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  1. jah24's Avatar
    Sorry....actually, those were my feet I was talking about.

    I'm just here to establish an alibi.
    haha.

    Posted via the CrackBerry App for Android
    04-11-16 07:14 AM
  2. TomatoPaste's Avatar
    I have an announcement.....Tomato and I didn't work out 💔. Yes. It is a sad day. The upside is....we have both moved on and she is now eagerly looking for love once again!

    I'm just here to establish an alibi.
    It saddens me to admit that yes, we have broken up. It was an amicable parting however so neither party is upset at the other. I did try to make a go of it but BBRY-LOVER isn't seeking long term commitment, BBRY-LOVER is in the game of breaking hearts. And the lilac and vinegar smell was something BBRY-LOVER requested we tried one night in Paris. 💔💔💔

     I'm organic 
    04-11-16 08:29 AM
  3. anon(9088244)'s Avatar
    LMFAO!

    I'm just here to establish an alibi.
    04-11-16 08:33 AM
  4. jah24's Avatar
    It saddens me to admit that yes, we have broken up. It was an amicable parting however so neither party is upset at the other. I did try to make a go of it but BBRY-LOVER isn't seeking long term commitment, BBRY-LOVER is in the game of breaking hearts. And the lilac and vinegar smell was something BBRY-LOVER requested we tried one night in Paris. 💔💔💔

     I'm organic 
    OMFG!! is that true BBRY-LOVER!? one night in paris? 🌃

    Posted via the CrackBerry App for Android
    04-11-16 08:37 AM
  5. anon(9088244)'s Avatar
    I though it was in Bakersfield California. My memory is hazy due to the copious amounts of flying sheep and jello shots!

    I'm just here to establish an alibi.
    04-11-16 08:45 AM
  6. MB64's Avatar
    Now, now ladies...you need to kiss and makeup. And I can watch just to make sure that you are doing it. There is nothing better than make up sex.

    Posted with my Passport SE
    04-11-16 08:49 AM
  7. MB64's Avatar
    Hey Jah, I've known these girls since they were in pampers. They fight more than 2 c0cks at a c0ck fight.

    Posted with my Passport SE
    04-11-16 08:50 AM
  8. jah24's Avatar
    Hey Jah, I've known these girls since they were in pampers. They fight more than 2 c0cks at a c0ck fight.

    Posted with my Passport SE
    WTF!! really? OMFG.. How do you know? lol.

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    04-11-16 08:52 AM
  9. MB64's Avatar
    We all lived in the same neighborhood. I used to date the 2 of them........at the same time.

    Posted with my Passport SE
    04-11-16 08:53 AM
  10. anon(9088244)'s Avatar
    Now, now ladies...you need to kiss and makeup. And I can watch just to make sure that you are doing it. There is nothing better than make up sex.

    Posted with my Passport SE
    Who are you calling a lady, good sir? I am a 62 year old Male from Madrid.

    I'm just here to establish an alibi.
    TomatoPaste likes this.
    04-11-16 08:55 AM
  11. jah24's Avatar
    Who are you calling a lady, good sir? I am a 62 year old Male from Madrid.

    I'm just here to establish an alibi.
    I thnk his talking about tomato paste..

    Posted via the CrackBerry App for Android
    04-11-16 08:58 AM
  12. jah24's Avatar
    We all lived in the same neighborhood. I used to date the 2 of them........at the same time.

    Posted with my Passport SE
    how old is she?

    Posted via the CrackBerry App for Android
    04-11-16 08:59 AM
  13. TomatoPaste's Avatar
    LMFAO!

    I'm just here to establish an alibi.
    Wow, our relationship was a "LMFAO" you too.

    We did "LMFAO" a lot though. Omg I'm doing it again.

     I'm organic 
    04-11-16 09:03 AM
  14. jah24's Avatar
    Who are you calling a lady, good sir? I am a 62 year old Male from Madrid.

    I'm just here to establish an alibi.
    hey bry.. Do u want a true relationship? my friend want to chat with you.. she's 24 and lonely.

    Posted via the CrackBerry App for Android
    04-11-16 09:04 AM
  15. jah24's Avatar
    Wow, our relationship was a "LMFAO" you too.

    We did "LMFAO" a lot though. Omg I'm doing it again.

     I'm organic 
    hahaha.. LMFAO

    Posted via the CrackBerry App for Android
    04-11-16 09:04 AM
  16. jah24's Avatar
    Wow, our relationship was a "LMFAO" you too.

    We did "LMFAO" a lot though. Omg I'm doing it again.

     I'm organic 
    Hey tomatopaste i thought you add me in BBM? 😊

    Posted via the CrackBerry App for Android
    04-11-16 09:05 AM
  17. MB64's Avatar
    how old is she?

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    She's old enough to be ur grandmother. Lol

    Posted with my Passport SE
    04-11-16 09:05 AM
  18. TomatoPaste's Avatar
    Jah24,

    I'm old enough to know better but young enough to do it anyways. BBRY-LOVER was the best relationship of 2016 thus far.


    MB64,

    Kindly refrain from calling my ex a "she". Cause when the light were off, "she" wasn't a "she". We are still attempting friendship so allow us.


    BBRY-LOVER,

    Hello from the other side, I must have called a thousand times to tell you I'm sorry for everything that I've done.

     I'm organic 
    04-11-16 09:07 AM
  19. MB64's Avatar
    She used to be a "lady of the night" if u know what I mean. But I got her away from that kinda life. Till this day we are still trying to get rid of all of the std's she got while doing her thing....poor girl.

    Posted with my Passport SE
    04-11-16 09:07 AM
  20. TomatoPaste's Avatar
    She's old enough to be ur grandmother. Lol

    Posted with my Passport SE
    LMFAO!!!!!

     I'm organic 
    04-11-16 09:08 AM
  21. TomatoPaste's Avatar
    Hey tomatopaste i thought you add me in BBM? 😊

    Posted via the CrackBerry App for Android
    Oh I thought so too 😊

     I'm organic 
    04-11-16 09:08 AM
  22. MB64's Avatar
    Well tomatoepaste, that's what happens when he used to dress as a she while working the stroll in California, sometimes it got me confused. Sorry!!

    Posted with my Passport SE
    04-11-16 09:09 AM
  23. MB64's Avatar
    .....so Jah, you're still interested?

    Posted with my Passport SE
    04-11-16 09:09 AM
  24. jah24's Avatar
    .....so Jah, you're still interested?

    Posted with my Passport SE
    hmmm... i wanna try. lol if she want too... haha

    Posted via the CrackBerry App for Android
    04-11-16 09:13 AM
  25. MB64's Avatar
    hmmm... i wanna try. lol if she want too... haha

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    OK, but you've been warned.......she's a wild one. If that's the way u like'm than you should fit right in

    Posted with my Passport SE
    04-11-16 09:17 AM
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