1. Mark Edward Carr's Avatar
    We had the bacon thread... now where to get the best bacon butty.

    Post places, locations and pictures

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    05-03-14 10:04 AM
  2. sad_old_man's Avatar
    We had the bacon thread... now where to get the best bacon butty.

    Post places, locations and pictures

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    Mmmmm nows these proper original bacon buttys can only is origionalating froms the United States of England see eh? They is very rare see and are klassifyed as an dangeredeouse speceese see eh?

    They has to be big see an I is meenin BIG! As well as see.

    Firstly you has to sneek up on them a bit like bronco ridin. They lives in likkle smelly caravans parked in laybys by the side of the road. Approach the caravan slowly and look at the keeper? He shud be wearin a vest wiv lots of greese stains on of it. When satisfyed that you has found a good keeper you is askin fir one of is proper bacon buttys see? He is gonna say WOT? and you repeets yous quest! He is gonna lookin yous up and down then is dissapeerun into the back. Endeless hours later he is reappeerin wiv a likkle peese of magic see. It shud be at leest 12inches high and is havin leest 1.5llbs bacon on it.

    He is then standin back and watchin yous. Carry full how you approached it cause they is nown to be violet see eh? Slowly lift the top slice of breed off the butty which will cause the butty to reactor violetly see. Hold onto it firmly and pics up the orrible lookin grotty brown bokkle from the counter. This contains a secret bacon butty tranquility drug nown as Brown Sauce. (hp or daddies dependerant on yous taste). Smuvver the bacon in the drug and then replace the slice of bred and get it in your gob as quikly soon as possible.

    Thats all their is too it see eh? Sorted!

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    05-03-14 10:37 AM
  3. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Feest your eyeses see eh?


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  4. DocDRM's Avatar
    What the he77 did I just stumble into?

    I gots to ro, yo!

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    05-04-14 10:56 AM
  5. sad_old_man's Avatar
    What the he77 did I just stumble into?

    I gots to ro, yo!

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    Stumbulin is not good for yous see eh? Yous needs a doktor see eh?

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    05-04-14 10:58 AM
  6. nickdud's Avatar
    Rugby, near the boatyard... best blt un the middle of the UK
    Unless you're near welwyn, then the second best blt is by the ex service mans club...
    I only eat the burgers at Peterborough wikes and cambs a10 cafe coz they taste soooo good....


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    05-04-14 11:37 AM
  7. bambinoitaliano's Avatar
    What the he77 did I just stumble into?

    I gots to ro, yo!

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    Don't mind the old man. He often wondering and stumbling around in the rehab. Just call the nurse when he started to peel his clothes off.....
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    05-04-14 07:22 PM
  8. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Don't mind the old man. He often wondering and stumbling around in the rehab. Just call the nurse when he started to peel his clothes off.....
    I is wotchin and earing yous kat you now see eh?
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    05-05-14 06:20 AM
  9. Mark Edward Carr's Avatar
    Van outside B&Q in wallasey

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    05-28-14 04:40 PM

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