[syb0rg]

Yesterday was my birthday and i got a really really odd gift, that may/may not be "okay" for Crackberry.com's forums....

but anyway last year i got a flipping SNOW BLOWER in the middle of September, in Cincinnati Ohio - avg temp of mid > high 80*F here in September .


so whats your weirdest or oddest gift....

[JustPlainJef]

What's a presnet, and what did you get yesterady, and happy birthday!

[LDubs]

right, what Jef said. What was the presnet and who was the giver of this mysterious presnet?

Happy Birthday!

[syb0rg]

What's a presnet, and what did you get yesterady, and happy birthday!

is how my 3yr old nephew says present ......

[skullgame45]

Happy belated bday Mike!

My oddest gift was meant as a joke. But one of my friends gave me a $100 gift card to Victoria's Secret. lol

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[syb0rg]

Happy belated bday Mike!

My oddest gift was meant as a joke. But one of my friends gave me a $100 gift card to Victoria's Secret. lol

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Well - that one could turn out to be interesting....

[skullgame45]

Well - that one could turn out to be interesting....

Oh and it was! Especially for the chick that I was seeing at the time.

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[SandAngel]

HMMM....Not really odd but STUPID!...

I was dating this guy and the father bought me a MEAT SLICER to make the guys lunches UMMMMM that $100 present was deposited in the circular file(trash can) immediately. i believe that was the year when the guy bought me an IRON so I could easily Iron his shirts...UMMMMM another circular file item

P.S. I don't eat lunchmeat and I don't IRON....LMAOLMAOLMAO

[anonymous394857349875]

This gift I got wasn't odd, but a girl brought me a $100 pair of lucky jeans and a $40 lucky t-shirt and I've only known her for 5 minths tops and my bday was back n June and the gift came 2 weeks ago!

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[Tripster]

Well for me gotta be chalk dust with a note saying "SNIFF SOME ANTHRAX YOU BEEPIN BEEP". It was just a joke, I couldn't stop laughing.

Thnx, �Tripster�

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[Mavis Fesselmeyer]

Holy mother of God.

The UPS man just left. I opened the package, and RAN to post here.

I got a box and the sender part didnt have a name. I open the box and it says "Happy Belated Birthday Jen!!!"

Its a phallic Chia Pet. Thats the best way I can describe it within the terms of use. The box says Chia "short for Richard", and has a pic with the foliage growing around the base......well you get the picture

I reverse gooooogled the address sent from, and whoever the trickster is used an address for a Kmart here in town. I am DYING!

This is even funnier than the time I found an adult phallic toy in my front yard. I shall get to the bottom of this too!

*edited to add.....you might ask "who on earth would mail you a Chia Richard??" Unfortunately, I can narrow it down to at least 6

[LDubs]

^^^^ OMG that's awesome!!!!

[Mavis Fesselmeyer]

^^^^ OMG that's awesome!!!!

Indeed! We are a prankster loving bunch. But.......but............

Im speechless. And that doesnt happed often. Should I try growing it?

[LDubs]

Yes!!!!!!!!!

[username0022]

Sure, put a little hair around it.

[Mavis Fesselmeyer]

Sure, put a little hair around it.

thats what you GROW silly! Green leafy pubic hairs!

[username0022]

thats what you GROW silly! Green leafy pubic hairs!

I know!

[Mavis Fesselmeyer]

this is on. I am gowing to grow it and nurture it until Christmas. Before then, I WILL find out who sent this. Then I will string it with those battery operated mini Christmas tree lights and REGIFT IT

[username0022]

Just make sure you use all red bulbs, so it looks like your chia has a wild herpes outbreak.

[KillYouWithMyMind]

Wow. I WISH someone would send me a funny gift like that.

[Mavis Fesselmeyer]

Wow. I WISH someone would send me a funny gift like that.

WHATS YOUR ADDRESS????

Seriously I think this is retaliation for my being the brains behind a blow-up doll/golf cart operation. I have a VERY good idea who sent this. One of my other friends sings like a canary.......so soon I will know

[KillYouWithMyMind]

WHATS YOUR ADDRESS????

1600 Pennsylvania Ave, Washington D.C.

[Mavis Fesselmeyer]

1600 Pennsylvania Ave, Washington D.C.

They already make a Chia Obama. I somehow think he would be less impressed with the Chia wang. I would anyway if I had my own Chia

[KillYouWithMyMind]

I want a Chia Dong... That's like 50 feet tall.

In my front yard.

[Mavis Fesselmeyer]

I want a Chia Dong... That's like 50 feet tall.

In my front yard.

I already do only its upside down. Actually its just a large tree. But I have a very unique perspective on things