1. Blkbear's Avatar
    We'd all be toast

    What if the world would spin twice as fast as it already does?
    We'd all be taller and thinner and have sharp talons to hold on.

    What if guns only shot other guns, when the trigger was pulled, no matter where they were aimed?
    11-03-12 03:59 PM
  2. middbrew's Avatar
    Then the knife and bow and arrow sells would go up.

    What if sweat smelled like cotton candy?
    11-03-12 07:24 PM
  3. sputneek's Avatar
    We'd all be chewing on each others armpits

    What if all the politicians in the world suddenly got fired?
    11-03-12 09:40 PM
  4. middbrew's Avatar
    The firing squad would become instant celebrities.

    What if the answer to life, the universe, and everything really is 42?
    11-04-12 10:29 AM
  5. sputneek's Avatar
    The firing squad would become instant celebrities.
    ... Good one!

    21 + 21 = Everything.

    What if pavement where never invented?
    11-04-12 10:59 AM
  6. middbrew's Avatar
    Everyone would be driving 4x4s, resulting in a lot of fun getting to work.

    What if there was no languages?
    11-05-12 08:30 PM
  7. sputneek's Avatar
    People would have to speak in tongues

    What if dogs had no legs?
    11-05-12 09:41 PM
  8. middbrew's Avatar
    They wouldn't come when you called them.

    What if everyone had the Benjamin Button thing were a person is old then grows young?
    11-07-12 06:00 PM
  9. sputneek's Avatar
    There'd be a run on diapers

    What if the earth were void of bacteria?
    11-07-12 08:39 PM
  10. jafobabe's Avatar
    We wouldn't be here

    What if everyone did the same thing at the same time?
    11-11-12 12:37 AM
  11. middbrew's Avatar
    We would have deja vu all over again.

    What if the Earth really was flat?
    11-12-12 09:40 AM
  12. SCrid2000's Avatar
    What if the Earth really was flat?
    Than God would use it to play disk golf.

    What if cows rules the earth and McDonalds server Humanburgers?
    11-12-12 10:14 AM
  13. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    [poor taste]Even Rosie might get eaten[/poor taste]

    What if there is no light at the end of the tunnel?
    11-12-12 11:39 AM
  14. sputneek's Avatar
    ]What if there is no light at the end of the tunnel?[/B]
    We'd all be stuck in a perpetual depression.

    What if there were no space?
    11-12-12 10:30 PM
  15. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    The final frontier would be an affordable trip

    What if BB10 is really only a 9?
    11-12-12 10:44 PM
  16. sputneek's Avatar


    What if BB10 is really only a 9?
    It would be complete and utter pandemonium on CrackBerry.com

    What if there were complete and utter pandemonium on CrackBerry.com?
    11-13-12 06:34 PM
  17. middbrew's Avatar
    Anarchy would rule in the streets around the world. All functionality of the web, government, and generally society as we know it would cease to exists.

    Or maybe not.





    What if there wasn't any government rule worldwide?
    11-13-12 07:03 PM
  18. sputneek's Avatar
    All rulers would wind up in "general population"

    What if all humans suddenly became blind?
    11-14-12 09:44 AM
  19. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    I don't see the point in suggesting that.

    What if there are just 7 days left on earth.
    11-14-12 10:07 AM
  20. middbrew's Avatar
    There would be a weak existence.


    What if all movies were required to be comedies?
    11-14-12 11:28 AM
  21. sputneek's Avatar
    What if all movies were required to be comedies?
    There would be a whole lot less drama

    What if there were no more wars?
    11-14-12 11:46 PM
  22. middbrew's Avatar
    Than everyone would get a peace of the pie.

    What if a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?


    11-15-12 12:58 PM
  23. sputneek's Avatar
    .What if a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?
    Utterly

    What if the poor thing had no teats?
    11-17-12 08:36 AM
  24. middbrew's Avatar
    Well, that's just a bunch of bull.

    What if the walls could talk?
    11-17-12 12:17 PM
  25. sputneek's Avatar
    What if the walls could talk?
    That would just "plumb" be a cacophony

    What if Rock&Roll never existed?
    11-19-12 10:04 AM
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