[wnm]

Think Seinfeld the "Dinner Party" when Jerry's streak of not throwing up since June 29, 1980 (nearly 13 years) ends after eating a black and white cookie in a bakery.

Having recovered over the week end from a nasty stomach flu that ended my (and my wifes) 25 year streak I though I'd have a little sick humor.

So how long has it been for everyone else?

[xxtrrublexx]

I puked Friday night.

I'll probably puke again this Thursday.

No streaks for me.

[12MaNy]

I'm bulimic...so I puke everyday.

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[WhoolioPreludee]

^^ hahaha . Eww... At least 10 years....... Well unless you count acid reflux. Then its been a week

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[FearFormsFunction]

It has been a good three years.

[Stell1na]

I have an easy-to-remember date of January 1, 2010 (yeah, my New Year's Eve was awesome, why do you ask? lol).

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[xxxxpradaxxxx]

I hate puking.

Seriously.

I have this nasty habit of puking so hard that it comes out from my nose and mouth simultaneously.

I can't breath so I panic.

That said, I haven't puked in about 4 months or so.

[_StephenBB81]

I think last April, in a Rental Pick up truck I went and passed out in when I couldn't find the door to the house, man was it a stinky ride back to town the next day from the bush, windows down bottle of Febreeze to hide the smell
ick!

I am always passed out when I puke

[KillYouWithMyMind]

It's been about 2 months but it was a doozie.

Coming home from the bar, all over the inside of my buddy's car and the 2 guys in the backseat.

Then in the front yard.

Then in my neighbor's front yard.

Then in a few spots in the house.

[BigBadWulf]

December 20th, 1996. I was just starting my synthetic morphine patch, and went over to a friends to make Christmas cookies and have spaghetti. I never puke, but the first bite of dinner went down, and I projected over the table, and everyone sitting there. I think I ruined the meal.

WAPers do it With A Passion
I'm many people's brother, have several BB daughters and sons,
but I sure as heck ain't your momma!

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I'm a Survivor Baby!But the dang game fizzled out

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[WhoolioPreludee]

December 20th, 1996. I was just starting my synthetic morphine patch, and went over to a friends to make Christmas cookies and have spaghetti. I never puke, but the first bite of dinner went down, and I projected over the table, and everyone sitting there. I think I ruined the meal.

Morphine? Wtf? Did you break your hip or something, damn.

WAPers do it With A Passion
I'm many people's brother, have several BB daughters and sons,
but I sure as heck ain't your momma!

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I'm a Survivor Baby!But the dang game fizzled out

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[Username00089]

Mine was the first week of April in 2005. Haven't vomitted since.

[wattx]

I was over my brothers house and ate a sandwich because I was starving .
I woke up around 3 and puked my retainer into the toilet .
The salami was bad ... :l

[BigBadWulf]

Morphine? Wtf? Did you break your hip or something, damn.

An extremely bad neck from an accident, that I put off surgery on till absolutely necessary. Now I've got 4 fused vertebrae, a titanium plate with 8 screws, feel about twenty years younger, and take an Aleve on occasion.

WAPers do it With A Passion
I'm many people's brother, have several BB daughters and sons,
but I sure as heck ain't your momma!

*
I'm a Survivor Baby!But the dang game fizzled out

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[WhoolioPreludee]

An extremely bad neck from an accident, that I put off surgery on till absolutely necessary. Now I've got 4 fused vertebrae, a titanium plate with 8 screws, feel about twenty years younger, and take an Aleve on occasion.

WAPers do it With A Passion
I'm many people's brother, have several BB daughters and sons,
but I sure as heck ain't your momma!

*
I'm a Survivor Baby!But the dang game fizzled out

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Well glad to hear you're doing a lot better. You should change your name to "Iron/Titanium Man" hehehee........

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[wnm]

Yeah, get one of those Tony Stark gadgets, and next time you can hurl right through your chest.

[KillYouWithMyMind]

Morphine has made me sick as a dog before.

This was a while ago, about 4 years so I don't remember the details.

I was taking painkillers recreationally at the time (spare me the lecture, I've quit) and a buddy gave me some time release morphine... or so he said.

I don't remember how much I took but I remember it was about 5 pm and it did nothing to me initially. Come 1 am I was tired and went to bed.

I woke up at about 3 am completely wasted, as effed up as I can ever remember being. Spent the rest of the morning on the bathroom floor hugging the toilet. The following 2 days I couldn't even drink a glass of water without throwing it back up within minutes. Not to mention I was extremely uncomfortable no matter what I did, felt like I had a fever and my whole body itched incessantly... again, for 2 days.

Don't do drugs kids.

[_StephenBB81]

This thread was a bad omen, I posted, and that night I started puking like crazy and had to go to the hospital

I'm now at 14 hours puke free

[KillYouWithMyMind]

Jesus man, hope you're alright.

[_StephenBB81]

I got a whole whack of meds from the doctor, so hopefully I am fine

[username0022]

My longest streak is 18 hours, but that was after 6 months of mastering Tantra and a case and a half of Red Bull.... It took about 5 days to replenish all of the bodily fluids I lost during the procedure.

Oh, this thread is about puking?

[xxtrrublexx]

I wanna go streaking....

[Mavis Fesselmeyer]

Mine lasted til 10 am this morning when Prada mentioned 'Jar Squatter'. But it only came to my throat, so does that count?

Stevens, good job. I made the same mistake at first and was about ready to tell about the 2 cats outside my bedroom window at 2 am. I dont know if they were F***g or fighting, but they were SO loud that I threw an adult novelty at them through the window, and missed. Had to turn the a/c on to drown them out, then I froze all night and had to go out in my robe in the morning to search for a toy in the weeds.

FML

[username0022]

Mine lasted til 10 am this morning when Prada mentioned 'Jar Squatter'. But it only came to my throat, so does that count?

Stevens, good job. I made the same mistake at first and was about ready to tell about the 2 cats outside my bedroom window at 2 am. I dont know if they were F***g or fighting, but they were SO loud that I threw an adult novelty at them through the window, and missed. Had to turn the a/c on to drown them out, then I froze all night and had to go out in my robe in the morning to search for a toy in the weeds.

FML

Make sure to wash it off before it gets put back into the daily rotation...

[Mavis Fesselmeyer]

Make sure to wash it off before it gets put back into the daily rotation...

No doubt. I dont want weeds in MY lady garden

*rimshot*