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Sitting on the isher will make both cheeks go numb. Numb cheeks will make you walk funny. Walking funny will make you head in a direction you weren't intending to head in. Heading in directions you weren't intending to will make you look like you're drunk. Looking like you're drunk will land you in the drunk tank. Landing in the drunk tank will lead to unwanted sex with Bubba. Don't fall asleep on the toilet or you will end up as Bubba's girlfriend.
Sitting on the isher will make both cheeks go numb. Numb cheeks will make you walk funny. Walking funny will make you head in a direction you weren't intending to head in. Heading in directions you weren't intending to will make you look like you're drunk. Looking like you're drunk will land you in the drunk tank. Landing in the drunk tank will lead to unwanted sex with Bubba. Don't fall asleep on the toilet or you will end up as Bubba's girlfriend.
Snap, my sides hurt from laughing at this one...
Sent from my Z30 what OS I am on is my business, get off my nuts! Minus Onjos Fored
Well, all this talk is just to add space.. apparently CB was not happy with my "it came" statement... apparently it was too short!! Wow, this is not coming along well is it? Well, it did come... oh crap, i think this post has taken on a life of its own!!
Well, all this talk is just to add space.. apparently CB was not happy with my "it came" statement... apparently it was too short!! Wow, this is not coming along well is it? Well, it did come... oh crap, i think this post has taken on a life of its own!!
Let me go clean up!! That didn't help.
I felt dirty just reading your post...smh
Sent from my Z30 what OS I am on is my business, get off my nuts! Minus Onjos Fored
Well, all this talk is just to add space.. apparently CB was not happy with my "it came" statement... apparently it was too short!! Wow, this is not coming along well is it? Well, it did come... oh crap, i think this post has taken on a life of its own!!
Let me go clean up!! That didn't help.
Way to start off the new year! I'm off to the shower now. I feel rather dirty.
Probably a unicorn...damn things are all over since someone left their gate open....
*looks around, whistles and slowly backs away*
Sent from my Z30 what OS I am on is my business, get off my nuts! Minus Onjos Fored
Funny you should mention them.... last night I was watching RudeTube, whilst waiting, and apparently them unicorns like to do the funny business with dolphins!