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  1. RavenMaverick's Avatar
    I am LMAO at this entire thread! I didn't think so many people would participate! Just when you thought you had heard every "Yo Momma" joke someone adds another one!


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    02-02-09 10:09 PM
  2. BergerKing's Avatar
    Yo mamma smells so bad, she makes the bums downtown barf.

    Yo mamma got drunk last night, she came home and blew chunks.

    And Chunks is yo dog!

    Yo momma so fat, she uses a Swiffer WetJet to wipe!

    Yo mommas so ugly, she done cracked enough mirrors to curse the next three generations!

    Yo momma so ugly, when yo daddy wants a ride, he puts a bag over his head in case the one on her head breaks, fo sho!

    Yo momma so ugly, she went to da zoo, an da monkeys throw her food!

    Yo momma so ugly, she could be a Modern Art Masterpiece!

    Yo momma so ugly the dog won't even hump her leg.

    Yo momma so hairy, yo daddy use her back to polish his rims last week!

    The only thing yo momma ain't been down on yet is the Titanic.
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    Last edited by bergerking; 02-03-09 at 05:58 PM.
    02-03-09 03:15 AM
  3. pstereo's Avatar
    Yo momma so fat, she stepped on a nickel and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's face.

    Yo momma so nasty, her crabs waterski with her tampon string when she swims...

    Yo' momma so ugly, they have to tie a pork chop around her neck so the dog would play with her.
    02-03-09 07:13 PM
  4. SevereDeceit's Avatar
    Yo momma so nasty, her crabs waterski with her tampon string when she swims...
    Hahahaha, that is awesome! hahaha...
    02-03-09 07:16 PM
  5. RavenMaverick's Avatar
    Does anybody else that participated in this thread find it odd that you never hear a "Your Daddy" joke/put down?

    That strikes me as a little odd. I'm just sayin'.

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    02-04-09 09:56 AM
  6. roeod4's Avatar
    Some of my all time favs.

    Yo momma so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

    Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

    Yo momma so fat, she's got her own area code!

    Yo momma so fat, even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

    Yo momma so ugly, she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

    Yo momma so ugly, the NHL banned her for life.

    Yo momma so ugly, she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

    Yo momma so ugly, even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

    Yo momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test!

    Yo momma so stupid, she went to Disney World and saw a sign that said "Disney World - Left" so she went home.

    Yo momma so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

    Yo momma so poor, she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

    Yo Momma so poor, when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

    Yo momma so poor, she bounces food stamps.
    02-04-09 10:43 AM
  7. Username00089's Avatar
    Does anyone remember the "dirty dozens" from "In Living Color?" T-Dogg Jenkins would always win with the best yo mama jokes. This thread reminds me of it lol
    02-04-09 06:23 PM
  8. Username00089's Avatar
    Yo momma so fat, she gets her toenails painted at Earl Shieb's.
    02-04-09 06:31 PM
  9. aparada's Avatar
    "our momma so nasty she got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job."
    hahahahhahahaahhahahahaha is it just me or have this jokes gone up a notch since childhood?
    02-04-09 06:41 PM
  10. RavenMaverick's Avatar
    Your mama is so ugly that she had to get her birth certificate from the AKC instead of the hospital!

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    02-06-09 12:48 AM
  11. Rizzleman716's Avatar
    Yo mama so fat when she saw a yellow bus filled with white kids. .. She yelled "HEY STOP THAT TWINKY!"

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    02-06-09 02:18 PM
  12. sam123gil's Avatar
    Does anybody else that participated in this thread find it odd that you never hear a "Your Daddy" joke/put down?

    That strikes me as a little odd. I'm just sayin'.

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    Your father so dumb he GAVE all his money to Barry Madoff
    02-06-09 02:23 PM
  13. roeod4's Avatar
    Your father so dumb he GAVE all his money to Barry Madoff
    Now that is just plain cold!

    It is a good one though.
    02-06-09 02:25 PM
  14. gdasilva16's Avatar
    Yo mama so fat when she saw a yellow bus filled with white kids. .. She yelled "HEY STOP THAT TWINKY!"

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    i'm seriously lmao right now!!! that is hilarious!!!
    02-06-09 09:47 PM
  15. coachcurtisbusse's Avatar
    Your mom has one arm and swims in circles she has a wooden leg wit a kick stand. She is so crippled jerry lewis said you aint my kid

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    02-07-09 12:17 AM
  16. LVWILLIAMLV's Avatar
    Yo momma so old her first husband was father time.
    02-09-09 02:50 AM
  17. sam123gil's Avatar
    Your Momma so fat she farts chocolate Moose
    02-13-09 08:16 AM
  18. justin61390's Avatar
    Your momma is so old that she sat behind jesus in first grade. Hahahahahahhaa

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    02-15-09 03:52 PM
  19. roeod4's Avatar
    A friend told me some new ones.

    Yo mama is so fat that when you were born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

    Yo mama is so fat she has three shirt sizes, jumbo, humongous, and "OH MY GOD IT'S COMING TOWARDS US!!"

    Yo mama is so hairy when you were born you almost died of rug burn.

    Yo mama is so poor she can't even pay attention!

    Yo mama is so dirty that she lost 15 pounds after taking a shower.

    Yo mama is like McDonalds over a billion served.
    02-16-09 06:05 PM
  20. AGreenGiant's Avatar
    Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
    02-17-09 01:53 PM
  21. pstereo's Avatar
    When people see the priest they say "father".
    When people see a Bishop they say "your emminence".
    Your momma so fat, when people see her they say "DEAR LORD!!!!!!!!!".
    02-17-09 03:53 PM
  22. Neomoto's Avatar
    Yo mama's so fat... The back of her neck looks like a packet of hot dogs.
    02-17-09 04:05 PM
  23. bbcurve420's Avatar
    Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her

    Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater

    Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it

    Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her

    Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book

    Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving
    02-18-09 03:52 AM
  24. RavenMaverick's Avatar
    Your mama has the clap so bad it sounds like she's got an audience in her pants!

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    02-21-09 08:08 PM
  25. Username0223's Avatar
    Yo mammas so poor she can't even afford to pay attention!

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    02-21-09 09:17 PM
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