1. pokusko's Avatar
    06-25-14 03:12 AM
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    Do not argue with an idi0t. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
    06-25-14 03:12 AM
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    Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer.
    06-25-14 03:14 AM
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    The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.
    06-25-14 03:14 AM
  5. pokusko's Avatar
    Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
    06-25-14 03:14 AM
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    Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
    06-25-14 03:15 AM
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    If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.
    06-25-14 03:15 AM
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    Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without a Morgenlatte, make him a sandwich.
    06-25-14 03:16 AM
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    War does not determine who is right – only who is left.
    06-25-14 03:16 AM
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    Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
    06-25-14 03:18 AM
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    Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
    06-25-14 03:18 AM
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    Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
    06-25-14 03:20 AM
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    A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
    06-25-14 03:21 AM
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    I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
    06-25-14 03:23 AM
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    Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
    06-25-14 03:24 AM
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    How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
    06-25-14 03:24 AM
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    Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
    06-25-14 03:25 AM
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    A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
    06-25-14 03:29 AM
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    Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
    06-25-14 03:29 AM
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    Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
    06-25-14 03:29 AM
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    The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
    06-25-14 03:31 AM
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    I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
    06-25-14 03:31 AM
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    The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
    06-25-14 03:32 AM
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    Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
    06-25-14 03:32 AM
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    Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
    06-25-14 03:32 AM
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