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  1. RavenMaverick's Avatar
    LMAO! "Yo momma so fat she sweats gravy." Are you talking about my mother-in-law?

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    01-29-09 10:34 PM
  2. amazinglygraceless's Avatar
    Yo momma so fat she sweats gravy!!
    Lord have mercy, that right there is the mama joke to end them all
    01-29-09 10:43 PM
  3. RavenMaverick's Avatar
    Your mama is so short you can see her feet in her driver's license picture!

    Your mama is so fat that when she feel last year it showed up as a 6.5 on the richter scale.

    Your mama is so fat that your dad has to roll over 4 times just to get off of her!

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    01-30-09 06:48 AM
  4. sam123gil's Avatar
    Your momma so nasty she got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job.

    NOW'
    01-30-09 07:35 AM
  5. RavenMaverick's Avatar
    "Your momma so nasty she got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job.". Sh*at! That is just too much! LOL!

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    01-30-09 07:50 AM
  6. tholland85's Avatar
    Yo momma so fat her blood type is rocky road.

    Yo momma so fat that when god said let there be light he said move your fat a$$ out of the way.
    Yo momma so old she farts dust.

    Yo momma so fat that when she wears a red shirt kids say hey koolaid!!

    Yo momma so fat she bleeds crisco.

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    01-30-09 10:03 AM
  7. dylanbb's Avatar
    Yo mamma is so fat she has to look in the mirror to shave her legs.
    01-30-09 11:37 AM
  8. BT3's Avatar
    I love these simple, mindless 'Yo Momma' jokes...I always have; always will. Reminds me of the middle school days; circa 1993.

    Yo momma's so skinny; she hula-hoops with a cheerio.
    Yo momma's like a doorknob; everyone gets a turn.
    Yo momma's so dumb; it takes her 3hrs to watch 60 Minutes.
    Went Old Skool wit it!
    01-30-09 02:58 PM
  9. Heavy Fluid's Avatar
    Your mama is like a bus, everyone pays a quarter and gets a ride.
    01-30-09 07:50 PM
  10. sam123gil's Avatar
    yo momma is so dumb she traded in her car for gas money!!!
    01-30-09 07:53 PM
  11. 12MaNy's Avatar
    Yo momma is so short, she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet.

    Yo momma is so skinny, she turned sideways and disappeared.

    Yo momma is so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

    Yo momma is so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear!"

    Yo momma is so stupid, she saw a billboard that said "Dodge Trucks" and she started ducking through traffic.

    Yo momma is so stupid, I told her to buy a color TV, so she came back and said "what color?"
    01-31-09 01:25 AM
  12. sam123gil's Avatar
    Yo momma so fat she stepped off the curb got hit by s achool bus and hollered who threw that rock.
    01-31-09 07:55 AM
  13. Freetoride78's Avatar
    Yo mama is so stupid it took her an hour to cook minute rice


    Yo mama's teeth are so black she spits yoohoo


    Yo mama is so skinny she swallowed a marble and looked 9 months preganant
    01-31-09 08:49 AM
  14. LVWILLIAMLV's Avatar
    Yo momma is so so stupid she couldn't fill out the "about you" section on her burger king application.
    01-31-09 11:22 AM
  15. tennislvr8's Avatar
    Yo momma's house is so smalll , she has to go outside to eat a large Pizza.

    Yo momma is so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

    Yo momma is so fat, she stepped on the rainbow and made skittles.

    Yo momma is so fat, they won't let her wear a Malcolm X jacket, their afraid a helicopter will land on her back.

    Yo momma is so fat, she wears a VCR for a pager.

    Yo mommas armpits are so hairy, it looks like she has buckwheat in a headlock...
    LMAOOOOOOOO, the skittles one is the best one ever!!!!!!
    01-31-09 11:34 AM
  16. Keirkhaart's Avatar
    Your momma so fat, I swerved to avoid her and ran out of gas...

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    01-31-09 11:41 AM
  17. oneczyrandy's Avatar
    your mama's so fat she leaves a ring around the lake

    your mama's so fat that you need a ladder to get on top and when you do get up there your ears pop
    01-31-09 11:59 AM
  18. LVWILLIAMLV's Avatar
    Yo momma so fat she makes a splash bigger than Katrina.
    01-31-09 12:11 PM
  19. Freetoride78's Avatar
    Yo mama is so fat her *** looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud
    01-31-09 01:05 PM
  20. RavenMaverick's Avatar
    "Your momma so fat, I swerved to miss her and ran out of gas."

    LMAO! With gas as high as it is , I would have had to hit he!

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    01-31-09 03:49 PM
  21. Chucky1's Avatar
    Your momma so fat, when she gets in the bathtub the water in the toilet rises...
    Last edited by chucky1; 01-31-09 at 04:29 PM.
    01-31-09 04:27 PM
  22. LVWILLIAMLV's Avatar
    yo momma so dirty shes the reason the black sea turned black
    01-31-09 09:50 PM
  23. Babigyaljai's Avatar
    yo mamma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make up her mind

    Yo mamma so stupid she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order

    Yo mamma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot otu

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    02-01-09 06:58 PM
  24. 12MaNy's Avatar
    Your momma so fat, when she gets in the bathtub the water in the toilet rises...
    Ok.....that one made me LMAO.
    02-02-09 01:54 PM
  25. pstereo's Avatar
    Your momma so fat, she went bungie-jumping and the bi'sh fell straight through h e LL.

    Your momma so fat, your nearest stadium posted a sign that says "Capacity 45,000 people, or your momma".

    Your momma so ugly, she's what Fredy Kruger dreams about when he has a nightmare.
    02-02-09 04:27 PM
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