You know, I can't help but to visit that website at least once a week. I don't know
what it is. I can't believe someone would actually eat some of this stuff, let alone
make it!
During last SuperBowl, a friend found one of these charming internet "Awwwwesoooome Foods" recipes and decided to make them for us. I have no idea what it was called, but in involved hollowing out a loave of bread and copious amounts of bacon and cheese and tater-tots, 5 kinds of meat, barbecue sauce and a heaping of testosterone and fist-pumping...among other things.
The results were as spectacular as they were Gross.
It was essentiality a huge waste of food wrapped up in a sea of grease and sodium... Probably near 4 pounds of artery-choking death served on a paper plate. Naaaasty.
Everybody just picked at theirs - most of it ending up in the dumpster afterwards.
Sad, really.
Except for this one kid - he actually finished his and continued to fuel his enormous, flabby body by shoveling various snack foods and beer into his yawning maw.
He'll probably be dead sometime by next year. Hope that sandwich was worth it, tubby.
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How do people even...come up with such gastronomical atrocities? The thread should be called, "THIS is why you're...DEAD".
Huh...
It will defenitely be gastronomical after eating one of those bad boys. Hmmm...I wonder if that's how the whole Big Bang started..Now I need to re-think my thoughts on how the world will end. Back to the lab.
I would totally try that chocolate covered bacon! hahaha
But when I owned my pizza shop, I had a pizza that was called the 'tavern french fry pi' a.k.a. the heart attack pizza.
It was the crust, straight heinz ketchup as the sauce/base, then topped with a MOUND of fried french fries, then a cheddar and mozzerella mix, then topped with loads of bacon... It was soooo darn good lol. One of my most popular sellers.
LMAO... Bourbon.... YUCK! But you wouldn't believe how many customers would come in and say 'how many doobies did you go through to come up with this one?!" haha.
I thought that one up, I had so many funky creations... Mac N Cheese with Bacon Pi, BBQ Rib Pi, Enchilada Pi (unlike any that you've ever heard of before)... lets just put it this way, nothing lean or light lol.
It was hemorrhaging money, couldn't keep up with the overhead, competition ate me alive. Simply ran out of working capital and ended up basically trading all the equipment in the location (well over 100k) in lieu of the remainder or rent. Thats why 9/10 restaurants fail within the first 2 years.
I thought that one up, I had so many funky creations... Mac N Cheese with Bacon Pi, BBQ Rib Pi, Enchilada Pi (unlike any that you've ever heard of before)... lets just put it this way, nothing lean or light lol.
Sounds like two place we have here. Lena's First and Last in Hartford and
Harry's in West Hartford.
I was so happy when he moved to his new location. His shop was a storefront
to the apartment I rented in college. If he had not moved I'd be as big as
Jabba the Hut. His motto was "fat equals flavor"