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  1. 12MaNy's Avatar
    Do beers have feelings
    No. Only wine coolers and Zimas have feelings. Beer is emotion-less. Its just there simply to satisfy your craving for carbonated perfection!



    Were humans created by aliens
    Ask Tom Cruise. Lol
    09-15-08 08:11 AM
  2. tjopearson's Avatar
    Why do the police pull people over in the MIDDLE OF THE STREET? Is it soo hard to pull someone over to the side? Around the corner? Up the block? Is it IMPERATIVE that they block traffic for 40 miles, other than they get a thrill out of people having to go around them, but really slow, so that they can get a look at what's going on, and to also make sure they dont speed past the police????????
    09-15-08 12:49 PM
  3. UrbanD_Phx's Avatar
    Weekends should always be three days -

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    09-15-08 01:25 PM
  4. Hi-Definition's Avatar
    I have a flight leaving in 20 minutes that's about to board...I abhore the feeling of knowing I'm not on terra firma, that MY FEET are 30,000 feet in the air and at the mercy of 2 pilots (i.e. I loathe flying even though I fly all the time).
    09-15-08 02:50 PM
  5. golfnut's Avatar
    What's on my mind is how long it's going to take me to get back to Texas! Actually, how long to convince my wife to go.
    09-15-08 03:31 PM
  6. 12MaNy's Avatar
    Pepsi Max is by far the worst thing I've ever ingested. Yuck!!!
    09-15-08 04:27 PM
  7. wallyjayrosenberger's Avatar
    i love bacon
    09-15-08 07:16 PM
  8. w00dy65's Avatar
    Hmmm...if it takes a chicken and a half, a day and a half, to lay an egg and a half...I wonder how long it would take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle...hmmm???

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    09-15-08 09:19 PM
  9. exelant's Avatar
    Why does stuff that's bad for you taste so d*mn good, and stuff that's good for you taste so bad?

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    09-15-08 10:28 PM
  10. ricky99797's Avatar
    Hmm what's on my mind;
    How I'm going to pay my bills when my work cut my work hours.
    This girl sitting next to me in class right now she's a cutie.
    And when 4.5 is going to out via tmobile.

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    09-15-08 10:31 PM
  11. jenaywins's Avatar
    Hmm. I hope philly wins against dallas, but that my steelers whoop em next week. And why am I out drinking when I have to get up at 430am? Sheesh.

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    09-15-08 10:34 PM
  12. exelant's Avatar
    Walleye! I've got to explain it to you? If you see his profile picture you'll see he's 14 if he's a day. There's no way a girl's gonna let him close enough to her to get an STD. IMO, he's still a few years away from that worry. I was teasing the little guy, maybe a bit mean, but not meant to be cruel because Benny is an OK kid.

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    Last edited by exelant; 09-15-08 at 11:34 PM.
    09-15-08 10:40 PM
  13. exelant's Avatar
    bootcamp for the Marines doesnt allow you to bring or use your cell phone. nothing but the clothes on your back and ID. army/air force, etc other branches allow use of personal cell phones in basic training dependin on your job/training location

    its basic training in army and air force
    bootcamp in Marines and Navy

    there is nothing basic about USMC

    we are told NEVER to call bootcamp "basic", its like a curse word, and the Drill Instructors will eat our ***
    I wrote that before I knew he was going in the Marines. I may have gotten out of the Air Force 34 years ago, but some things never change. In basic or boot, recruits are not allowed to use cell phones. All personal items are locked up, with the exception of things purchased at the exchange like radios (and except for the Marines, lol). Also, good luck to you Marine! Let us know when you've completed boot.
    Last edited by exelant; 09-15-08 at 11:03 PM.
    09-15-08 10:50 PM
  14. Hrshycro's Avatar
    Way to much stuff is on my mind to even list right now. It just keeps adding up!
    09-16-08 12:08 AM
  15. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    I'm glad the Lions were able to find their old playbook for the regular season. They scared me during the preseason by losing their old playbook. You know, the one full of plays designed to result in interceptions, not getting across the 1st down marker, or any of that. The new playbook had them looking too much like a real football team.

    I can rest easier knowing they're back to their old plays though.
    09-16-08 12:52 AM
  16. 12MaNy's Avatar
    I'm glad the Lions were able to find their old playbook for the regular season. They scared me during the preseason by losing their old playbook. You know, the one full of plays designed to result in interceptions, not getting across the 1st down marker, or any of that. The new playbook had them looking too much like a real football team.

    I can rest easier knowing they're back to their old plays though.




    Hmmm...if it takes a chicken and a half, a day and a half, to lay an egg and a half...I wonder how long it would take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle...hmmm???
    Dude.......step away from the peace pipe.
    09-16-08 07:08 AM
  17. wallyjayrosenberger's Avatar
    I hate bees.

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    09-16-08 08:04 AM
  18. EyEz4JB's Avatar
    I need some sleep.
    09-16-08 08:39 AM
  19. golfnut's Avatar
    I'm thinking that I can't believe a pole showed 35% of BB users would leave their spouse B4 getting rid of the BB!!! That's pretty crazy, huh.
    09-16-08 10:43 AM
  20. Seabreeze's Avatar
    How addicted I am to ma BB
    09-16-08 10:53 AM
  21. wallyjayrosenberger's Avatar
    i want to paint Gary.(That's my berry's name) Yep it's Gary the Berry.
    09-16-08 04:00 PM
  22. UrbanD_Phx's Avatar
    Why do the users in my company think that they can magicly connect to my servers if the modem is unplugged - or why do they think that pushing the on-off switch on the monitor reboots the pc. - and that has been my day today,
    09-16-08 06:07 PM
  23. s.f.clk02's Avatar
    I Need Some Dam Food In My Stomach Sonn!!! Im Fastin Hour Left Yo Time Needs To Fly As "they" Say
    09-16-08 08:27 PM
  24. 12MaNy's Avatar
    Sprint really needs to put out a new BB!!!
    09-17-08 01:59 PM
  25. smileycamper's Avatar
    How the **** am I going to get all my Uni nursing workbook done by Monday?
    09-17-08 02:14 PM
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