- For the Pouch song of the day, may I kindly direct you to the "I Love" thread.
No Kanga, it's not plural, and it's not a rhyme. Delete a few words and your more on track.07-03-09 07:25 AMLike 0 -
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Like a slave driver!
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07-03-09 07:31 AMLike 0 - Too rough on your back
Kanga loves the fox?
Kanga in nothing but socks?
Kanga picks locks?
Kanga answers when someone knocks?
Kanga had chicken pox?
Kanga winds clocks?
Kanga fishes off docks?
Kanga throws blocks?
Hmmmmmmm...
Kanga robbed Ft. Knox?
Kanga wears blue crocs?
Kanga hates jocks?
Kanga buys stocks?
Kanga uses woks?
Damn it! What is it!07-03-09 07:44 AMLike 0 -
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Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com07-03-09 07:58 AMLike 0 - Who said it was going to be me in the submissive position?
The fox is but a metaphor and bothersome to boot. Not nearly aggressive enough to survive me.
Since I am not Monica Lewinski, I would prefer a different prize if I win. We shall negotiate.
It just so happens to be ripe for the picking at this very moment. Lucky you!
And I'm going to let you come inside.
No. They don't do well in flood areas. And someone keeps turning the sprinklers on.
I will draw you a diagram. Then we can practice.
Always open and serving for your fine dining experience.
Hmmmmmmm...
Dangerous maybe. Never ugly.
Am I on a better track now?
You may be surprised at what you release if I give you more. LOL!
Depends on where the stripes are, and how much fun you had getting or giving them.
Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com07-03-09 08:34 AMLike 0 -
I am glad I am not the only one. I am usually pretty honest about it. Sometimes not knowing something just kills me! LOL!
Did he have to move out for his job? I know that really sucks for you.
Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com07-03-09 08:39 AMLike 0 - Ding Ding Ding, ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner. The prize package will be awarded in private, as this is a family friendly site.07-03-09 08:42 AMLike 0
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- I would say 2 years is pretty serious. If it is right for you both it will happen. You still have plenty of time before your clock starts ticking. LOL! I believe you said you were 19? 20? Plenty of time.
I am glad I am not the only one. I am usually pretty honest about it. Sometimes not knowing something just kills me! LOL!
Did he have to move out for his job? I know that really sucks for you.
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Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com07-03-09 08:52 AMLike 0 - I will be 21 in 12 days actually! Yes he had to move there for the job, he has to go wherever the job goes it just happened that he can't drive 8 hours to his job and back here. I'm thinking about moving to a diff town maybe or moving in with him. I've been hinting about it, guess I need to start hinting alot harder! Lol
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Some guys have a hard time understanding what we want if we don't just come straight out with it. Next time you go down there just walk in and say "Honey, I'm home"! LOL! That should be clear enough!
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It's too bad that most men don't think like we do. The world would be such a better place! J/K
Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com07-03-09 09:10 AMLike 0 -
- hello pouch dwellers!!! Err..sorry I disappeared last night! I hope you and carol are well today! I'm doin well also!
Any big plans for the 4th of July weekend? Nothing crazy here-prob just a bbq and go see some fireworks as they are ilegal to purch here in jersey! Party poopers! LOL
Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com07-03-09 09:14 AMLike 0 -
- LOL! Why aren't you sleeping? I have sleep issues. I am getting ready to try again in a few minutes though. I am too damn old to go for days without any sleep anymore.
It's too bad that most men don't think like we do. The world would be such a better place! J/K
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Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com07-03-09 09:16 AMLike 0 -
- hello pouch dwellers!!! Err..sorry I disappeared last night! I hope you and carol are well today! I'm doin well also!
Any big plans for the 4th of July weekend? Nothing crazy here-prob just a bbq and go see some fireworks as they are ilegal to purch here in jersey! Party poopers! LOL
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I don't have any plans at all. I am going to sit home and light a birthday candle, stand back and throw it at the ceiling repeatedly. LOL!
FML Can we come to the BBQ?
Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com07-03-09 09:23 AMLike 0 -
If we work diligently we should be able to make most men fall into line very soon. Then on to world domination.
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