- Thanks, you too w00dster!!! Hopefully ol' Santee Claus brings ya something nice this year. I'm hoping Kate Beckinsale will be layin' under my tree in the morning. *crosses fingers*
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12-24-08 09:27 PMLike 0 - Bear Grylls is that crazy SOB from "Man vs. Wild". He carved an eyeball out of a freshly killed yak and chomped down on it with his mouth semi opened and the eye-goo squirted all over the place!
I almost re-tasted my dinner when I saw that. Lol. *shivers*12-25-08 03:33 AMLike 0 - Ooh, eye goo. That reminds my of an old trick to gross out people at a resturant. Palm one of those little creamers, then a little later say "hey my eye is really itchy." Then cup your hand over your eye with the creamer in your hand so no one can see it, then poke your finger between the cupped fingers and say this will help, then sqeeze and burst the creamer between your fingers while going "aaaahhhh!" And check the look of horror on everyone's faces. Works every time.
Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com12-25-08 08:39 AMLike 0 - I would've
at least dipped it in ranch first. Lol
Ooh, eye goo. That reminds my of an old trick to gross out people at a resturant. Palm one of those little creamers, then a little later say "hey my eye is really itchy." Then cup your hand over your eye with the creamer in your hand so no one can see it, then poke your finger between the cupped fingers and say this will help, then sqeeze and burst the creamer between your fingers while going "aaaahhhh!" And check the look of horror on everyone's faces. Works every time.12-25-08 03:35 PMLike 0 - How about you get one of those slim jims and take the stuffing out of the skin.
Then get it wet and gooey. Fold it up and make it look like your pulling something out your nose. Let it hang and then slowly put it into your mouth.
I have had sheep eyeballs on a bet and ate 4 of them. Very salty taste which is the worst part of it.
Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com12-25-08 03:47 PMLike 0 - How about you get one of those slim jims and take the stuffing out of the skin.
Then get it wet and gooey. Fold it up and make it look like your pulling something out your nose. Let it hang and then slowly put it into your mouth.
I have had sheep eyeballs on a bet and ate 4 of them. Very salty taste which is the worst part of it.
*Changes your name to "Sausage Master" and the thread's name to "Sausage Fest"*12-25-08 05:47 PMLike 0 -
More important however; and what is on my mind...are homeless people out on the streets; it hits home even more during the holidays...there is NO excuse whatsoever to have homeless and starving people on the streets of The United States of America...no excuse at all.
Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com12-26-08 12:33 AMLike 0 - More important however; and what is on my mind...are homeless people out on the streets; it hits home even more during the holidays...there is NO excuse whatsoever to have homeless and starving people on the streets of The United States of America...no excuse at all.12-26-08 01:30 AMLike 0
- I agree Def. Along those lines, how is it we have working poor living in shelters? Wasn't the original intent of a minimum wage to provide enough salary to purchase basic needs? Rent, utilities and food? I remember earning $1.60 and hour and being able to afford rent and groceries for 2. And a couple luxuries like gas for my car and smokes.
Now minimum wage will provide even rent for a small family. And to top it off, people are chastised and blamed for being poor. We as a society have become hardened and now turn away from our fellow countrymen and women. Then I love the line from the well to do on the right, well we'll give them a tax break and a credit to buy health insurance. What a crock! Give the poor extra money and they will waste it frivolously on stuff they don't need like extra food, and maybe some new clothes.
Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com12-28-08 04:31 PMLike 0 -
More important however; and what is on my mind...are homeless people out on the streets; it hits home even more during the holidays...there is NO excuse whatsoever to have homeless and starving people on the streets of The United States of America...no excuse at all.
Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.comLast edited by 3addisons; 01-05-09 at 08:32 AM.
01-05-09 08:29 AMLike 0 - i agree with you on alot of things amber.
im constantly thinking about the moron customers i have to deal with on a daily basis. they have poisoned my train of thought and i cant get them out of my head.07-29-09 09:47 AMLike 0 -
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- 07-29-09 11:40 AMLike 0
- ah, makes perfect sense. im guilty, i went looking for the "what are you listening to" thread.
found it and worked my magic.07-29-09 11:46 AMLike 0
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