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  1. 12MaNy's Avatar
    Hot sauce drops

    Would you rather get attatcked by a Lion with no teeth, or a Lion with no claws?
    04-13-10 02:24 PM
  2. highjakker's Avatar
    gimme the toothless lion

    would you rather pee on an electric fence or suck on a used tampon for 30 minutes?
    04-13-10 02:24 PM
  3. thinkamp's Avatar
    attempt to pee on the electric fence.

    would you rather spill hot coffee all over your privates or p!ss all over yourself infront of your crush?
    04-13-10 03:31 PM
  4. highjakker's Avatar
    hmmmm...would clothing be worn with the coffee? if so i'll have mine with cream (no pun intended, lol) & sugar.

    would you rather fart in front of your crush or sneeze snot all over your crushes face?
    04-13-10 03:38 PM
  5. 12MaNy's Avatar

    Would you rather get kicked in the privates by a horse, or sit on a belt sander naked?

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    04-13-10 09:02 PM
  6. xxtrrublexx's Avatar
    Ill take the blow to my hot pocket from the horse.

    Would you rather swollow 1000 thumb tacks or eat 5 fetus'?

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    04-13-10 09:17 PM
  7. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    I guess the tacks.

    Rather sit on a bunch of tacks or be shot with a bb gun repeatedly?

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    04-13-10 09:21 PM
  8. highjakker's Avatar
    my hot pocket

    bwahhahahaha! you are too cool!!

    i'll sit on the tacks!

    would you rather suck your grandfathers toes for 30 minutes or lick the crack of a crackhead's a$$ for an hour?
    04-14-10 10:57 AM
  9. 12MaNy's Avatar

    Would you rather have both legs ran over slowly by a dumptruck, or fall off a 2 story building and land on a bicycle with no seat?
    04-14-10 02:15 PM
  10. the_sandman_454's Avatar

    Rather go to a political rally for the party you don't support and cheer along with them, or go to your own party's rally but heckle them as if you were a fan of the other party?

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    04-14-10 08:16 PM
  11. highjakker's Avatar
    that's a tough one......cheer along, so i won't get the sh!t stomped outta me.

    would you rather run naked through a gay club with your shoes tied together, insuring that you may fall down or walk through said gay club fully dressed but with tv news crews waiting outside?
    04-15-10 03:48 PM
  12. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    TV crews for sure. I'd rather everyone think I was gay then be raped... like any self respecting gay man would even touch me anyway.

    Would you rather hi-five someone with dookie on their hand or slap your own mom's behind?
    04-15-10 04:28 PM
  13. highjakker's Avatar
    slap my mom's badonkadonk fo sho.

    rather french kiss your mom or tongue sword fight (porn style) with your grandma?
    04-15-10 04:39 PM
  14. bhedwards0822's Avatar
    French kiss my mom....she is hotter!! ;-)

    Had you rather bang Suzanne Sommers or Rosie Odonnell?
    04-28-10 05:29 PM
  15. FearFormsFunction's Avatar
    Bang? As in with a bat to the side of the head? Mrs. O'Donnell.

    Would you rather dismember your own mother limb by limb or an anonymous child?
    04-28-10 05:41 PM
  16. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Anonymous child I guess.

    Rather get burned at the stake or dipped in a vat of acid?

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    04-29-10 01:01 AM
  17. FearFormsFunction's Avatar
    Burned at the stake since you will die from asphyxiation before you die from the actual burning.

    Would you rather be disembowled alive or have every bone in your body broken?

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    04-29-10 01:26 AM
  18. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Disembowled alive I guess.

    Rather swim in a septic tank or eat a poo sandwich?

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    04-29-10 02:20 AM
  19. 12MaNy's Avatar
    Definitely go for a swim.

    Would you rather eat vegan carrot cake cookies, or a week old bucket of chum?
    04-30-10 03:17 PM
  20. FearFormsFunction's Avatar
    Vegan carrot cake cookies of course. ;]

    Would you rather go without meat for a month or sodomize your own mother?

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    Last edited by FearFormsFunction; 04-30-10 at 03:38 PM.
    04-30-10 03:26 PM
  21. 12MaNy's Avatar
    Wow...I'm pretty sure I could go without meat for a month.

    Would you rather eat 2 lbs of decomposed carrion, or suck the snot out of a dead dog's nose?
    04-30-10 03:32 PM
  22. FearFormsFunction's Avatar
    I'll take the mucus with a rind of lime.

    Would you rather listen to one song for the rest of your life or watch one movie for the rest of your life?

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    04-30-10 04:24 PM
  23. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    One movie for sure.

    Would you rather the movie be the best movie you're ever seen or the worst, laughably bad movie you've ever seen?
    04-30-10 04:40 PM
  24. FearFormsFunction's Avatar
    Given that I have not seen many movies that fall under the "best" category I would opt for that. Because I've come across more than enough bad movies.

    Would you rather run your hand through a meat grinder or a garbage disposal?

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    04-30-10 04:50 PM
  25. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    Not much of a difference IMO... I'd say garbage disposal. Better chance of yanking it out during.

    Rather stub your toe or hit your "funny bone"?
    04-30-10 04:54 PM
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