1. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    How 'bout we rename the thread CrackBerry Super Friends, and onky use our powers for good?






















    Nah!




    WAPers do it With A Passion
    I'm many people's brother, have several BB daughters and sons,
    but I sure as heck ain't your momma!

    If everyone spoke Wulfanese�, they wouldn't need to click here for a translation.


    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    06-11-10 04:48 AM
  2. middbrew's Avatar
    Are you serious? The antics I see on here by you guys is one of the reasons I come on here. Well, ok halos and niceness it is.
    06-11-10 05:27 AM
  3. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    I made a promise to a very special person on CB to behave, and behave I shall!!
    I've made no such promises.

    I'm offering free genital tazering today. Who wants to go first?

    In case anyone is wondering, yes, we do breasts too.
    06-11-10 05:54 AM
  4. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    :::: jumps in line for bodacious booby buzz ::::



    WAPers do it With A Passion

    If everyone spoke Wulfanese�, they wouldn't need to click here for a translation.

    I hear tell you�re doin� well, good things have come to you.
    I wish I had your good-luck charm, and you had a do-wacka-do, wacka do, wacka-do, wacka-do.


    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    06-11-10 05:57 AM
  5. wnm's Avatar
    I've made no such promises.

    I'm offering free genital tazering today. Who wants to go first?

    In case anyone is wondering, yes, we do breasts too.
    You have breasts?
    06-11-10 06:41 AM
  6. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    I have awoken from my drug induced alcoholic stupor to find THIS pathetic excuse for a thread? This wasn't worth the adrenal gland I plucked from that homeless guy to help the hangover.

    Come on all of you, back at it!
    Oh come on you big Canadian sweet pea. This is the new "puppies and rainbows" OT. Save all that hate for the iphone forum.

    now come.....let us hold hands and frolick through the grassy meadow until we find a big hill to roll down while the magickal sounds of harps and violins serenade us.
    06-11-10 08:31 AM
  7. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    You have breasts?
    Yes. I'll send you a picture of me tazing them. What's your email address?


    Oh come on you big Canadian sweet pea. This is the new "puppies and rainbows" OT. Save all that hate for the iphone forum.

    now come.....let us hold hands and frolick through the grassy meadow until we find a big hill to roll down while the magickal sounds of harps and violins serenade us.
    So he is a hater!?!? *******!!!!
    06-11-10 09:43 AM
  8. highjakker's Avatar

    now come.....let us hold hands and frolick through the grassy meadow until we find a big hill to roll down while the magickal sounds of harps and violins serenade us.
    kum by yah my Lord...kum by yah...come on everyone, jump in anytime...kum by yah..
    06-11-10 09:56 AM
  9. wnm's Avatar
    Yes. I'll send you a picture of me tazing them. What's your email address?
    I assumed the offer was that everyone could Taze your genitals.
    06-11-10 09:56 AM
  10. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    Prada is also currently undergoing some upgrades.

    The Prada III will have:

    • 12GHz FlameDragon Processor
    • 1026 x 980 AMOLED Display
    • Leather Accents
    • Optical Trackpad for optimal touch sensitivity
    • 3G/4G capable
    • GPS Standard Mall Finder
    • Custom pill compartment built into the base of the phone


    All in a small sleek package.



    Apparently someone found the Prada III at a bar and sold it to some tech guru for $20 a few weeks back.
    06-11-10 09:57 AM
  11. highjakker's Avatar
    I assumed the offer was that everyone could Taze your genitals.
    i know right?!?! i even charged up my cattle prod.
    06-11-10 10:00 AM
  12. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    Prada is also currently undergoing some upgrades.

    The Prada III will have:

    • 12GHz FlameDragon Processor
    • 1026 x 980 AMOLED Display
    • Leather Accents
    • Optical Trackpad for optimal touch sensitivity
    • 3G/4G capable
    • GPS Standard Mall Finder
    • Custom pill compartment built into the base of the phone

    All in a small sleek package.



    Apparently someone found the Prada III at a bar and sold it to some tech guru for $20 a few weeks back.
    What about an improved notification system for 'Brand Name' items on sale at local merchants? I heard a rumour that was coming in the new model?

    Also, how about a release date? We can't wait for Prada to come.
    06-11-10 10:12 AM
  13. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    I assumed the offer was that everyone could Taze your genitals.
    Okay, but one at a time. I draw the line at group tazing action.
    06-11-10 10:14 AM
  14. wnm's Avatar
    What about an improved notification system for 'Brand Name' items on sale at local merchants? I heard a rumour that was coming in the new model?

    Also, how about a release date? We can't wait for Prada to come.
    That's what she said.
    06-11-10 10:14 AM
  15. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    What about an improved notification system for 'Brand Name' items on sale at local merchants? I heard a rumour that was coming in the new model?

    Also, how about a release date? We can't wait for Prada to come.
    After purchasing the Prada III, the Tech Guru was craving cheap no name brand cheetos.

    He went to Wal Mart, and upon entering the Prada III self combusted.

    No further information exists except it should be released at some point during Mercedes Benz fashion week 2011.
    06-11-10 10:19 AM
  16. highjakker's Avatar
    Okay, but one at a time. I draw the line at group tazing action.
    i'm down for a taze-train!
    06-11-10 10:34 AM
  17. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    i'm down for a taze-train!
    I just burst out laughing picturing that!
    06-11-10 10:55 AM
  18. wnm's Avatar
    Okay, but one at a time. I draw the line at group tazing action.
    [Monty Python]Are there any women here today at the tazing?[/Monty Python]
    06-11-10 10:59 AM
  19. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    [Monty Python]Are there any women here today at the tazing?[/Monty Python]
    Due to your continued interest in this subject, I have a special surprise for you...
    A brand new, Anal Tazer!

    With straps, so the fun can go on and on.
    06-11-10 11:14 AM
  20. wnm's Avatar
    Is that like a tazcifiction?
    06-11-10 11:22 AM
  21. Radius's Avatar
    Aaaaannnnnnnddddd... here we go!
    06-11-10 11:35 AM
  22. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    Aaaaannnnnnnddddd... here we go!
    Yay, now the party can start! Hey, I tried keeping it all warm and fuzzy when I propsed we go meadow frolicking. but I failed
    06-11-10 11:36 AM
  23. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    Yay, now the party can start! Hey, I tried keeping it all warm and fuzzy when I propsed we go meadow frolicking. but I failed
    Go frolick yourself.
    06-11-10 11:41 AM
  24. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    Go frolick yourself.
    I HAVE BEEN thankyouverymuch
    06-11-10 11:46 AM
  25. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    /Frolicks merrily
    06-11-10 11:52 AM
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