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  1. butterbean1983's Avatar
    Why does Britain have the best bacon? Are you saying there are a lot of pigs in Britain? But the pigs there aren't allowed to carry weapons, so how can they be the best?

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    Pigs is another word for cops. Pigs in Britain are not allowed to carry firearms. That was the joke. I did not think I would need to explain it. Now it's not funny.

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    01-08-14 07:52 PM
  2. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Pigs is another word for cops. Pigs in Britain are not allowed to carry firearms. That was the joke. I did not think I would need to explain it. Now it's not funny.

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    Now?!?



    Good to see you having some fun man!
    01-08-14 08:11 PM
  3. butterbean1983's Avatar
    Maybe I thought it was funny and no one else did. Some of my jokes are like that sometimes. That's ok. But now I want some unicorn bacon, covered with chocolate made by oompa-loompas.

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    01-08-14 08:18 PM
  4. coaltowking's Avatar
    To hell with bacon; I want booze!!!

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    01-08-14 08:45 PM
  5. toobs623's Avatar
    Maybe I thought it was funny and no one else did. Some of my jokes are like that sometimes. That's ok. But now I want some unicorn bacon, covered with chocolate made by oompa-loompas.

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    It was funny, I smiled. And that sounds yummy, where's Lilly. I think she might be an oompa-loompa cousin.

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    01-08-14 10:25 PM
  6. moyah8's Avatar
    Why does Britain have the best bacon? Are you saying there are a lot of pigs in Britain? But the pigs there aren't allowed to carry weapons, so how can they be the best?

    Posted with CB10 via Q10 running 10.2.1.1259
    I saw what ya did there! LOL

    My statement earlier about us having Bacon earlier that was bad, which later turned out good was in reference to you! But you ain't Bacon..... you are Butterbean!! So that post just went.. and in fact, sounds rather foolish now that I think about it!

    It just spoils the intellect that is to be found in the posts in this forum. I think I best go have some....... what was I talking about again?

    Oh well, let me get back to waiting... it's what I do best.

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    01-09-14 12:17 AM
  7. Anilu7's Avatar
    Britain has the best bacon. Period.

    Now I'm waiting for you to accept that.
    Only when you cook it. *drool*

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    01-09-14 09:40 AM
  8. coaltowking's Avatar
    Only when you cook it. *drool*

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    I'm working on a method to uncooked all your food! MUAH HA HA HA!!!

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    01-09-14 12:23 PM
  9. BlackScorpion3's Avatar
    I'm waiting on a method to turn Canadian bacon into real bacon...

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    01-10-14 09:22 AM
  10. coaltowking's Avatar
    I'm waiting on a method to turn Canadian bacon into real bacon...

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    You're supposed to be working on a method to get this bus back on track! Where's my bag of shrooms?! I don't see enough colors!

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    01-10-14 10:33 AM
  11. Pete The Penguin's Avatar
    You're supposed to be working on a method to get this bus back on track! Where's my bag of shrooms?! I don't see enough colors!

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    I'm waiting for the bus......
    01-10-14 10:43 AM
  12. BlackScorpion3's Avatar
    I'm working on waiting for the mechanic to fix that at tire...who gave molar a knife anyway?

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    01-10-14 11:27 PM
  13. coaltowking's Avatar
    I'm working on waiting for the mechanic to fix that at tire...who gave molar a knife anyway?

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    Was that a knife?! Crud... he told me it was a snake, so I gave it to him to scare the unicorns.

    ...speaking of unicorns, where are my pants?!

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    01-11-14 09:07 AM
  14. middbrew's Avatar
    Was that a knife?! Crud... he told me it was a snake, so I gave it to him to scare the unicorns.

    ...speaking of unicorns, where are my pants?!

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    Pants are over rated.

    But if you are going to wear them, put that snake back in them.
    01-11-14 12:00 PM
  15. mopar_fxr's Avatar
    I'm working on waiting for the mechanic to fix that at tire...who gave molar a knife anyway?

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    It's hard to patch the tire from the unicorn horn... all I have been given is some whiskey and your empty beer cans scorp...wait a min... beer can wheels... hmmm... may be on to something, or just on something

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    01-11-14 12:47 PM
  16. coaltowking's Avatar
    It's hard to patch the tire from the unicorn horn... all I have been given is some whiskey and your empty beer cans scorp...wait a min... beer can wheels... hmmm... may be on to something, or just on something

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    It's Scorp we're talking about, so I assume these "beer cans" are really kegs. Here are a few more. The more wheels the better; right?


    Waiting room for the next waiting room-kegs.jpg

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    01-11-14 05:12 PM
  17. middbrew's Avatar
    It's Scorp we're talking about, so I assume these "beer cans" are really kegs. Here are a few more. The more wheels the better; right?


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    I'll drink to that!
    01-11-14 05:28 PM
  18. coaltowking's Avatar
    Damn it, Mopar! You put the wrong pills in everyone's drinks! The RED pills are magic, fun pills. The BLUE pills just make everyone fall asleep...

    WAKE YOUR PUNK ASSES UP, EVERYBODY!!! IT'S TIME TO LIGHT THE FIRES AND LIGHT THE FIRES!! (I know you're supposed to kick the tires, but our tires are metal and fire is just more fun.)

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    01-12-14 05:32 PM
  19. BlackScorpion3's Avatar
    Well I see the bus has been moving on without me. You all left me at the last rest stop, I really had to go... anyway I hitched a ride with some crazy looking chick, she looked kind of psycho so I figured it was safe....enough. I dnt remember much of the ride, but I now have a terrible itch...guessing it was that grape Kool aid she gave me...

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    01-12-14 09:19 PM
  20. middbrew's Avatar
    Well I see the bus has been moving on without me. You all left me at the last rest stop, I really had to go... anyway I hitched a ride with some crazy looking chick, she looked kind of psycho so I figured it was safe....enough. I dnt remember much of the ride, but I now have a terrible itch...guessing it was that grape Kool aid she gave me...

    Sent from my Z30 what OS I am on is my business, get off my nuts! Minus Onjos Fored
    Here's hoping it doesn't fall off. I hear there's some pretty bad junk going around.
    01-12-14 09:45 PM
  21. coaltowking's Avatar
    Well I see the bus has been moving on without me. You all left me at the last rest stop, I really had to go... anyway I hitched a ride with some crazy looking chick, she looked kind of psycho so I figured it was safe....enough. I dnt remember much of the ride, but I now have a terrible itch...guessing it was that grape Kool aid she gave me...

    Sent from my Z30 what OS I am on is my business, get off my nuts! Minus Onjos Fored
    Well, I'm glad to know she was crazy looking. The only sane chicks I know live in my brains. Throw the grappling hook to Toobs once you catch up. He's really good at catching it (with his face).

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    01-12-14 09:46 PM
  22. middbrew's Avatar
    Well, I'm glad to know she was crazy looking. The only sane chicks I know live in my brains. Throw the grappling hook to Toobs once you catch up. He's really good at catching it (with his face).

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    I don't have enough room for sane chicks in my brain.

    01-13-14 04:39 PM
  23. coaltowking's Avatar
    I don't have enough room for sane chicks in my brain.

    http://www.bboyscience.com/wp-conten...homerbrain.jpg
    You gotta have chicks. Once they grow into adult chickens, you can eat em!

    Also, you have HUGE teeth!

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    01-13-14 07:37 PM
  24. middbrew's Avatar
    You gotta have chicks. Once they grow into adult chickens, you can eat em!

    Also, you have HUGE teeth!

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    Big teeth are good for two things. One, taking big bits out of the chickens. Two, opening beer bottles.
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    01-13-14 08:20 PM
  25. coaltowking's Avatar
    HELLO... Hello... hello...

    ECHO... Echo... echo...

    IS ANYONE STILL HERE?.. Here... here

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    01-15-14 10:28 PM
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