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  1. Seven3Lee's Avatar
    "You've been a very bad girl! Go to my room!"
    04-24-08 05:31 PM
  2. antiandy's Avatar
    Pointing to my tattoo and starting with "Did that hurt?" ....really?!

    No, it ******* tickled. Here's your sign.
    I get this every day...everywhere I go...sigh...guess I shouldnt have gotten my head tattooed if I didnt want to deal with it, right?

    My Favorite Line:
    Me: Did it hurt?
    Random Girl: Did WHAT hurt?
    Me: When you fell from Heaven....
    04-24-08 05:31 PM
  3. Hi-Definition's Avatar
    didn't happen to me...but at work we were sitting around thinking of stupid and funny pickup lines...one of them said,

    "If you were a booger, I'd pick you!"

    LOL....I thought it was funny and cute and....ewww!!
    heheheh. that is cute, btw...where do you work? build-a-bear?

    wow.
    04-24-08 05:35 PM
  4. Dr. Newport's Avatar
    Here is one:

    "My name's Dr Newport, but you can call me "lover.""

    Shoot, you would have to slap mad steaks on your face after dropping that one!
    04-24-08 06:15 PM
  5. s.f.clk02's Avatar
    LOL DOC haha u would be eatin steak everyday until u retire if u drop that line hahah
    04-24-08 06:24 PM
  6. Dr. Newport's Avatar
    Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

    If someone said that one, the rest of the people in the club should knock him out.

    POW! STEAKTYME!!!!
    04-24-08 06:35 PM
  7. Lovewalk218's Avatar
    lol how about this

    a guy sees me stops suddenly and goes

    (points @ me) you. (points @ him) me. (closes his hand) together. now

    **i walk away. fast
    04-24-08 10:17 PM
  8. klivingston1's Avatar
    What's a pretty girlk like you doin' in a dirty place like my mind? Lmao! It just barely beats out "hey baby, wanna ****?"

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    04-24-08 10:21 PM
  9. Dr. Newport's Avatar
    Man, you walk up to a cute little number and you grab her by the shoulders and you say, "Hey Baby, I know that these are your shouderblades, but I coulda sworn they were angel's wings!"

    Then you duck, because she is liable to put a fist in your face that will require a whole pot roast to cover.
    04-24-08 10:49 PM
  10. s.f.clk02's Avatar
    ohhhh damm doc is bustin out with them lines hahah thats a good one lol if she doesnt punch u in the stomach first.
    04-24-08 11:27 PM
  11. danny595's Avatar
    Hahahaha komedy!!!

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    04-24-08 11:38 PM
  12. Dr. Newport's Avatar
    "Help, something's wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you."

    BOP! She'll swell both of those eyes up with the quickness.

    Bust out tha A1.
    04-25-08 12:45 AM
  13. Myself's Avatar
    "......I'll pull out."
    04-25-08 12:38 PM
  14. p1nklady's Avatar
    A guy once asked my name and he said....oooh your name sends shivers to my spine.

    I was speechless....

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    04-25-08 12:57 PM
  15. s.f.clk02's Avatar
    thats a wack pickup line pinklady hella wack
    lol
    04-25-08 12:59 PM
  16. Dr. Newport's Avatar
    A guy once asked my name and he said....oooh your name sends shivers to my spine.

    I was speechless....

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    I am surprised you didn't blacken both of his eyes.

    I am gonna have to go into the steak business with all of these one-liners lemmetellyuh.

    "HEY BABY! All those curves, and me with no brakes!"

    BOP!

    That ine is a t-bone no doubt.
    04-25-08 01:01 PM
  17. Lovewalk218's Avatar
    lmao at techjunkie
    04-25-08 01:02 PM
  18. Baroness110902's Avatar

    "HEY BABY! All those curves, and me with no brakes!"

    BOP!

    That ine is a t-bone no doubt.
    oh that's FUN-NAY!
    04-25-08 01:13 PM
  19. Username5300's Avatar
    Nice shoes wanna f**k.........
    04-25-08 01:32 PM
  20. Sxxy007's Avatar
    Newbie here--HELLLLOOOO!!!
    Ready for a Doozie.
    Well ----now that we BOTH know I am clean here's my number give me a call. That's a negative**
    Gives a whole new meaning to Drop & give me 20--LOL

    Place: Boonies, TX
    Occupation: Health Dept (STD)
    04-25-08 01:58 PM
  21. Dr. Newport's Avatar
    "I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes."

    A straight right to the head and a left hook.

    STEAK TO THEY FACE TYME!
    04-25-08 02:15 PM
  22. Sxxy007's Avatar
    OMG ....I have to admit I LOVE
    "The DR"
    Thanks for the great laughs today as read some of your past posts.
    04-25-08 02:23 PM
  23. abcamacisl's Avatar
    I have seem to lost my teddy bear... Will you sleep with me tonight??

    That's sad

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    04-25-08 02:42 PM
  24. BB7290grl74's Avatar
    Worst one used on me: I wish my girlfriend had an *** like that! Sad part is it worked, lol.

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    04-25-08 02:44 PM
  25. danny595's Avatar
    I must be a snowflake, 'cuz I've fallen for you'.

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    04-25-08 02:51 PM
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