1. pokusko's Avatar
    Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
    06-25-14 06:41 AM
  2. pokusko's Avatar
    The difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.
    06-25-14 06:41 AM
  3. pokusko's Avatar
    If you can stay calm while all around you is chaos, then you probably haven’t completely understood the situation.
    06-25-14 06:42 AM
  4. pokusko's Avatar
    You know, they got a luggage store in the airport? A place to buy a piece of luggage? How late do you have to be for a flight where you’re like, ‘Fukc it – just grab a pile of shhit. We’ll get a bag at the airport’.
    06-25-14 06:43 AM
  5. pokusko's Avatar
    It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper.
    06-25-14 06:43 AM
  6. pokusko's Avatar
    According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.
    06-25-14 06:44 AM
  7. pokusko's Avatar
    I have all the money I’ll ever need – if I die by 4:00 p.m. today.
    06-25-14 06:44 AM
  8. pokusko's Avatar
    Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.
    06-25-14 06:44 AM
  9. pokusko's Avatar
    Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.
    06-25-14 06:45 AM
  10. pokusko's Avatar
    When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
    06-25-14 06:46 AM
  11. pokusko's Avatar
    Archeologist: someone whose carreer lies in ruins.
    06-25-14 06:46 AM
  12. pokusko's Avatar
    Women should not have children after 35. Really… 35 children are enough.
    06-25-14 06:47 AM
  13. pokusko's Avatar
    I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
    06-25-14 06:47 AM
  14. pokusko's Avatar
    The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
    06-25-14 07:07 AM
  15. pokusko's Avatar
    We are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour.
    06-25-14 07:10 AM
  16. pokusko's Avatar
    Vegetarian: Native American definition for “lousy hunter”.
    06-25-14 07:12 AM
  17. pokusko's Avatar
    Materialism: buying things we don’t need with money we don’t have to impress people that don’t matter.
    06-25-14 07:12 AM
  18. pokusko's Avatar
    The Miss Universe pageant is fixed. All the winners are from Earth.
    06-25-14 07:12 AM
  19. pokusko's Avatar
    If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
    06-25-14 07:13 AM
  20. pokusko's Avatar
    The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
    06-25-14 07:17 AM
  21. pokusko's Avatar
    Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
    06-25-14 07:19 AM
  22. pokusko's Avatar
    Every day, man is making bigger and better fool-proof things, and every day, nature is making bigger and better fools. So far, I think nature is winning.
    06-25-14 07:21 AM
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    Good work guys, at least someone is keeping this thread going

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    06-25-14 07:25 AM
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    06-25-14 07:26 AM
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    Posted via my Kick @ss Z30STA100-5/
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