Kids are "Sex Trophies"
Grocery carts are "Buggys"
The bathroom is the "Washroom"
The family room is the "Front Room"
Remote is "Clicker"
Sneakers are "Tennis Shoes"
I'm sure there's more, just cant think of 'em right now.
Tattoo over a girls b*tt is a tramp stamp or a California license plate
a J*rk is an a$$ hat
Stupid person behind a computer is an I D Ten T or an ID10T
A person who is attempting something incredibly stupid is a Yeahoo or Yahoo (usually because this is the sound they make right before they break something)
The pudge that hangs out of a girls low rise jeans when they are a little too tight on her is referred to as Muffin Tops.
To execute a job the simplest way possible = Work it like a white man
Offending someone = too bad
Business owners after BO got a hold of the economy = neuvo poor
Obama's economic plan = Trickle up poverty (credit to Micheal Savage)