I am on a few other forums and they have a thread like this. Just wanted to see if I could hear some new ones.
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I am on a few other forums and they have a thread like this. Just wanted to see if I could hear some new ones.
Hope for the best but plan for the worst.
the rain falls on everyone's roof.
nobody always tells the truth.
never play leap-frog with a unicorn.
Good, better, best.. never let it rest.. until your good is better and your better's best.
Damn Kev, you have a few sayings?
When someone asks for my advice, I always tell them the most logical solution. This doesn't always go over well so I tell them the best advice is not always what you want to hear.
Preaching the truth!
Be careful of the toes you step on today. They may be connected to the **** you have to kiss tomorrow.
Are you dying to survive or surviving to die
Never sweat the petty things, and never pet the sweaty things.
No matter how bad things get, waking up on the sunny side of the dirt, is ALWAYS a good thing.
Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man how to fish, he'll eat for a lifetime.
Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man how to fish, he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day long.
If a man speaks in the forrest, and no one is around to hear him, is he still wrong?
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Eat a bowl of worms first thing in the morning, and nothing worse can happen to you for the rest of the day.
people have two things to spend: their time and their money, and they would much rather spend their money
well done is better than well said.
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may take many screws to make baby crib, but one nail to fill it
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he who goes to bed with ichy **** wakes up with stinky finger
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He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever.
If at first you don't succeed, give up. You obviously can't do it.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
Man who's high on pot stand on toilet.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
man with 4 balls cant walk
Don't forget to add at the front "Baseball not right, man with 4 balls can't walk."