[BlackBerryBob]

If someone asks me "How are you doing?"

If I was any better I'd need a straightjacket
or
If I was any better I'd be twins

[aprilp1980]

I found the following on a starbucks cup "Can we laugh at cancer? Is it funny to lose your breast? Am I crazy to have humor when I lose my hair? Should I ignore the giggles while receiving chemo? What if I nudge someone and sneak a smile, even though I have no eyebrows? Is it inappropriate? Don't be offended, it beats waxing!" - - Julie Wade cancer survivor

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[SLVR6]

Wow.................

[SLVR6]

Here is an old favorite:

"I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy." - some drunk

[Msmari]

This is one of my top quotes!!

"Never make someone your priority, when they only make you an option."

[Seabreeze]

This is one of my top quotes!!

"Never make someone your priority, when they only make you an option."

wow msmari that's ma sis favorite

[WillBerry]

Once you go blackberry you never go back......Lol

[EyEz4JB]

Don't bite the hand that feeds you. (I think that's how you say it)

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[ClintRo]

Don't bite the hand that feeds you. (I think that's how you say it)

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Can you nibble?? Nibbling is FUN!

[Seabreeze]

Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt and dance like no one is watching.

[Rose6446]

seabreeze and mari.....these are BOTH 2 of my favorites!!! good call!

"The only way to have a friend is to be one....."

[trucky]

"A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people remembering the same thing."

[CarrieBerry]

Some days my motto is:
Life is a b*tch, then you die.

Luckly those are far and few between. I also like:

The sun will come up tomorrow & they can't take away your birthday!

Be kind to everyone, for everyone is fighting some kind of battle.

Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it.

The only people you need in your life are the ones who make an effort to need you in theirs...

[SLVR6]

If at first you do not succeed, try again until you do......

A fool and his money are soon parted.....

Better to live on the rood than in a house with a nagging woman. - proverbs

You gotta fight for your right toooo ppaaaarrrrttyyy! - beastie boys

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[SLVR6]

If you marry older you will marry better. If not, you have fewer years until you die! - Rev. George R. Sweet (my wifes late grandfather, a minister!)

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[exelant]

Sewage plant motto:

Smells like money to me!

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[SLVR6]

tastes like chicken......

[EyEz4JB]

True friends are like diamonds faithful and rare. False friends are like autumn leaves found everywere

[EyEz4JB]

when you pass through the waters, I will be with you; And through the rivers, they shall not overflow you. When you walk through the fire, you shall not be burned, Nor shall the flame scorch you. Isaiah 43:2

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[Seabreeze]

Smile even through your tears, Be Strong even through your fears

[WillBerry]

"A good friend will bail you out of jail at 2am, A true friend will be sitting right next to you" Hahaha sooo true!

[EyEz4JB]

Smile even through your tears, Be Strong even through your fears

Good one Seabreeze

[Ian@Utah]

Its better to stand alone, then to stand in the midst of bad company.

[Seabreeze]

It is not wanting to win that makes you a winner; it is refusing to fail.

[Ian@Utah]

"A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people remembering the same thing."

Amen!!!
How true you are.