04-14-10 02:11 PM
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  1. peargood's Avatar
    Yo mama's so fat, by the time she walks past the TV, the episode is over.
    04-01-10 03:17 PM
  2. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Yo mama so dumb her IQ test came back negative...

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    04-01-10 03:44 PM
  3. highjakker's Avatar
    yo mamma's so ugly when she cries the tears run up and over her head to avoid her face!
    04-01-10 03:47 PM
  4. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    Yo mama's so fat AND stupid she lost a finger eating a hot dog.

    I'm not very good at Yo Mama jokes...
    04-01-10 03:52 PM
  5. WhoolioPreludee's Avatar
    Your mama is so small she used a rice as a kayak

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    04-01-10 03:58 PM
  6. syb0rg's Avatar
    yo moma so fat she need to use a boomerang to put her belt on

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    04-01-10 04:48 PM
  7. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Yo mama so promiscuous, she puts McDonald's 1 billion served to shame...,

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    04-01-10 07:19 PM
  8. WhoolioPreludee's Avatar
    your mama is so big and fat she uses a mattress as maxi-pad!

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    04-02-10 12:30 PM
  9. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Yo mama so dumb she kept staring at orange juice because it said "concentrate"

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    04-02-10 12:34 PM
  10. WhoolioPreludee's Avatar
    Your mama smells so bad sht flies won't land on her

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    04-02-10 12:43 PM
  11. highjakker's Avatar
    yo mamma's so skinny she wears a belt with her panty-hose!
    04-02-10 04:28 PM
  12. WhoolioPreludee's Avatar
    Your mama is so hairy she's got afros on her nipples

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    04-02-10 04:31 PM
  13. highjakker's Avatar
    yo mamma's teeth are so yellow everytime she smiles the cost of gold drops.
    04-02-10 04:40 PM
  14. Username00089's Avatar
    Yo mama's armpits are so hairy she looks like she got Don King in a headlock
    04-02-10 06:12 PM
  15. WhoolioPreludee's Avatar
    Your mama is so ugly she got kicked out of a haunted house for being so ugly

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    04-02-10 06:18 PM
  16. Ike Bee's Avatar
    Yo mama's so ugly, it's against the law in all 50 states to marry her!

    Yo mama's so dumb, I told her it was chilly outside so she got a bowl!

    Yo mama's so ugly, she has to tie a steak around her neck so the dog will play with her!

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    04-03-10 05:42 PM
  17. WhoolioPreludee's Avatar
    Your mama is so big and fat that after sex I rolled 3 times and I was still on the *****

    Your mama is so big and fat that everybody hangs "around" her

    Your mama is so big and fat she's in all corners of the room at the same time

    Your mama is so big and fat she's in both sides of the family

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    04-03-10 10:36 PM
  18. bloodlinebb's Avatar
    Your mom is so stupid .. She thought cherrios were donut seeds

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    04-04-10 04:40 AM
  19. skullgame45's Avatar
    Yo mamas so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits AROUND the house

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    04-04-10 11:47 AM
  20. WhoolioPreludee's Avatar
    Your mama is so big and round she has her own gravity pull

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    04-04-10 12:08 PM
  21. CatElVal's Avatar
    My favourite is:

    "Yo mamma so poor, she can't even pay attention."
    04-05-10 03:54 PM
  22. hootyhoo's Avatar
    Yo mamma so easy she been on more motel pillows than a chocolate mint.

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    04-06-10 06:56 PM
  23. FearFormsFunction's Avatar
    Your mother is so old, she's on Medicare.....came up with that one all by myself.
    04-06-10 07:11 PM
  24. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Yo mama so dumb that when she heard about "car pooling" she tried to buy her car a swimsuit...

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    04-07-10 08:04 AM
  25. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    Your mother is so old, she's on Medicare.....came up with that one all by myself.
    Good one dude.


    Your mother is so fat, she needs to start dieting.

    Your mother's so old, she doesn't own a cellular telephone.
    04-07-10 08:47 AM
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