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  1. Lovewalk218's Avatar
    Lovewalk218
    hey everyone,

    post your worst pick up lines or pick up lines you've used!

    On my way home, i was of course txtin on my berry and some ***** said

    "How you doing. Oh you tryna txt me, wait let me get my treo, i got one"

    another guy: "Hey you sweet sexy yellow thing!!!"

    (im lite skin, mixed Dad is from Guyana, mom is white)

    post yours!
    04-17-08 10:46 AM
  2. raylol16's Avatar
    raylol16
    sexy can i...? lol
    04-17-08 10:48 AM
  3. s.f.clk02's Avatar
    s.f.clk02
    Sexy can i check out a book?(she was a librarian) haha lol I GOT HER SON
    but then i asked her to write my essay and do my HW she kicked me out
    04-17-08 10:49 AM
  4. Lovewalk218's Avatar
    Lovewalk218
    lolol! your crazy!
    04-17-08 10:59 AM
  5. joshrussett's Avatar
    joshrussett
    nice shoes....
    04-17-08 01:22 PM
  6. Riley2521's Avatar
    Riley2521
    Pointing to my tattoo and starting with "Did that hurt?" ....really?!

    No, it ******* tickled. Here's your sign.
    04-17-08 01:26 PM
  7. Lovewalk218's Avatar
    Lovewalk218
    hey can you spot me for lunch???
    04-17-08 01:35 PM
  8. Baroness110902's Avatar
    Baroness110902
    worst line; True story

    At the bar, guy comes over and says "I'm stuck here because my plane is delayed at the airport and i don't have anywhere to sleep"

    My response "Dude, that sucks but I'm pretty sure the airport is open 24 hours so you can crash there"
    04-17-08 01:44 PM
  9. cate's Avatar
    cate
    Former Rock Star
    Originally Posted by purpleberry218
    hey can you spot me for lunch???
    LMAO. i want to try this one!
    04-17-08 01:47 PM
  10. raylol16's Avatar
    raylol16
    Originally Posted by Baroness110902
    worst line; True story

    At the bar, guy comes over and says "I'm stuck here because my plane is delayed at the airport and i don't have anywhere to sleep"

    My response "Dude, that sucks but I'm pretty sure the airport is open 24 hours so you can crash there"
    lol owned that made me lol
    04-17-08 01:48 PM
  11. s.f.clk02's Avatar
    s.f.clk02
    Originally Posted by purpleberry218
    hey can you spot me for lunch???
    I pull off that one every day it works Son u just gotta have that nice smile
    04-17-08 02:23 PM
  12. mzshey2x's Avatar
    mzshey2x
    "I'm doing a report on the finer things in life - can I interview you?"

    LOL

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    04-17-08 02:39 PM
  13. s.f.clk02's Avatar
    s.f.clk02
    ohh thats a goood one shey thank ya very much NEWLINE SON
    04-17-08 02:43 PM
  14. mzshey2x's Avatar
    mzshey2x
    LOL..

    I was like "What???" & I giggled

    I'm a dork!

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    04-17-08 02:47 PM
  15. s.f.clk02's Avatar
    s.f.clk02
    imma go to the library and pull that one on the librarian today watch and shes gonna do all my hw
    04-17-08 02:53 PM
  16. s.f.clk02's Avatar
    s.f.clk02
    you where probably like mm interview on finer things in life okay why not mm whow u just hit on me nice pick up line man
    04-17-08 02:54 PM
  17. vazquecj's Avatar
    vazquecj
    How about...
    "I lost my phone number, can I have yours?"
    04-17-08 03:29 PM
  18. Baroness110902's Avatar
    Baroness110902
    Originally Posted by vazquecj
    How about...
    "I lost my phone number, can I have yours?"
    LAME!

    my response would have been "Did your parents have any children that lived?"
    04-17-08 04:00 PM
  19. raylol16's Avatar
    raylol16
    Hey baby can I pin dat ***? Lol

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    04-17-08 04:16 PM
  20. s.f.clk02's Avatar
    s.f.clk02
    loll
    worst one and oldest
    girl u must be tired cause you have been running thru my mind all damn day
    04-17-08 04:28 PM
  21. mzshey2x's Avatar
    mzshey2x
    "girl you must be a parking ticket cuz you've got fine written all over you!"

    LOL

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    04-17-08 04:29 PM
  22. s.f.clk02's Avatar
    s.f.clk02
    HAHA i gotta get some pointers from SHEY dam girl how many times u get hit on ??
    04-17-08 04:30 PM
  23. mrs.d's Avatar
    mrs.d
    didn't happen to me...but at work we were sitting around thinking of stupid and funny pickup lines...one of them said,

    "If you were a booger, I'd pick you!"

    LOL....I thought it was funny and cute and....ewww!!
    04-24-08 03:09 PM
  24. flairbrtndr3's Avatar
    flairbrtndr3
    I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
    04-24-08 05:23 PM
  25. s.f.clk02's Avatar
    s.f.clk02
    some girl said to me

    Sexy can i holla i was like na girl that song is wack and i pushed her head away
    04-24-08 05:31 PM
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