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  1. drtj's Avatar
    I am on a few other forums and they have a thread like this. Just wanted to see if I could hear some new ones.
    12-08-09 04:10 PM
  2. SofaKingKev's Avatar
    Hope for the best but plan for the worst.
    12-08-09 04:18 PM
  3. SofaKingKev's Avatar
    the rain falls on everyone's roof.
    12-08-09 04:18 PM
  4. SofaKingKev's Avatar
    nobody always tells the truth.
    12-08-09 04:19 PM
  5. SofaKingKev's Avatar
    never play leap-frog with a unicorn.
    12-08-09 04:20 PM
  6. SofaKingKev's Avatar
    Good, better, best.. never let it rest.. until your good is better and your better's best.
    12-08-09 04:21 PM
  7. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    Damn Kev, you have a few sayings?

    When someone asks for my advice, I always tell them the most logical solution. This doesn't always go over well so I tell them the best advice is not always what you want to hear.

    Preaching the truth!
    12-08-09 04:34 PM
  8. crazyralph's Avatar
    Be careful of the toes you step on today. They may be connected to the **** you have to kiss tomorrow.
    12-08-09 08:20 PM
  9. TheSkeptik's Avatar
    Are you dying to survive or surviving to die
    12-08-09 08:25 PM
  10. JustPlainJef's Avatar
    Never sweat the petty things, and never pet the sweaty things.
    12-09-09 02:50 AM
  11. Blkbear's Avatar
    No matter how bad things get, waking up on the sunny side of the dirt, is ALWAYS a good thing.
    12-09-09 05:07 AM
  12. ShiPanda's Avatar
    Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man how to fish, he'll eat for a lifetime.
    12-09-09 05:58 AM
  13. JustPlainJef's Avatar
    Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man how to fish, he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day long.
    12-09-09 06:49 AM
  14. rippedvanwinkle's Avatar
    If a man speaks in the forrest, and no one is around to hear him, is he still wrong?

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    12-09-09 07:20 AM
  15. wnm's Avatar
    Eat a bowl of worms first thing in the morning, and nothing worse can happen to you for the rest of the day.
    12-09-09 10:30 AM
  16. SofaKingKev's Avatar
    people have two things to spend: their time and their money, and they would much rather spend their money
    12-09-09 10:53 AM
  17. SofaKingKev's Avatar
    well done is better than well said.
    12-09-09 11:17 AM
  18. syb0rg's Avatar
    1)
    may take many screws to make baby crib, but one nail to fill it

    2)
    he who goes to bed with ichy **** wakes up with stinky finger

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    12-09-09 01:16 PM
  19. trucky's Avatar
    He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever.
    12-09-09 01:42 PM
  20. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    If at first you don't succeed, give up. You obviously can't do it.
    12-09-09 01:45 PM
  21. trucky's Avatar
    Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
    12-09-09 02:11 PM
  22. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    Man who's high on pot stand on toilet.
    12-09-09 02:19 PM
  23. trucky's Avatar
    Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
    12-09-09 02:21 PM
  24. chad177's Avatar
    man with 4 balls cant walk
    12-09-09 02:23 PM
  25. trucky's Avatar
    man with 4 balls cant walk
    Don't forget to add at the front "Baseball not right, man with 4 balls can't walk."
    12-09-09 02:32 PM
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