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  1. username0022's Avatar
    how do you say? el a$$-0 fuego?
    I think it's pronounced, "El diablo esta en mi asno."
    05-07-10 01:20 PM
  2. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    I think it's pronounced, "El diablo esta en mi asno."
    mmmm *swoons*

    you can speak spanish jalapeno induced fire a$$ to me anytime
    05-07-10 01:22 PM
  3. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    it certainately was true when i stopped using my virginity!
    awww Im glad you were able to beat virginity! I bet your wedding night was specials
    05-07-10 01:23 PM
  4. username0022's Avatar
    mmmm *swoons*

    you can speak spanish jalapeno induced fire a$$ to me anytime
    Only if I'm in the noods.
    05-07-10 01:23 PM
  5. username0022's Avatar
    awww Im glad you were able to beat virginity! I bet your wedding night was specials
    Does anybody else's hymen grow back, or am I the only one?
    05-07-10 01:24 PM
  6. highjakker's Avatar
    mmmm *swoons*

    you can speak spanish jalapeno induced fire a$$ to me anytime

    when my a$$ speaks jalapeno fire induced anything it comes out like "squiirrrrrrrrrrrrrelll"
    05-07-10 01:25 PM
  7. 12MaNy's Avatar
    I thought it was more like "PHWOOOOOOSH!!!". You must be speaking the northern dialect.
    05-07-10 01:26 PM
  8. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    Does anybody else's hymen grow back, or am I the only one?
    I had someone elses hymen grow back on me. f'n weird! I had that ish busted up real fast.
    05-07-10 01:27 PM
  9. username0022's Avatar
    I had someone elses hymen grow back on me. f'n weird! I had that ish busted up real fast.
    Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!
    05-07-10 01:28 PM
  10. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    I had someone elses hymen grow back on me. f'n weird! I had that ish busted up real fast.
    I really suspect its because you arent using those mangina wipes according to package directions
    05-07-10 01:28 PM
  11. highjakker's Avatar
    awww Im glad you were able to beat virginity! I bet your wedding night was specials
    wedding night? we've been married almost 2 years...that happened last week when she finally passed out! best 3 seconds of my life...EVER!!
    05-07-10 01:29 PM
  12. username0022's Avatar
    LSG has a mangina?!?!?
    05-07-10 01:29 PM
  13. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    wedding night? we've been married almost 2 years...that happened last week when she finally passed out! best 3 seconds of my life...EVER!!
    It's not rape if she doesn't say no!
    05-07-10 01:40 PM
  14. username0022's Avatar
    It's not rape if she doesn't say no!
    Does that count if you have to use duct tape to keep the mouth closed???
    05-07-10 01:42 PM
  15. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    Does that count if you have to use duct tape to keep the mouth closed???
    Being an expert on rape-law, I would not advise it.
    05-07-10 01:43 PM
  16. 12MaNy's Avatar
    Does that count if you have to use duct tape to keep the mouth closed???
    Technically...no. Morally...yes.
    05-07-10 01:43 PM
  17. username0022's Avatar
    Then L.T.'s screwed...
    05-07-10 01:44 PM
  18. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    Does that count if you have to use duct tape to keep the mouth closed???
    thats not rape. thats a party
    05-07-10 01:45 PM
  19. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    LSG has a mangina?!?!?
    It's part of a matching set. It came with my gaibewbs. The fact that it came with a khlittoruss was just a bonus, though. Some weekends I don't leave my room.
    05-07-10 01:45 PM
  20. highjakker's Avatar
    It's part of a matching set. It came with my gaibewbs. The fact that it came with a khlittoruss was just a bonus, though. Some weekends I don't leave my room.

    are those the weekends when you hang the "take a number" sign on the door?
    05-07-10 01:48 PM
  21. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    Technically...no. Morally...yes.
    what if she deserved it?

    It's part of a matching set. It came with my gaibewbs. The fact that it came with a khlittoruss was just a bonus, though. Some weekends I don't leave my room.
    i remember those from an episode of Land of the Lost
    05-07-10 01:50 PM
  22. username0022's Avatar
    are those the weekends when you hang the "take a number" sign on the door?
    Damn!!! I'm number 3,498,098. Anybody willing to give me back cuts?
    05-07-10 01:50 PM
  23. username0022's Avatar
    what if she deserved it?



    i remember those from an episode of land of the lost
    you deserve this!!!
    05-07-10 01:51 PM
  24. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    what if she deserved it?
    They always deserve it...
    05-07-10 01:52 PM
  25. highjakker's Avatar
    Damn!!! I'm number 3,498,098. Anybody willing to give me back cuts?
    nooo way man! i been camping out here for 3 weeks!! got my hibachi all set up too. anyone want a smores?
    05-07-10 02:09 PM
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