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not even the chimpanzee will be attracted to you

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please do not splash tons of perfume on

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you are gassing others to death

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be subtle if you wish to use perfume

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a light dab is to infuse with your body chemical ....

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that would want someone to sniff more

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its not meant to masked your 3 day unwash body

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please pipe down

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your friends are just inches away from you

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some of them might be old

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but they r not deaf!!!

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there is no need to yell

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food and beverages is next...oy vey

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some people can stand and drink

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it's rush hour

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you got a cup of hot star buck

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you are on a moving train

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r u spiderman?

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then get a container you can sip from!

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its not cool to spill on someones work cloth

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or spill all over the seat and floor

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no amount of apologies can change the day for the better for your victim of your spillage!!

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that person has no time to go home and change

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he/she has to wear your coffee spill all day!!

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and you know what? coffee is like popcorn