[trucky]

P.J. in Huntington, New York says his girlfriend found this note on the stairs �the morning after she came over dressed like a school girl.�
Meanwhile, P.J. leaves several questions unanswered in his explanation, among them�So, why did your your girlfriend come over to Mom�s house dressed like Britney circa 1998? How old is this girlfriend, relative to the age of a) an actual school girl and b) yourself? Is your mother, in fact, a cat?

Moral of the story: When dressing to impress, show your respect for Mom�s taste by dressing like something out a good porn movie. (I mean, Lauren, really, sexy school girl? So trite!)