[trucky]

Man forced to marry cow faints at wedding


A teenager collapsed during his marriage to a cow he had earlier been caught having sex with after claiming it had flirted with him.





A cow: Ngurah Alit's 'bride' was drowned after the ceremony


Unemployed Ngurah Alit, 18, was seen in a Bali paddy field standing naked behind the animal.
He claimed he believed the cow was a young and beautiful woman, and it had seduced him with flattering compliments.

He was then forced to marry the cow to cleanse the coastal village of Yeh Embang of the bestiality.

But during the ritual Alit passed out as locals and police � drafted in to keep journalists at bay � looked on and his mother began screaming, according to Detik.com.

One villager said: �Poor kid. He�s actually a quiet kid.�

Alit quickly then became a widower when his new bride was drowned in the sea as part of the Pecaruan ritual. Alit was only symbolically drowned and bathed on the beach.

Chief Ida Bagus Legawa declared that the village had then been �cleansed� from the �defilement from the incident.�

[highjakker]

the kid shoulda stuck with the beef stroganoff

[trucky]

She is kinda cute... in a bovineish way.

[Radius]

Very sad, this happened to me once.

Then once more a few months later.

[LazyStarGazer]

It's like a tragedy by Shakespeare!

Romeogurah and Jerseyalit!

Their love forbidden by the grown ups, and called defilement.

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Truth is, it's all about the dowry. The cow was from a poor family.

[highjakker]

he passed out because he was lactose intolerant!

[paddygirl16]

Trucky were the heck do you find these stories?

[highjakker]

Trucky were the heck do you find these stories?

frrom his childhood memoirs, of course!

[wnm]

I have to close my eyes every time I drive by a dairy farm.

[ms monster]

Trucky - the beginning of that had me rolling.

Radius - you had me crying

Whew! *wipes eyes*

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[Branta]

Fortunately Baali is not a major sheep rearing area.

[ms monster]

Baahaha.......

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[Cyber Warrior]

Alit quickly then became a widower when his new bride was drowned in the sea as part of the Pecaruan ritual. Alit was only symbolically drowned and bathed on the beach.

Does this mean it's now a sea cow?



I found an exclusive never before seen photo of the sea cows funeral.

[LazyStarGazer]

In a stunning turn of events that has left Alits village reeling in shock, new photographic evidence has been uncovered that supports Alits claim that the cow was a bovine temptress.
Or, as his mother calls her, "That dirty cow sl**".

[Radius]

I'd hit that.

[highjakker]

cows aren't easy to read, they can be so MOO-dy.

[highjakker]

I'd hit that...again

fixed that for ya!

[middbrew]

Fortunately Baali is not a major sheep rearing area.

But they are obviously into cow rearing.

[Blkbear]

No wonder I got a strong "urg" to do the American pie scene, when I pulled that Marie Chalender's, Beef Pot Pie out of the microwave. Now that would have been HOT!

[jshuford]

"There is something very very wrong with you people!"

[highjakker]

"There is something very very wrong with you people!"

i find it udderly fascinating!!

[Cyber Warrior]

i find it udderly fascinating!!

Lol..

Wipe your milk mustache.

[Mavis Fesselmeyer]

Lol..

Wipe your milk mustache.

how DAIRY say that!!

Ugh, I have sunk to a new low....

[wnm]

This CUDn't get any more ridiculous.

[Radius]

This CUDn't get any more ridiculous.

Yes it could, if I wasn't worried about being banned I'd post that video I have. It clearly shows why I am no longer allowed at petting zoos, farms, pet shops and McDonald's.