04-14-10 02:11 PM
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  1. highjakker's Avatar
    yo mamma's so fat it looks like she has a pack of hotdogs behind her neck!

    yo mamma's so fat she got more chins than a chinese phone book!
    04-07-10 09:33 AM
  2. highjakker's Avatar
    yo mamma's so fat she plays hopscotch like this:

    "new york...west virginia...ohio...tennessee...virginia....north carolina...."
    04-07-10 09:37 AM
  3. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Yo mama so fat she's the cause of earthquakes...

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    04-07-10 11:11 AM
  4. Username00089's Avatar
    Yo mama's so stupid she jumped out of a window and the b*tch went up!
    04-07-10 01:03 PM
  5. WhoolioPreludee's Avatar
    Your Mama is so old Jesus signed her yearbook

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    04-07-10 01:43 PM
  6. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    Yo mama's so old she killed the dinosaurs.

    Yo mama's so disgusting she killed em with a single fart.
    04-07-10 01:50 PM
  7. Username00089's Avatar
    Yo mama's so ugly Nick proposed to her
    04-07-10 01:51 PM
  8. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    Yo mama's so stupid, she said yes.
    04-07-10 01:52 PM
  9. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    Yo mama's so fat she had to settle for F29.
    04-07-10 02:06 PM
  10. Username00089's Avatar
    Yo mama's so stupid, she gave birth to Nick
    04-07-10 02:52 PM
  11. credemann's Avatar
    Yo mama's so fat she's taller lying down
    04-07-10 02:52 PM
  12. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    Yo mama's so stupid, she gave birth to Nick
    Hahaha! You got me there.
    04-07-10 02:56 PM
  13. Username00089's Avatar
    Hahaha! You got me there.
    It honestly took me 3 minutes to think of that hahaha
    04-07-10 03:29 PM
  14. xxtrrublexx's Avatar
    It honestly took me 3 minutes to think of that hahaha
    I'm not surprised.
    04-07-10 03:31 PM
  15. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Yo mama so dumb she doesn't know the number for 9 1 1...

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    04-07-10 03:56 PM
  16. Username00089's Avatar
    I'm not surprised.
    Oh yeah?

    Yo mama's so stupid she failed a survey.
    04-07-10 04:08 PM
  17. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    YO MOMMAS SO FAT SHE MAKES HER OWN GRAVY

    yeah I made that up
    04-07-10 04:16 PM
  18. WhoolioPreludee's Avatar
    Your mama is so fat the she blew up the house!

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    04-07-10 07:45 PM
  19. rippedvanwinkle's Avatar
    Yo mama's is so fat, she looks like a big bag o' basketballs. And when she runs down the street, it looks like she's bouncing them ALL...

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    04-10-10 09:00 AM
  20. WhoolioPreludee's Avatar
    Your mama is so disgusting after seeing 2 girls, 1 cup she raced to the ice cream store for some "chocolate fudge" hahahahah.....

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    04-10-10 10:51 AM
  21. Cyber Warrior's Avatar
    1. Your mamas so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

    2. Your mamas so fat they use the elastic in her underwear to go bungie jumping.

    3. Your mamas so fat planets orbit around her.

    4. Your mamas so fat she put McDonald's out of business.

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    Last edited by Cyber Warrior; 04-10-10 at 07:59 PM.
    04-10-10 07:57 PM
  22. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Yo mama so fat the all you can eat buffet took out a restraining order

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    04-11-10 04:56 AM
  23. highjakker's Avatar
    yo mamma's so fat when she lays out on the beach Greenpeace tries to roll her back into the water!
    04-12-10 01:54 PM
  24. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    Yo mama's so sexy I went back for seconds.
    04-12-10 02:50 PM
  25. highjakker's Avatar
    yo mamma's so ashy she uses valvoline!
    04-12-10 03:17 PM
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