Dueling banjos for the ex. The main ringtone is the theme from The Rockford Files. (I've got some various mp3/wma audio conversion files since I was working on converting old casettes to mp3 a while back, so I've created some of my own ringtones from songs & tv themes.)
"So step up if you wanna get hurt
Milk Dee's gonna pull the skirt
I get money, money I got
Stunts call me honey if they feel real hot
That's how it is, you can ask Giz
I stole your girl while you were in prison"