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  1. 12MaNy's Avatar
    If you get turned down:

    Damn, don't be so picky...obviously I wasn't!
    09-18-10 09:43 AM
  2. 12MaNy's Avatar
    Am I the only one still enjoying this thread? Lol
    09-18-10 09:44 AM
  3. trinityrose70's Avatar
    can you have my baby?
    09-18-10 09:14 PM
  4. melh72's Avatar
    Ahahaha!! I almost spit my coffee out when I read this. It's so rude...yet so funny at the same time !!
    If you get turned down:

    Damn, don't be so picky...obviously I wasn't!
    09-20-10 11:05 AM
  5. syb0rg's Avatar
    do you have facebook?

    do you have my space?

    well i say you get rid of both of those and get on my face
    09-20-10 11:15 AM
  6. MzV33's Avatar
    "the difference between you and a chocolate bar is that the sweetness in you never goes away"

    ...k
    09-21-10 09:44 AM
  7. highjakker's Avatar
    in high school a friend asked a girl "hey, do you wanna f*** or eat chicken?"
    i guess she didn't like chicken because they've been married for almost 20 years.
    09-21-10 10:42 AM
  8. middbrew's Avatar
    in high school a friend asked a girl "hey, do you wanna f*** or eat chicken?"
    i guess she didn't like chicken because they've been married for almost 20 years.
    You need to ask him if after 20 years if he's still laying off the chicken.

    My brother-in-law got his...well...you know...tatooed with a dollar bill. his favorite pick up line is "hey baby, do you like to blow money?"
    09-21-10 11:05 AM
  9. highjakker's Avatar
    i haven't seen him for years but i think he works at KFC now...lol
    09-21-10 12:47 PM
  10. jlb21's Avatar
    The T-Shirt from Notting Hill


    On the front it says: "You're the most beautiful woman in the world."

    On the back it says: "Fancy a f**k"
    09-21-10 01:17 PM
  11. syb0rg's Avatar
    do you like boxing?

    really??!?!

    well then drop to your knees and give me fifteen blows to the head

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    09-21-10 04:01 PM
  12. wnm's Avatar
    Got a little Italian in you? Want some?
    09-22-10 07:29 AM
  13. slipperman's Avatar
    nice legs, i'd like to know where they end someday

    (barf)
    09-23-10 11:23 AM
  14. middbrew's Avatar
    "Hey does this rag smell like chloroform?"
    02-24-12 07:24 AM
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