    (What? Ya think I was just gonna say Happy Pack Rat Day and let you go??)

    Don't clean your room, basement, garage or any other area today.
    Don't discard anything today...It may be valuable.
    Don't even empty the trash today. You might have accidentally thrown out something useful.
    Do keep an eye out for useful stuff being discarded by others.
    Do go to garage and rummage sales. They can be pack rat gold mines. Dumpster Diving is my favorite!
    Do look around your belongings and be thankful for what you have.
    Do spend time thinking of uses for your things. Justification for saving is satisfying.

    If you DO have stuff you have no use for, DON'T just throw it away. Find those less fortunate that could use those things to brighten up their day.

    Hey.. I think of these things so you don't have too!!
    Last edited by Lostboy5151; 05-17-17 at 01:20 PM.
    05-17-17 01:03 PM
  4. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Now you're starting to make sense!
    anon(3732391) likes this.
    05-17-17 11:36 PM
  5. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Can't believe you missed this one!

    05-18-17 11:51 PM

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