[sad_old_man]

God made the chicken the chicken laid the egg.

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Why for did e kalled it an chikkin then eh sea?

[CmdrStraker]

"A chicken is an egg's way of making another egg."
Samuel Butler

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[sad_old_man]

"A chicken is an egg's way of making another egg."
Samuel Butler

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Ah! an homeliette eh? I is luvs homeliettes I is dus sea?

[pomidor]

Scientists say it's actually an easy question, and the answer is: the egg was first. The church says the chicken was first because god created it, it then laid the first egg. I wouldn't be surprised if the church picked the chicken just to disagree with science.

Since the church has zero credibility in my world, and the scientists' explanation for their answer is actually convincing and quite logical, the answer is: The Egg

[teostar]

God made the chicken the chicken laid the egg.

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Just to play devil's advocate... where did it say God created the "chicken ".... he could just as easily created the eggs from which they hatched, there in he created the chicken.

Lol!

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[filanto]

Don't really know but the other of the two was disappointed

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[sad_old_man]

Scientists say it's actually an easy question, and the answer is: the egg was first. The church says the chicken was first because god created it, it then laid the first egg. I wouldn't be surprised if the church picked the chicken just to disagree with science.

Since the church has zero credibility in my world, and the scientists' explanation for their answer is actually convincing and quite logical, the answer is: The Egg

Nevver evver bee trustin them sientifikal personbodys sea eh?

Ears wot them personbodys is sponsible for sea!

Won days chickin likkin an turky lurky wos hout pikkin flowers wen an happle falled on turky lurkys ed sea?

Hoff they is rushin too tells the sientifikal personbodys that they as diskuvvereded gravitalational fingy an them sientifikal personbodys agreed butt kuddunt tell them wurlds sea?

Theys went hout into them streets an an dimwit wos walkelling past sea! He lucks telligent they sed an askeded his name. He sed Icicle Newtun an theys hall greed it sounded gud an sientifikal an he luckeded sientifikal swell sea? Now eaven thou he was bein fick an addent passeded fird grade he luckeded the part an that's is wy he bekum famousesesed sea?

Poor chickin likkin an turky lurky sea eh?

[jope28]

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[The Commander]

God created the chicken first like he created all animals first.

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[jope28]

God created the chicken first like he created all animals first.

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[middbrew]

[sad_old_man]

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Why did the chikkin knot used the dorebell sea eh?

[TomatoPaste]

Sausages

Chicken is illegal. Tomatoes are not. Eat tomatoes.

[sad_old_man]

Sausages

Chicken is illegal. Tomatoes are not. Eat tomatoes.

Butt an tommyatto is bein an froot sea eh?

[Root13]

Circle doesn't have the beginning

[sad_old_man]

Why?

[john_v]

Why?

Why nots?

[sad_old_man]

Why nots?

Mmmmmmm.............. yous bein an diffkult won yous is sea eh? Askin them ard kweshtiuns firstest sea eh?

[john_v]

Mmmmmmm.............. yous bein an diffkult won yous is sea eh? Askin them ard kweshtiuns firstest sea eh?

My mother always said my middle name was Difficult.

She taught me a lot about my heritage. "You're acting just like your father"

[sad_old_man]

My mother always said my middle name was Difficult.

She taught me a lot about my heritage. "You're acting just like your father"

Downt blames mees sea eh? I is justice the hend produkt of mees pairents missguideded hupbringin sea eh?

[anon(3732391)]

Which came first ??

THE ROOSTER !!

[sad_old_man]

Which came first ??

THE ROOSTER !!

Yous bein rude sea eh?

[anon(3732391)]

Yous bein rude sea eh?

No! I would NEVER be rude. But, Rooster IS the obvious answer.
It puts the Chicken/ egg debate to rest. Now you think of it as a family and you've got your answer.
Of course there ARE exceptions. I mean, she could be a "single" chic and gets involved with an old Rooster who long ago lost his **** -a- doobie-doo and then there's the question of how and who did what first. but, the original questions answer is still correct unless by chance she wakes up and finds herself in what first appears to be an etiquette class because all the chic's up ahead seem to be getting trimmed up.... but then she realizes ......!!!

But, we don't wanna get into that. Thing is..... even in that scenario ,well, especially in that scenario, we know longer even HAVE a chicken or an egg.

But the Rooster is still happening.

When it comes to Doodles like that, on a website like this, you HAVE to take into consideration that it somehow messes up the Time Zone Continuum Thingy and even the rooster has a thing or two to worry about because.....
everything tastes like chicken.

[sad_old_man]

[QUOTE=Lostboy5151;12691136]No! I would NEVER be rude. But, Rooster IS the obvious answer.
It puts the Chicken/ egg debate to rest. Now you think of it as a family and you've got your answer.
Of course there ARE exceptions. I mean, she could be a "single" chic and gets involved with an old Rooster who long ago lost his ****

Is yous bein rellated too Chickin lickin an Turkey lurkey sea eh?.......................

[anon(3732391)]

[QUOTE=sad_old_man;12698121]

No! I would NEVER be rude. But, Rooster IS the obvious answer.
It puts the Chicken/ egg debate to rest. Now you think of it as a family and you've got your answer.
Of course there ARE exceptions. I mean, she could be a "single" chic and gets involved with an old Rooster who long ago lost his ****

Is yous bein rellated too Chickin lickin an Turkey lurkey sea eh?.......................

Well, can't say for sure, but, we all probably taste like chicken!!