yo mamma's so fat it looks like she has a pack of hotdogs behind her neck!
yo mamma's so fat she got more chins than a chinese phone book!
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yo mamma's so fat it looks like she has a pack of hotdogs behind her neck!
yo mamma's so fat she got more chins than a chinese phone book!
yo mamma's so fat she plays hopscotch like this:
"new york...west virginia...ohio...tennessee...virginia....north carolina...."
Yo mama so fat she's the cause of earthquakes...
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Yo mama's so stupid she jumped out of a window and the b*tch went up!
Your Mama is so old Jesus signed her yearbook
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Yo mama's so old she killed the dinosaurs.
Yo mama's so disgusting she killed em with a single fart.
Yo mama's so ugly Nick proposed to her
Yo mama's so stupid, she said yes.
Yo mama's so fat she had to settle for F29.
Yo mama's so stupid, she gave birth to Nick
Yo mama's so fat she's taller lying down
Hahaha! You got me there.
It honestly took me 3 minutes to think of that hahaha
I'm not surprised. :rolleyes:
Yo mama so dumb she doesn't know the number for 9 1 1...
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Oh yeah?
Yo mama's so stupid she failed a survey.
YO MOMMAS SO FAT SHE MAKES HER OWN GRAVY
yeah I made that up
Your mama is so fat the she blew up the house!
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Yo mama's is so fat, she looks like a big bag o' basketballs. And when she runs down the street, it looks like she's bouncing them ALL... :)
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Your mama is so disgusting after seeing 2 girls, 1 cup she raced to the ice cream store for some "chocolate fudge" hahahahah.....
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1. Your mamas so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
2. Your mamas so fat they use the elastic in her underwear to go bungie jumping.
3. Your mamas so fat planets orbit around her.
4. Your mamas so fat she put McDonald's out of business.
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Yo mama so fat the all you can eat buffet took out a restraining order
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yo mamma's so fat when she lays out on the beach Greenpeace tries to roll her back into the water!
Yo mama's so sexy I went back for seconds.
yo mamma's so ashy she uses valvoline!