1. SLVR6's Avatar
    "A foolish son is the ruin of his father,
    And the contentions of a wife are a continual dripping" -Proverbs 19:13

    "Better to dwell in the wilderness,
    Than with a contentious and angry woman. " -Proverbs 21:19
    10-08-08 06:56 PM
  2. oops956's Avatar
    "i tired to drown my troubles, but my troubles learned to swim"
    10-08-08 07:26 PM
  3. jeffkoz's Avatar
    I'd rather die while I'm living, than live while I'm dead.

    Some people never find it, some only pretend. But me, I just want to live happily ever after, every now and then.

    I ain't no drinking man, but temptation got the best of me. - Jimmy Buffett
    10-08-08 07:47 PM
  4. oops956's Avatar
    Celebrate we will, because life is short but sweet for certain

    The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.


    If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.


    Storms make trees take deeper roots.


    We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.

    Fear is just a feeling. Fear cannot kill you
    10-08-08 07:48 PM
  5. Rose6446's Avatar
    I cried because I had no shoes until I met the man who had no feet......

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    10-08-08 08:10 PM
  6. Rose6446's Avatar
    It takes a village to raise a child-

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    10-08-08 08:17 PM
  7. Rose6446's Avatar
    Here is one for cut, "Its all pink inside..."

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    Ok.....YOU are fired too!!!! haha

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    10-08-08 08:24 PM
  8. SLVR6's Avatar
    How about "through the forest you will find the little man in a pink canoe...."

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    10-08-08 08:35 PM
  9. NewYorkChic's Avatar
    How about

    "What you do in the dark always come to light"

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    10-08-08 09:11 PM
  10. wallyjayrosenberger's Avatar
    "if you're gonna cheat on your girl, cheat up. you wouldn't cheat on a test to fail would you?" -my version of advice to a friend
    10-08-08 09:11 PM
  11. Rose6446's Avatar
    Walk by faith, and not by sight. We're all the same color when u turn out the light.....

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    10-08-08 09:20 PM
  12. Msmari's Avatar
    How about

    "What you do in the dark always come to light"

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    One of my fav!! I love it!!
    10-08-08 09:33 PM
  13. amazinglygraceless's Avatar
    Before you criticize someone,walk a mile in his shoes.
    Then when you do criticize that person, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes!
    10-08-08 09:44 PM
  14. Jedi_Blackberry's Avatar
    Before you criticize someone,walk a mile in his shoes.
    Then when you do criticize that person, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes!
    My wife used that in an Easter play for church this year!! Got a lot of laughs.
    10-08-08 09:49 PM
  15. BigPete70's Avatar
    might be offensive but I like it.

    "If you can't eat it or F*** it then kill it" - Carnivore
    10-08-08 10:03 PM
  16. amazinglygraceless's Avatar
    How far you go in life depends on your being tender with the young,
    compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving,
    and tolerant of the weak-because some day you will have been all of these. George Washington Carver
    10-08-08 10:05 PM
  17. Seabreeze's Avatar
    The Difficulties in life are intended to make us better not bitter.
    10-08-08 10:22 PM
  18. Rose6446's Avatar
    If you're not first, you're last!!!

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    10-08-08 11:15 PM
  19. SLVR6's Avatar
    If you're not first, you're last!!!

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    Said by Ricky Bobby
    10-08-08 11:53 PM
  20. SLVR6's Avatar
    He who dies with the most toys......still dies!
    10-08-08 11:54 PM
  21. amazinglygraceless's Avatar
    More than anything else, strive to grow old.
    The alternative sucks.
    10-09-08 12:03 AM
  22. judi912's Avatar
    I tell this to my daughter all the time.....

    Don't expect a man to buy for you, what you can't buy for yourself.

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    10-09-08 12:17 AM
  23. WillBerry's Avatar
    Cheers to lying, Cheating, Stealing and drinking.
    If your gonna lie, Lie for a friend
    If your gonna cheat, Cheat death
    If your gonna steal, Steal a heart
    And if your gonna drink, Drink with me!!
    10-09-08 12:22 AM
  24. JustPlainJef's Avatar
    "When someone tells me to have a good day, I say 'I will!' because the alternatives aren't nearly appealing."
    My outlook on life.


    "No more promise no more sorrow
    No longer will I follow
    Can anybody hear me
    I just want to be me
    When I can, I will
    Try to understand
    That when I can, I will"
    Smashing Pumpkins - "Mayonaise"
    10-09-08 06:33 AM
  25. ClintRo's Avatar
    Cheers to lying, Cheating, Stealing and drinking.
    If your gonna lie, Lie for a friend
    If your gonna cheat, Cheat death
    If your gonna steal, Steal a heart
    And if your gonna drink, Drink with me!!
    I like that one... Will Simth!!!
    10-09-08 08:08 AM
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