06-24-10 03:48 PM
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  1. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    Eww... She had stuff that needed to be kept in?

    I'm slighlty... morbidly... curious... Yet, horrified.

    ::Thinks about District 9, prawn mouths attached to female groins::
    Are you tragically transfixed by transgendered tramps?
    06-24-10 10:47 AM
  2. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    Oddities amuse me...

    And whats odder than a prawn snatch?
    06-24-10 10:48 AM
  3. Pi Guy 3.14's Avatar
    This thread is hilarious!
    06-24-10 10:53 AM
  4. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    Oddities amuse me...

    And whats odder than a prawn snatch?
    I Wonder what it would smell like?
    06-24-10 11:16 AM
  5. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess Lobster Ravioli?
    06-24-10 11:23 AM
  6. trucky's Avatar
    Maybe more leaning towards linguini and clam sauce?
    06-24-10 11:58 AM
  7. Username00089's Avatar
    Well, I have been with this same girl for about 2 years now. Absolute chaos! At first it was chaos. I met my girlfriend at work, go figure.. And she was already married. Her ex-husband was a mess and she was already unhappy.. So, I stuck around (not thinking with a full deck) because we used to have great conversations. We used to talk all the time. But of course, the honeymoon phase only lasts so long. She has two kids, I have none of my own and actually, me and her ex get a long great. It was **** at the start because he threatened my life on multiple occasions. I always asked myself what have I gotten myself into, but I started falling for her. I have a tendency to fall for women fast (thanks to being a Leo). I haven't been faithful to her. And I have messed around on her with my ex. I do feel bad about the things I've done and I've tried to be as honest as I possibly can about it, but I get beat up about it constantly. I don't think there is anything left. I think its virtually impossible to re-gain trust once its been broken. It has been about 8 months since I've done anythig like that, and I just feel like its over. About the only good thing we have in common is our sex drives. Blah! Lesson learned; never mess with an already married women, even if she wants it.

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    Don't give me that crap about how because you're a "Leo" you fall for women
    quickly. You're just a person that is easily influenced and that's that.

    Here's an extension to your lesson: Never mess with an already married
    woman whether she wants it, and from there actually get with her after that.
    If she cheated on her husband before who's to say she ain't gonna cheat on you?

    Personally, I think you're all witless.
    06-24-10 12:42 PM
  8. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    Don't give me that crap about how because you're a "Leo" you fall for women
    quickly. You're just a person that is easily influenced and that's that.

    Here's an extension to your lesson: Never mess with an already married
    woman whether she wants it, and from there actually get with her after that.
    If she cheated on her husband before who's to say she ain't gonna cheat on you?

    Personally, I think you're all witless.
    06-24-10 02:19 PM
  9. Username00089's Avatar
    And I was referring to the OP and the people involved in his lil episode lol
    06-24-10 02:26 PM
  10. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    And I was referring to the OP and the people involved in his lil episode lol
    And I'm blissfully ignorant.

    la la la la la la la la...
    06-24-10 02:31 PM
  11. wnm's Avatar
    Harrison Ford and Kelly McGillis.
    06-24-10 02:37 PM
  12. BB_Junky's Avatar
    OP = Old People ?

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    06-24-10 02:41 PM
  13. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    Harrison Ford and Kelly McGillis.
    OK, now I'm REALLY clueless. Who is Kelly McGillis?
    I'd look it up, but my google finger is sore.
    06-24-10 02:42 PM
  14. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    My vote is for Al Roker.
    06-24-10 02:43 PM
  15. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    OP = Old People ?

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    Hey Junky. It means Original Poster, for the person who started a given thread with the Original Post
    06-24-10 02:44 PM
  16. BB_Junky's Avatar
    lol okay, was wondering why not old people....


    maybe better slow down on the refreshments...
    06-24-10 02:49 PM
  17. wnm's Avatar
    OK, now I'm REALLY clueless. Who is Kelly McGillis?
    I'd look it up, but my google finger is sore.
    Clueless is with Alicia Silverstone.
    06-24-10 02:54 PM
  18. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    lol okay, was wondering why not old people....


    maybe better slow down on the refreshments...
    Obscenely Pissed.
    06-24-10 02:55 PM
  19. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    Clueless is with Alicia Silverstone.
    You made me feel dumb. Then you make me feel dumber.
    Thanks.
    06-24-10 03:00 PM
  20. wnm's Avatar
    You made me feel dumb. Then you make me feel dumber.
    Thanks.
    Sorry, just some bad puns. Witless = Witness with Harrison Ford and Kelly McGillis.Witness (1985)

    Clueless:Clueless (1995)
    06-24-10 03:13 PM
  21. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    Sorry, just some bad puns. Witless = Witness with Harrison Ford and Kelly McGillis.Witness (1985)

    Clueless:Clueless (1995)


    You disappoint me young paduan.
    06-24-10 03:39 PM
  22. amazinglygraceless's Avatar
    Okie dokie, hopefully the OP has a busier day at work ahead of him or some other
    means of "social interaction." Whether either pans out this has run it's course.
    06-24-10 03:48 PM
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