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  1. username0022's Avatar
    its deader in here that Pee-Wee's career after he got busted flogging his dolphin in a movie theater

    *crickets*
    05-06-10 04:56 PM
  2. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    E-GADS! we all know where those hands have been!
    05-06-10 04:57 PM
  3. username0022's Avatar
    E-GADS! we all know where those hands have been!
    True dat. Dirty mf'er.
    05-06-10 04:59 PM
  4. middbrew's Avatar
    What a man does in the privacy of a movie theater is his own business!
    05-06-10 05:00 PM
  5. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    I deleted mine haha! you guys had to quote me ?! :P

    well, its been fun knowing you all!!
    05-06-10 05:13 PM
  6. username0022's Avatar
    There, deleted... The mods have been pretty lax lately, though.
    05-06-10 05:20 PM
  7. middbrew's Avatar
    Deleted. But I got to say that was funny!
    05-06-10 05:22 PM
  8. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    Wait, maybe I'm not doing this right...

    When I flog my dolphin, should I cover the blow hole, or leave it open?

    Edit:
    I think I'm getting my mammals all mixed up. Do dolphins have blow holes, or is that just sperm whales and such?
    Last edited by LazyStarGazer; 05-06-10 at 05:28 PM.
    05-06-10 05:25 PM
  9. username0022's Avatar
    Wait, maybe I'm not doing this right...

    When I flog my dolphin, should I cover the blow hole, or leave it open?
    It actually it's better if you stick your finger IN the blowhole.
    05-06-10 05:26 PM
  10. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    It actually it's better if you stick your finger IN the blowhole.
    Ouch! Yet oh so oooooooooooo



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    05-06-10 05:29 PM
  11. middbrew's Avatar
    What you do with a dolphin's blow hole in a theater is your own business. But common courtesy would be to put you finger in it first.
    05-06-10 05:31 PM
  12. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    My brother told me that's how you get a runny nose

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    05-06-10 05:32 PM
  13. username0022's Avatar
    And you can't just shove it in there right off the bat. You have to massage the outer area first. Oh, and make sure you tell the dolphin that she is pretty. Foreplay isn't dead, people!
    05-06-10 05:34 PM
  14. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Except for foreplay before necrophilia.



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    05-06-10 06:02 PM
  15. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    Funerals are for the living. So is foreplay.

    Do you think necrophiliac morticians sometimes warm the the bodies up in the cremation ovens?
    Say 125 degrees for an hour or two, turn 'em over every 45 minutes?
    05-06-10 06:20 PM
  16. username0022's Avatar
    Funerals are for the living. So is foreplay.

    Do you think necrophiliac morticians sometimes warm the the bodies up in the cremation ovens?
    Say 125 degrees for an hour or two, turn 'em over every 45 minutes?
    Just until the cheese is melted on the inside.
    05-06-10 06:26 PM
  17. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    Mmmmmmm Necro Pockets!

    Yummy Yummers!
    05-06-10 07:14 PM
  18. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!



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    05-06-10 07:17 PM
  19. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    Sarcasm much ???
    05-06-10 07:30 PM
  20. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Nope! That really had me LMAO! Thanks prada



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    05-06-10 07:32 PM
  21. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    Necro Pockets!

    Now available in Italian, Chinese and Cajun flavors.

    Ask for them by name.
    05-06-10 08:41 PM
  22. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    MMMMMMMM

    Italian......

    /drool
    05-06-10 09:08 PM
  23. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    I'm italian. Does that mean I will be delicious dead?

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    05-06-10 09:16 PM
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