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  1. Tylerd's Avatar
    Tylerd
    Pick up line?

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    03-24-08 06:13 PM
  2. chaz_cb's Avatar
    chaz_cb
    Retired Forums Moderator
    Haven't used one in 20 years... they're all rusty..
    03-24-08 06:14 PM
  3. muu's Avatar
    muu
    usually just simple, hi how are you, my name is so and so and take it from their.
    03-24-08 06:16 PM
  4. chaz_cb's Avatar
    chaz_cb
    Retired Forums Moderator
    Now if you want some NOT to use.....
    Are your legs tired? cuz you've been runnin through my mind all day!
    03-24-08 06:18 PM
  5. chaz_cb's Avatar
    chaz_cb
    Retired Forums Moderator
    Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
    03-24-08 06:19 PM
  6. muu's Avatar
    muu
    Originally Posted by Chaz
    Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
    man, lol

    i can't think straight right now....... this phone call has me on stupid mode
    03-24-08 06:22 PM
  7. chaz_cb's Avatar
    chaz_cb
    Retired Forums Moderator
    Can I take your picture? Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
    03-24-08 06:23 PM
  8. chaz_cb's Avatar
    chaz_cb
    Retired Forums Moderator
    Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?
    03-24-08 06:26 PM
  9. chaz_cb's Avatar
    chaz_cb
    Retired Forums Moderator
    If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
    03-24-08 06:27 PM
  10. Dr. Newport's Avatar
    Dr. Newport
    Along the Chaz lines:

    My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in
    03-24-08 06:28 PM
  11. Dr. Newport's Avatar
    Dr. Newport
    There is something wrong with my Blackberry. It doesn't have your number in it.
    03-24-08 06:30 PM
  12. Adlen's Avatar
    Adlen
    I turn up in my hat. Play some smoooth music, usually some Ska or something an then...

    ''Nice legs, when do they open?'' -one of my favourites.

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    03-24-08 06:31 PM
  13. Dr. Newport's Avatar
    Dr. Newport
    Those must be space pants, 'cause your ace is out of this world!
    Last edited by Muphukka; 03-24-08 at 06:32 PM. Reason: Had to change **** to *** to **** and then to ace. ****!
    03-24-08 06:32 PM
  14. Dr. Newport's Avatar
    Dr. Newport
    Can I borrow your Blackberry? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
    03-24-08 06:34 PM
  15. Dr. Newport's Avatar
    Dr. Newport
    Is this the Matrix? because I think you're the One.
    03-24-08 06:37 PM
  16. Dr. Newport's Avatar
    Dr. Newport
    Are you a zoo? Because you bring the animal out in me.
    03-24-08 06:39 PM
  17. Dr. Newport's Avatar
    Dr. Newport
    I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
    03-24-08 06:41 PM
  18. Dr. Newport's Avatar
    Dr. Newport
    Here is my last one. I don't think it would ever miss. It has a sweetness scale of about four bazillion:

    You are so beautiful that I would crawl ten miles on my hands and knees through
    broken beer bottles just to sniff the tire tracks of the laundry truck that
    takes your panties to the cleaners.
    03-24-08 06:44 PM
  19. hal737's Avatar
    hal737
    hhaha i like the one adlen said..."nice legs, when do they open" hahaha

    anyways.. some of the dorkier ones that have actually been used on me...

    "are you from tennessee, cause you're the only ten-i-see" hehe

    "got any irish in ya?....want some?"

    goood thing i have a sense of humor
    03-24-08 06:46 PM
  20. muu's Avatar
    muu
    Originally Posted by Adlen
    ''Nice legs, when do they open?'' -one of my favourites.

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    thats good, its funny
    03-24-08 06:47 PM
  21. chaz_cb's Avatar
    chaz_cb
    Retired Forums Moderator
    Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?
    03-24-08 06:49 PM
  22. garbagefairy1967's Avatar
    garbagefairy1967
    Did it hurt??
    When you fell from heaven.
    Always loved that one!
    03-24-08 06:50 PM
  23. chaz_cb's Avatar
    chaz_cb
    Retired Forums Moderator
    Your senses must be messed up 'cuz your eyes are talkin' to me.

    Do you like blueberries or strawberries? Because I want to know what kind of pancakes to make you when u wake up.

    You're so hot, you're making my beer warm.
    03-24-08 06:51 PM
  24. Adlen's Avatar
    Adlen
    Posting to view page 2

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    03-24-08 06:56 PM
  25. Adlen's Avatar
    Adlen
    Best way to avoid chat-up lines; be smooooth, like a jazz-man. Or Vincent from Pulp Fiction.

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    03-24-08 06:58 PM
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