[Blkbear]

Nothing wakes a person up, like ferrets gone wild in the bed with you!


One ferret playing can destroy a room in no time.

Two ferrets playing can destroy a house faster than the one playing ferret can destroy a room.

There is no such thing as "catching" two ferrets that do not wish to be caught, because as you get close, they smile/laugh and teleport.

Animal control will not come to rescue, catch or kill babysat ferrets, don't even call.

Ferrets should not be left in the care of a friend who is an I D I O T!

Blkbear is a good friend, who just so happens to be an.... I D I O T!

[sorlipm]

2nd place is 1st loser

[trucky]

Ferrets are really the American version of the Tasmanian Devil.

[MayorHaji]

If at first you don't succeed, you're obviously not Chuck Norris.

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[preach75]

Id rather have 1% of 100 men's effort, than 100% of just my own.-J. Paul Getty.

Watch the masses, and do the opposite.

If you serve the classes, you will live like the masses; however, if you serve the masses, you will live like the classes.

Failure is not fatal; quitting is.

(Paraphrase) Noone erects a statue to a critic. The one who is in the arena taking the shots gets the credit over those who know neither victory nor defeat.- Teddy Roosevelt

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[Username00089]

Give her an inch, she'll take the whole mile.

[JustPlainJef]

Nothing wakes a person up, like ferrets gone wild in the bed with you!


One ferret playing can destroy a room in no time.

Two ferrets playing can destroy a house faster than the one playing ferret can destroy a room.

There is no such thing as "catching" two ferrets that do not wish to be caught, because as you get close, they smile/laugh and teleport.

Animal control will not come to rescue, catch or kill babysat ferrets, don't even call.

Ferrets should not be left in the care of a friend who is an I D I O T!

Blkbear is a good friend, who just so happens to be an.... I D I O T!

Ferrets are AWESOME!!!

[drtj]

Man who runs in front or car gets tired

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[Gnomad]

If you are not living on the edge, you are taking up too much space.

[fsb]

Never pet a burning dog.

[dragonsamus]

Never under estimate the power of dumb people in large numbers.

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[bbcurve420]

Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.

[rippedvanwinkle]

If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed fixing anyway!

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[solracnx]

My juice is that of the pan, which flows constantly like a river through the great walls.
-Carlos Flores (myself )

p.s. if u speak spanish u would know the meaning of pan other than bread

[rippedvanwinkle]

If at first you don't succeed,
Just keep suckin' 'till you do succeed!

Curly-
The Three Stooges

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