1. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    For the Pouch song of the day, may I kindly direct you to the "I Love" thread.

    No Kanga, it's not plural, and it's not a rhyme. Delete a few words and your more on track.
    07-03-09 07:25 AM
  2. RavenMaverick's Avatar
    I do appreciate it at least he's worring about me I must be doing something right! Hoping ill see him today he won't wake up! Lazy dang men! Lol

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    Yes. It sounds like you are doing something right indeed! Go kick his azz. He will wake up then! LOL!

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    07-03-09 07:28 AM
  3. RavenMaverick's Avatar
    For the Pouch song of the day, may I kindly direct you to the "I Love" thread.

    No Kanga, it's not plural, and it's not a rhyme. Delete a few words and your more on track.
    G_d you are so bossy! LOL!

    Like a slave driver!



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    07-03-09 07:31 AM
  4. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Sounds like what Wulf? Hmmm?

    Kanga on the rocks?
    Too rough on your back

    Kanga loves the fox?
    Who's the fox, and should I be jealous?

    Kanga in nothing but socks?
    Now that's good, but no cigar!

    Kanga picks locks?
    That is so dang close, I'd like to pick it for sure!

    Kanga answers when someone knocks?
    I'm gonna be knocking on it!

    Kanga had chicken pox?
    Eww, not there!

    Kanga winds clocks?
    WTF?!?

    Kanga fishes off docks?
    While for most, fish might be close, you not so much!

    Kanga throws blocks?
    Well we could change that to fondles and that would be quite enjoyable, but no.

    Hmmmmmmm...

    Kanga robbed Ft. Knox?
    I'd be robbing what I'm talking about, but I don't think I have to, you give of it willingly. And I thank you.

    Kanga wears blue crocs?
    Those things are ugly and dangerous! No!

    Kanga hates jocks?
    Man are you getting off track!

    Kanga buys stocks?
    I've got the entire release, and they will not give out more.

    Kanga uses woks?
    Hmmmm, shades of Stripes!

    Damn it! What is it!
    07-03-09 07:44 AM
  5. crs7088's Avatar
    Yes. It sounds like you are doing something right indeed! Go kick his azz. He will wake up then! LOL!

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    I tried but my foot doesn't stretch 235 miles! LOL

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    07-03-09 07:44 AM
  6. RavenMaverick's Avatar
    I tried but my foot doesn't stretch 235 miles! LOL

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    Girl please! Get married and you will be surprised at how far your foot will reach. From 235 miles away and far up his azz! !

    LOL!

    Are ya'll serious like that? If you don't mind me asking. I am nosy for sure. LOL!

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    07-03-09 07:53 AM
  7. crs7088's Avatar
    Girl please! Get married and you will be surprised at how far your foot will reach. From 235 miles away and far up his azz! !

    LOL!

    Are ya'll serious like that? If you don't mind me asking. I am nosy for sure. LOL!

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    HAHAHA!!!! We've been together for 2 years so were pretty serious. Idk about getting married, I would like to but idk well see I suppose lol. Its okay I'm really really nosy! It gets me in trouble sometimes! Lol

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    07-03-09 07:58 AM
  8. RavenMaverick's Avatar
    Too rough on your back
    Who said it was going to be me in the submissive position?

    Who's the fox, and should I be jealous?
    The fox is but a metaphor and bothersome to boot. Not nearly aggressive enough to survive me.

    Now that's good, but no cigar!
    Since I am not Monica Lewinski, I would prefer a different prize if I win. We shall negotiate.

    That is so dang close, I'd like to pick it for sure!
    It just so happens to be ripe for the picking at this very moment. Lucky you!

    I'm gonna be knocking on it!
    And I'm going to let you come inside.

    Eww, not there!
    No. They don't do well in flood areas. And someone keeps turning the sprinklers on.

    WTF?!?
    I will draw you a diagram. Then we can practice.

    While for most, fish might be close, you not so much!
    Always open and serving for your fine dining experience.

    Well we could change that to fondles and that would be quite enjoyable, but no.
    Fondle isn't quite what I am thinking of either. Maybe something more akin to full submersion.

    Hmmmmmmm...

    I'd be robbing what I'm talking about, but I don't think I have to, you give of it willingly. And I thank you.
    Not a thing in the world wrong with playing cops and robbers. But it is always purely my pleasure.

    Those things are ugly and dangerous! No!
    Dangerous maybe. Never ugly.

    Man are you getting off track!
    Am I on a better track now?

    I've got the entire release, and they will not give out more.
    You may be surprised at what you release if I give you more. LOL!

    Hmmmm, shades of Stripes!
    Depends on where the stripes are, and how much fun you had getting or giving them.

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    07-03-09 08:34 AM
  9. RavenMaverick's Avatar
    HAHAHA!!!! We've been together for 2 years so were pretty serious. Idk about getting married, I would like to but idk well see I suppose lol. Its okay I'm really really nosy! It gets me in trouble sometimes! Lol

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    I would say 2 years is pretty serious. If it is right for you both it will happen. You still have plenty of time before your clock starts ticking. LOL! I believe you said you were 19? 20? Plenty of time.

    I am glad I am not the only one. I am usually pretty honest about it. Sometimes not knowing something just kills me! LOL!

    Did he have to move out for his job? I know that really sucks for you.

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    07-03-09 08:39 AM
  10. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Ding Ding Ding, ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner. The prize package will be awarded in private, as this is a family friendly site.
    07-03-09 08:42 AM
  11. RavenMaverick's Avatar
    Ding Ding Ding, ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner. The prize package will be awarded in private, as this is a family friendly site.


    Bwahahahaha!

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    07-03-09 08:50 AM
  12. crs7088's Avatar
    I would say 2 years is pretty serious. If it is right for you both it will happen. You still have plenty of time before your clock starts ticking. LOL! I believe you said you were 19? 20? Plenty of time.

    I am glad I am not the only one. I am usually pretty honest about it. Sometimes not knowing something just kills me! LOL!

    Did he have to move out for his job? I know that really sucks for you.

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    I will be 21 in 12 days actually! Yes he had to move there for the job, he has to go wherever the job goes it just happened that he can't drive 8 hours to his job and back here. I'm thinking about moving to a diff town maybe or moving in with him. I've been hinting about it, guess I need to start hinting alot harder! Lol

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    07-03-09 08:52 AM
  13. RavenMaverick's Avatar
    I will be 21 in 12 days actually! Yes he had to move there for the job, he has to go wherever the job goes it just happened that he can't drive 8 hours to his job and back here. I'm thinking about moving to a diff town maybe or moving in with him. I've been hinting about it, guess I need to start hinting alot harder! Lol

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    Legal! Watch out! LOL! I remember those days... Kind of.

    Some guys have a hard time understanding what we want if we don't just come straight out with it. Next time you go down there just walk in and say "Honey, I'm home"! LOL! That should be clear enough!

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    07-03-09 08:56 AM
  14. crs7088's Avatar
    some men are friggin dense its like HELLO lol the scary thing is he knows me better than myself. Why arnt you sleeping? Not tired?

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    07-03-09 08:59 AM
  15. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Waiting on my sorry booty to booty back up!
    07-03-09 09:01 AM
  16. RavenMaverick's Avatar
    some men are friggin dense its like HELLO lol the scary thing is he knows me better than myself. Why arnt you sleeping? Not tired?

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    LOL! Why aren't you sleeping? I have sleep issues. I am getting ready to try again in a few minutes though. I am too damn old to go for days without any sleep anymore.

    It's too bad that most men don't think like we do. The world would be such a better place! J/K

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    07-03-09 09:10 AM
  17. Username0223's Avatar
    Get out the huge shovel Pink!

    The is back!

    Bwahahahahaha!

    I love Pink and Carol!

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    awwwww! and I love you guys too!

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    07-03-09 09:11 AM
  18. Username0223's Avatar
    hello pouch dwellers!!! Err..sorry I disappeared last night! I hope you and carol are well today! I'm doin well also!

    Any big plans for the 4th of July weekend? Nothing crazy here-prob just a bbq and go see some fireworks as they are ilegal to purch here in jersey! Party poopers! LOL


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    07-03-09 09:14 AM
  19. RavenMaverick's Avatar
    Waiting on my sorry booty to booty back up!
    Nope. Just waiting for the peep show to begin! LMAO!

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    07-03-09 09:15 AM
  20. crs7088's Avatar
    LOL! Why aren't you sleeping? I have sleep issues. I am getting ready to try again in a few minutes though. I am too damn old to go for days without any sleep anymore.

    It's too bad that most men don't think like we do. The world would be such a better place! J/K

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    bring men to the dark side muahahaha lol I am to anxious to sleep!!

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    07-03-09 09:16 AM
  21. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Princess, you lost another post!
    07-03-09 09:20 AM
  22. RavenMaverick's Avatar
    hello pouch dwellers!!! Err..sorry I disappeared last night! I hope you and carol are well today! I'm doin well also!

    Any big plans for the 4th of July weekend? Nothing crazy here-prob just a bbq and go see some fireworks as they are ilegal to purch here in jersey! Party poopers! LOL


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    I am doing well Pink! Thanks! I knew you were tired last night. You need the rest to heal.

    I don't have any plans at all. I am going to sit home and light a birthday candle, stand back and throw it at the ceiling repeatedly. LOL!

    FML Can we come to the BBQ?

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    07-03-09 09:23 AM
  23. RavenMaverick's Avatar
    bring men to the dark side muahahaha lol I am to anxious to sleep!!

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    Me too! I am on some medicine that is making me jittery. LOL!

    If we work diligently we should be able to make most men fall into line very soon. Then on to world domination.



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    07-03-09 09:27 AM
  24. crs7088's Avatar
    Me too! I am on some medicine that is making me jittery. LOL!

    If we work diligently we should be able to make most men fall into line very soon. Then on to world domination.



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    why are you anxious? Lol muhahahaha I like the way you think!

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    07-03-09 09:29 AM
  25. RavenMaverick's Avatar
    Princess, you lost another post!
    What post? What did i miss?

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    07-03-09 09:29 AM
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