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  1. Username00089's Avatar
    Yo mama's so greasy she uses bacon as a band-aid.
    04-01-10 12:25 PM
  2. dpizzo's Avatar
    yo Mama's so fat, you'd have to roll her around in flour to find the wet spot.
    04-01-10 12:31 PM
  3. username0022's Avatar
    f29, take a look at this clip...

    04-01-10 12:31 PM
  4. Username00089's Avatar
    Yo mama's so fat, she had to go to Sea World to get baptised
    04-01-10 12:32 PM
  5. Username00089's Avatar
    f29, take a look at this clip...

    Where do you think I got the idea from lol

    From T-Dog Jenkins to Oscar winning Jamie Foxx
    04-01-10 12:32 PM
  6. username0022's Avatar
    Haha! I was watching that the other night on BET... Haha!
    04-01-10 12:34 PM
  7. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Yo mama so fat when she goes to the pool airplanes try to land on her...

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    04-01-10 12:34 PM
  8. Username00089's Avatar
    Yo mama's so fat she plays hopscotch like this: L.A. --->Chicago---->New York---->Boston....
    04-01-10 12:41 PM
  9. username0022's Avatar
    Your mama's so fat, she has stretch marks on her clothes.
    04-01-10 12:43 PM
  10. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Yo mama so fat she doesn't need one of those medic-alert things when she falls, the seismograph operators will phone it in...

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    04-01-10 12:47 PM
  11. bluedragonfly's Avatar
    yo momma so fat, when she drinks milk, it curdles before it can reach her stomach
    04-01-10 12:49 PM
  12. username0022's Avatar
    Your mama's so fat that after secks, she smokes ham.
    04-01-10 12:51 PM
  13. TarekElsakka's Avatar
    Yo mama jokes are over, guys.
    04-01-10 12:53 PM
  14. dpizzo's Avatar
    Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is gravy.
    04-01-10 01:04 PM
  15. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Yo mama so ugly, they use her on merchant ships to repel pirate attacks...

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    04-01-10 01:08 PM
  16. WhoolioPreludee's Avatar
    Your mama is so stupid she failed a blood test

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    04-01-10 01:16 PM
  17. Username00089's Avatar
    Yo mama so stupid, she studied for a drug test
    04-01-10 01:17 PM
  18. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    Yo mamas so fat, god cant even lift her spirit!
    04-01-10 01:19 PM
  19. WhoolioPreludee's Avatar
    Your mama is so stupid when the bartender said drinks on the house she got a ladder and climbed to the roof

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    04-01-10 01:21 PM
  20. dpizzo's Avatar
    Yo mama's so old, when she reads the bible, she reminisces.
    04-01-10 01:28 PM
  21. syb0rg's Avatar
    yo moma is so fat when she wore a Malcolm X t-shirt Helicopters tried landing on her.

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    04-01-10 02:06 PM
  22. highjakker's Avatar
    yo mamma so fat she doesn't take pictures- she takes billboards!
    04-01-10 02:28 PM
  23. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    Yo mama's so fat, even F29 won't touch her.
    04-01-10 02:43 PM
  24. highjakker's Avatar
    yo mamma's so fat she puts one tablespoon of water in the bathtub and it STILL overflows when she gets in!
    04-01-10 03:03 PM
  25. Username00089's Avatar
    Yo mama's so fat, she's just right for Nick
    04-01-10 03:11 PM
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