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  1. Dr. Newport's Avatar
    How to get junk kicked at the bar:

    "My feelings for you are like diarrhea, I just can't hold them in."

    Does steak work in the nether regions? You will need it if you use that one.
    04-25-08 03:08 PM
  2. Baroness110902's Avatar
    I think a ball-peen hammer would work for the below the belt areas.
    04-25-08 03:09 PM
  3. Recker's Avatar
    I have heard people use the old line off of Wayne's world,if you were a president you would be baberham Lincoln.

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    04-25-08 03:21 PM
  4. Dr. Newport's Avatar
    Oh yeah. More steak for the FACE:

    "Are your parents ********, because you sure are special."
    04-25-08 04:23 PM
  5. sharden's Avatar
    I'm a nice guy!!! Try picking up a woman with that one. LOL
    04-25-08 10:03 PM
  6. mrs.d's Avatar
    heheheh. that is cute, btw...where do you work? build-a-bear?

    wow.
    well, actually, I work at a police station..and that's the cleanest line I could put on here
    04-26-08 04:02 PM
  7. raylol16's Avatar
    "i lost my # can I have yours?" lol!
    04-26-08 05:27 PM
  8. P.H.A.D.E's Avatar
    I'm A Fool When I'm With My Friends So I Use..........


    Hey Girl, Were You Just Looking At My Junk?!?!?
    04-27-08 01:27 AM
  9. danny595's Avatar
    Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?
    Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
    Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.
    Do you want to make millions? millions of babies!
    Hi, have you got a boyfriend? (if no,) Are you taking applications?
    My love for you is like the universe...neverending!!
    Your senses must be messed up 'cuz your eyes are talkin' to me.
    05-01-08 01:03 AM
  10. pashan's Avatar
    Not a pick up line but it's funny and it worked... I had a guy staring me down at a basketball game and I finally said as I walked past, "shake your head, your eyes are stuck!"

    My daughter uses my line now too... Guess it wasn't too bad, if it passes the 16 year olds test now!

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    05-01-08 01:27 AM
  11. jgw6618's Avatar
    Do you own a chicken farm? 'Cuz you sure know how to raise a c**k!

    Heard that one today and almost fell outta my chair!
    05-01-08 11:43 PM
  12. Carolina's Avatar
    This guy last week asked if I had a ninja in my pants. hahahaha, I was like no.... and he was like are you sure? Because your booty is kickin.

    Another one that I thought was so lame was.. you must be a broom because you just swept me off my feet.
    05-03-08 09:40 PM
  13. Baroness110902's Avatar
    Carolina--I gagged a bit over your ninja one! ROFL
    05-03-08 09:54 PM
  14. mthomas1987's Avatar
    This isn't one I've used but I just saw it on an ad on Facebook.
    "You're parents must have been bakers because you've got a nice set of buns."
    05-05-08 08:15 AM
  15. Lovewalk218's Avatar
    omgosh carolina! lolol did you laugh in his face?
    05-05-08 02:55 PM
  16. Baroness110902's Avatar
    I found it!

    I was stumbling across the internets and I thought this was funny for pickup lines
    05-05-08 03:46 PM
  17. Lovewalk218's Avatar
    lol love it!
    05-05-08 03:54 PM
  18. Dr. Newport's Avatar
    Step up to her and say (get in her space) "DAAAAAAAAAAAYUM! DID THAT HURT? LOOK AT THAT WELT OMG!!!!!" When she goes. "What?" because she thinks her face is messed up somehow. They you say. "Did you hit your head when you fell out of heaven?"
    05-05-08 04:11 PM
  19. ShortStop51001's Avatar
    One night after clubbing at the casino...a guy stopped me and my very drunk friend on our way out of the club. He stopped me and asked what was the difference between this side of the casino(he was on) and the other...he continues asking where to get a drink and we keep asnwering him...and then finally he's like "come and get a drink, you look like you need another!!" and then he asked if we thought he was creepy...welll DUH!!
    05-05-08 09:44 PM
  20. Carolina's Avatar
    lol Baroness I gagged too hahahaha.

    Purpleberry- hahahaha, yeah I laughed in his face!! He was like can I at least get points for effort and guts?
    05-05-08 11:52 PM
  21. Lovewalk218's Avatar
    well last nite i was in the deli- A guy and his friends come to the door, the deli is soo crowded and he starts singing
    Baby y u left me, baby I need you,

    at first Im like damn hes crazy then i realize everyone staring at me, and i look at him of course he staring at ME singing.

    Baby I need you girl, u my heart girl, oo baby y u left me damn I need u girl

    This went on for about 5 mins, and then he "drops his mic" and walks out the store.
    05-06-08 06:59 AM
  22. hootyhoo's Avatar
    Let's get something straight between you and me.

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    09-16-10 03:23 PM
  23. 12MaNy's Avatar
    Hey sexy...Is that a keg in your pants? Cuz I really wanna tap that a**.
    09-16-10 11:14 PM
  24. 12MaNy's Avatar
    Hey baby...I'm no Fred Flinstone, but I can make your bedrock.
    09-18-10 09:28 AM
  25. 12MaNy's Avatar
    There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
    09-18-10 09:39 AM
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