05-07-10 02:09 PM
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  1. jwsnj3rd's Avatar
    Ok Im bored at work so sorry if I ramble lol, but ok Im 6 yrs happily married and Ive noticed how women go to these stupid party things Im sure youve heard of a candle party women look at stupid candles, holiday candles whatever and buy some, like we dont have enough ..and the house reeks like a candle factory for days think I got high once lol and there was a chef party thing, think it was called tastefully sinful or something oh the food was yummy I liked that one, and a few others I was just wondering if youd think it would be cool if we could have a berry party.. get it??..
    Maybe a few selections of the top maybe 5 or so blackberries and maybe the 2 top providers and you can demo them. The group has to sit and watch a demo then you get to play with them and see what they can do then buy one. Whatcha think, think Rimm would go for that. Also the seller has to get some deal on all the merchandise too or some free stuff lol
    05-06-10 09:06 PM
  2. albee 1's Avatar
    Hey it worked for tupperware. That's really not a bad idea jw!

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    05-06-10 11:43 PM
  3. jwsnj3rd's Avatar
    haha thats right, thanks
    05-07-10 12:00 AM
  4. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    But candles and tupperware are all in the affordable 20 dollar range.

    Berry's are in the 300-550 range...

    It's not a "whim" buy, unlike other items.

    I'd love to have a cell phone party, that includes all smart phones.

    But, Berry's aren't tupperware.
    05-07-10 09:25 AM
  5. 12MaNy's Avatar
    Way to stomp on his dream prada. Lol
    05-07-10 11:50 AM
  6. username0022's Avatar
    Worst IDEA EVER.
    05-07-10 12:09 PM
  7. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    You guys know why those tupperware parties are so popular right?

    "Tupperware" is code for sex toys.


    Plus candles are already sex toys in disguise.
    05-07-10 12:20 PM
  8. username0022's Avatar
    You guys know why those tupperware parties are so popular right?

    "Tupperware" is code for sex toys.


    Plus candles are already sex toys in disguise.
    Damn, no wonder I can never get that "burping" sound.
    05-07-10 12:22 PM
  9. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    Yes, it's more a of a fart sound. Like when you squish silly putty down into a small jar...
    05-07-10 12:29 PM
  10. username0022's Avatar
    Yes, it's more a of a fart sound. Like when you squish silly putty down into a small jar...
    Ooooohhhh, I <3 that sound.
    05-07-10 12:30 PM
  11. jlb21's Avatar
    These last few posts have made my day. Thanks for the laughs.
    05-07-10 12:33 PM
  12. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    nothing would complete my life more than wasting 2 hours of my valuable time on a tuesday night, than gathering at the house of a friend of friend where women who have only casually met before assess each others hand bags from across the room, munch on disgusting beer bread cubes dipped in Tastefully Simple dips (aka spicy a$$ flavored cream cheese), buy a $500 electronic device and then have nobody to call when it freezes up because the guy peddling the phones is in the next state over by the next day selling knock-off Coach bags and Kate Spade wallets. Whew Im out of breath.

    Sorry OP, but I'd rather spend $40 on a Goach. Because nobody looks at those bags with the 'G's all over them and doubts they are authentic Coach
    05-07-10 12:46 PM
  13. username0022's Avatar
    nothing would complete my life more than wasting 2 hours of my valuable time on a tuesday night, than gathering at the house of a friend of friend where women who have only casually met before assess each others hand bags from across the room, munch on disgusting beer bread cubes dipped in Tastefully Simple dips (aka spicy a$$ flavored cream cheese), buy a $500 electronic device and then have nobody to call when it freezes up because the guy peddling the phones is in the next state over by the next day selling knock-off Coach bags and Kate Spade wallets. Whew Im out of breath.

    Sorry OP, but I'd rather spend $40 on a Goach. Because nobody looks at those bags with the 'G's all over them and doubts they are authentic Coach
    No contest... The ABSOLUTE best run on sentence I've ever read.
    05-07-10 12:50 PM
  14. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    no contest... The absolute best run on sentence i've ever read.
    who has time for punctuation???
    05-07-10 12:52 PM
  15. username0022's Avatar
    who has time for punctuation???
    Seriously... But I do have a question. Was the dip spicy azz or did it taste like azz? I'm picturing your spicy azz.
    05-07-10 12:54 PM
  16. highjakker's Avatar
    my wife may be attending her first "slumber party" this saturday. yes, that is code for SEX TOY! i thought it was like a victoria's secret party or something and so wanted to go to, you know, maybe see some hot MILFs trying on lingerie but sadly, men and kids are not permitted (i classify as both).........besides, who needs that kind of scrutiny as the women hold and fondle all these "john holmes" and "peter north" models ohhing and ahhing and cutting sarcastic looks my way....i get enough of that at home!
    05-07-10 12:56 PM
  17. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    my wife may be attending her first "slumber party" this saturday. yes, that is code for SEX TOY! i thought it was like a victoria's secret party or something and so wanted to go to, you know, maybe see some hot MILFs trying on lingerie but sadly, men and kids are not permitted (i classify as both).........besides, who needs that kind of scrutiny as the women hold and fondle all these "john holmes" and "peter north" models ohhing and ahhing and cutting sarcastic looks my way....i get enough of that at home!
    relax. rest assured most dild0s will ever have your charm.
    05-07-10 12:59 PM
  18. highjakker's Avatar
    Seriously... But I do have a question. Was the dip spicy azz or did it taste like azz? I'm picturing your spicy azz.
    great...now im trying to picture her spicy a$$ too....
    Last edited by superV4me; 05-07-10 at 01:02 PM.
    05-07-10 01:00 PM
  19. highjakker's Avatar
    relax. rest assured most dild0s will ever have your charm.

    i think thats the best way anyone has ever called me a dild0
    05-07-10 01:04 PM
  20. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    Seriously... But I do have a question. Was the dip spicy azz or did it taste like azz? I'm picturing your spicy azz.
    My azz has definitely felt spicy after eating Jalapenos and such. No idea how it tastes, though.
    05-07-10 01:13 PM
  21. username0022's Avatar
    My azz has definitely felt spicy after eating Jalapenos and such. No idea how it tastes, though.
    Uff! I had a wicked case of jalapeno azz yesterday. No bueno.
    05-07-10 01:16 PM
  22. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    i think thats the best way anyone has ever called me a dild0
    its a term of endearment
    05-07-10 01:17 PM
  23. username0022's Avatar
    Is it true that if you don't use it, you lose it???
    05-07-10 01:17 PM
  24. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    Uff! I had a wicked case of jalapeno azz yesterday. No bueno.
    how do you say? el a$$-0 fuego?
    05-07-10 01:18 PM
  25. highjakker's Avatar
    Is it true that if you don't use it, you lose it???
    it certainately was true when i stopped using my virginity!
    05-07-10 01:20 PM
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