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-FeistyCJ-

Originally Posted by Kangaruex

You have a good day Carol? How many more miles did you rack up on those knees of your's today?

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Yes, I always rack up the miles when I am on my knees praying for your soul to be saved.

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Originally Posted by Kangaruex

The waste? That is ummmm... Something that came out of Carol. I am not sure why it is burning holes in the carpet though.

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Originally Posted by Carol64

No, this is....and of course you can borrow him!

Ummm, Kanga, you were the one leaking last night, not me!

06-24-09 09:32 PM

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-FeistyCJ-

Originally Posted by BigBadWolf

Carol, it was more than just the one beer at the bar. I'll show you tonight what might explain why my Kanga doesn't quite remember.

The Keeper of the Pouch

I'm listening, Wolf, please...do tell.

06-24-09 09:37 PM

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Waiting.............

06-24-09 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Carol64

I'm listening, Wolf, please...do tell.

Well there's so much to tell, but :

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BigBadWulf
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Hello Carol! You didn't give up did you?

06-24-09 09:49 PM

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BigBadWulf
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Well I guess Carol , and I'm ! So I'm gonna , before this hits Kanga like a .

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Originally Posted by BigBadWolf

Well there's so much to tell, but :

LMFAO!!!!!!!!! OMG, that is the funniest ****e ever!

06-24-09 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Carol64

LMFAO!!!!!!!!! OMG, that is the funniest ****e ever!

I told Kanga I had some things saved for her. That was a golden opportunity to reveal one of them. HmmHmmHmmHmmHmmHmmHmm!

06-24-09 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Carol64

Yup...I'm guessing she's a two fisted drinker.
lol

What's wrong with that? ****e! Ya'll act like I should be ashamed or something. No where in the he!! is that other cig?

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06-24-09 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by BigBadWolf

Well there's so much to tell, but :

My eyes! My eyes!

There are certain "parts" of Kanga I really did not need to see!

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RavenMaverick

Originally Posted by Carol64

Yes, I always rack up the miles when I am on my knees praying for your soul to be saved.

Thanks Carol! I need all the help I can get. But I think I remember you on your knees and Ron Jeremy in a high chair. Not you praying for me. Now I question your motives and your taste in men.

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BigBadWulf
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And that's the story of how the back door got opened.

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BigBadWulf
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Now, would you like to hear another bedside, I mean bedtime story Carol?

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Originally Posted by BigBadWolf

And that's the story of how the back door got opened.

OMG! If I were you I would quickly! lmaoooooooo

06-24-09 10:09 PM

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RavenMaverick

Originally Posted by BigBadWolf

Well there's so much to tell, but :

Hmmmmmm. The line is getting thinner My Dear Wulf. You tell much more and there will not be anything else done to make another story with.

Damn though! I got some kick *** legs! LOL!

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Originally Posted by BigBadWolf

Now, would you like to hear another bedside, I mean bedtime story Carol?

YES! YES! YES! lol

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RavenMaverick

Originally Posted by Carol64

LMFAO!!!!!!!!! OMG, that is the funniest ****e ever!

Hey Carol! You are looking grey tonight! Bad jizz?

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Originally Posted by Kangaruex

Hmmmmmm. The line is getting thinner My Dear Wulf. You tell much more and there will not be anything else done to make another story with.

Damn though! I got some kick *** legs! LOL!

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Too late..lol

06-24-09 10:11 PM

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RavenMaverick

Originally Posted by Carol64

YES! YES! YES! lol

Someone. And I am not saying who. Is obviously way too eager to hear about my bedroom antics! Why is that?

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06-24-09 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Kangaruex

Hmmmmmm. The line is getting thinner My Dear Wulf. You tell much more and there will not be anything else done to make another story with.

Damn though! I got some kick *** legs! LOL!

It's not the legs that really turn me on, though I've got to give them credos too. Your bootie makes me !

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Of course the next morning, Kanga was all like . I told her to turn up the AC, but she insists on it being sub-zero, hence the snow.

06-24-09 10:17 PM

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RavenMaverick

Originally Posted by BigBadWolf

And that's the story of how the back door got opened.

I think you are remembering incorrectly Wulf. You are a little older (read a lot)than I and prone to some senior moments. But I digress. Your back door was the one that got opened when you asked if you could try the "toy" I brought. Then you passed out after The Ed Sullivan er, I mean The Real World!

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06-24-09 10:19 PM

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RavenMaverick

Originally Posted by BigBadWolf

It's not the legs that really turn me on, though I've got to give them credos too. Your bootie makes me !

Hmmmmm? I have quite a list myself.

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06-24-09 10:24 PM

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RavenMaverick

Originally Posted by BigBadWolf

Of course the next morning, Kanga was all like . I told her to turn up the AC, but she insists on it being sub-zero, hence the snow.

Ok! I am saving this image! I am LMAO! You know damn well it wasn't that cold. But this pic made my night!

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