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  1. Blkbear's Avatar
    Nothing wakes a person up, like ferrets gone wild in the bed with you!


    One ferret playing can destroy a room in no time.

    Two ferrets playing can destroy a house faster than the one playing ferret can destroy a room.

    There is no such thing as "catching" two ferrets that do not wish to be caught, because as you get close, they smile/laugh and teleport.

    Animal control will not come to rescue, catch or kill babysat ferrets, don't even call.

    Ferrets should not be left in the care of a friend who is an I D I O T!

    Blkbear is a good friend, who just so happens to be an.... I D I O T!
    12-09-09 03:02 PM
  2. sorlipm's Avatar
    2nd place is 1st loser
    12-09-09 03:03 PM
  3. trucky's Avatar
    Ferrets are really the American version of the Tasmanian Devil.
    12-09-09 03:08 PM
  4. MayorHaji's Avatar
    If at first you don't succeed, you're obviously not Chuck Norris.

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    12-09-09 03:13 PM
  5. preach75's Avatar
    Id rather have 1% of 100 men's effort, than 100% of just my own.-J. Paul Getty.

    Watch the masses, and do the opposite.

    If you serve the classes, you will live like the masses; however, if you serve the masses, you will live like the classes.

    Failure is not fatal; quitting is.

    (Paraphrase) Noone erects a statue to a critic. The one who is in the arena taking the shots gets the credit over those who know neither victory nor defeat.- Teddy Roosevelt

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    12-09-09 04:25 PM
  6. Username00089's Avatar
    Give her an inch, she'll take the whole mile.
    12-09-09 07:31 PM
  7. JustPlainJef's Avatar
    Nothing wakes a person up, like ferrets gone wild in the bed with you!


    One ferret playing can destroy a room in no time.

    Two ferrets playing can destroy a house faster than the one playing ferret can destroy a room.

    There is no such thing as "catching" two ferrets that do not wish to be caught, because as you get close, they smile/laugh and teleport.

    Animal control will not come to rescue, catch or kill babysat ferrets, don't even call.

    Ferrets should not be left in the care of a friend who is an I D I O T!

    Blkbear is a good friend, who just so happens to be an.... I D I O T!
    Ferrets are AWESOME!!!
    12-10-09 02:57 AM
  8. drtj's Avatar
    Man who runs in front or car gets tired

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    12-10-09 07:26 PM
  9. Gnomad's Avatar
    If you are not living on the edge, you are taking up too much space.
    12-10-09 08:14 PM
  10. fsb's Avatar
    Never pet a burning dog.
    12-10-09 09:58 PM
  11. dragonsamus's Avatar
    Never under estimate the power of dumb people in large numbers.

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    12-11-09 02:19 AM
  12. bbcurve420's Avatar
    Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.

    I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.
    12-11-09 03:01 AM
  13. rippedvanwinkle's Avatar
    If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed fixing anyway!

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    12-11-09 06:26 AM
  14. solracnx's Avatar
    My juice is that of the pan, which flows constantly like a river through the great walls.
    -Carlos Flores (myself )

    p.s. if u speak spanish u would know the meaning of pan other than bread
    Last edited by solracnx; 12-11-09 at 09:53 PM.
    12-11-09 09:50 PM
  15. rippedvanwinkle's Avatar
    If at first you don't succeed,
    Just keep suckin' 'till you do succeed!

    Curly-
    The Three Stooges

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    12-11-09 10:49 PM
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