True love on CrackBerry?

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jah24

Originally Posted by JamBueree

Who wants to be my true love?

can I?? hahahaha..

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03-23-16 07:25 PM

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Gm1m2overrsquared

Originally Posted by MB64

I'm a woman like bbry-lover is a man. And she's my true love. We are married she has her 4 kids and I have my 3. We are on welfare and work at a local gas station. And we drive a yugo.

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I think that yugo is keeping your marriage together.

Originally Posted by JamBueree

Let me just calculate. I'll be back in six years.

That's too much to wait for and I don't think I have enough money to by your love if the calculation takes that much time. I think I'll buy a chocolate cake and love it for a few days, at least I can cry with it while I'm slowly killing our love.

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03-23-16 08:13 PM

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anon(9088244)

I've been with my true love for 45 yrs now. 💙

I'm just here to establish an alibi.

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03-23-16 08:17 PM

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Gm1m2overrsquared

Do you both make it work with one of you not being a BlackBerry user? Opposites attract, right?

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03-24-16 02:21 AM

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nabeel911

Originally Posted by TomatoPaste

I have just sent you my BBM pin. Sorry I'm not highly computer savvy so my dog Mitchell has helped send the pin.

I like long over exaggerated walks on the beach. I love grape fruits and I collect wool backpacks. I'm also VERY flexible for my age.

Please check your pm's.

If you think I said it, I didn't say it.

Add me too 2B631AEA

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03-24-16 02:28 AM

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JamBueree

Buena Chica

Originally Posted by Gm1m2overrsquared

That's too much to wait for and I don't think I have enough money to by your love if the calculation takes that much time. I think I'll buy a chocolate cake and love it for a few days, at least I can cry with it while I'm slowly killing our love.

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Love takes time, dear.

03-24-16 03:22 AM

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JamBueree

Buena Chica

Originally Posted by jah24

can I?? hahahaha..

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Okay, but I'll have to charge you.

03-24-16 03:24 AM

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TomatoPaste

Originally Posted by BBry-Lover

I've been with my true love for 45 yrs now. 💙

I'm just here to establish an alibi.

Man, I love this man.

 I'm organic 

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03-24-16 06:50 AM

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TomatoPaste

Originally Posted by nabeel911

Add me too 2B631AEA

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Okay, give me a few weeks though. BBM STILL under construction darn it.

I hope you like 24 hour walks on the beach too.

 I'm organic 

03-24-16 06:51 AM

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Gm1m2overrsquared

Originally Posted by JamBueree

Love takes time, dear.

By that time then, your love won't be worth as much. Do you have monthly or yearly quotes?

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03-24-16 05:42 PM

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anon(9088244)

Originally Posted by Gm1m2overrsquared

Do you both make it work with one of you not being a BlackBerry user? Opposites attract, right?

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We are both BlackBerry users. Thankfully!

I'm just here to establish an alibi.

03-24-16 07:36 PM

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MB64
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Originally Posted by BBry-Lover

We are both BlackBerry users. Thankfully!

I'm just here to establish an alibi.

Correct, she has a passport and I have a z30.

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03-24-16 08:11 PM

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anon(9088244)

Originally Posted by MB64

Correct, she has a passport and I have a z30.

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Correct, my dear 💟

I'm just here to establish an alibi.

03-24-16 08:12 PM

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Gm1m2overrsquared

Originally Posted by BBry-Lover

We are both BlackBerry users. Thankfully!

I'm just here to establish an alibi.

Well if their is true love with you two. Maybe there is something out there for me, I guess I will look for the cheapest way there. I don't want to put much work into building it, I'd rather buy my way through.

03-25-16 02:38 AM

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TomatoPaste

Originally Posted by Gm1m2overrsquared

Well if their is true love with you two. Maybe there is something out there for me, I guess I will look for the cheapest way there. I don't want to put much work into building it, I'd rather buy my way through.

I'm looking for a part time boyfriend. We can speak once a year. If your interested, I'll mail you the contract.

 I'm organic 

03-25-16 10:53 AM

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Matty
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I tried asking "Septembersrain" the one day but that didn't go so well as the response time was slower than my pay increase lol xD

JamBueree, you keen for a chat? (Friends)

Send me a PM if you interested.

A Berry A Day Keeps The Apple Away

03-26-16 04:40 AM

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MB64
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Originally Posted by Matty

I tried asking "Septembersrain" the one day but that didn't go so well as the response time was slower than my pay increase lol xD

JamBueree, you keen for a chat? (Friends)

Send me a PM if you interested.

A Berry A Day Keeps The Apple Away

Ah, good ol' September, very nice girl.

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03-26-16 08:36 AM

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anon(9088244)

Originally Posted by TomatoPaste

I'm looking for a part time boyfriend. We can speak once a year. If your interested, I'll mail you the contract.

 I'm organic 

I'm looking for someone tall, dark hair and who has an affinity for sheep.

I'm just here to establish an alibi.

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Goldboot02

Originally Posted by BBry-Lover

I'm looking for someone tall, dark hair and who has an affinity for sheep.

I'm just here to establish an alibi.

LMAO, he'll be around soon.

03-26-16 10:11 AM

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TomatoPaste

Originally Posted by BBry-Lover

I'm looking for someone tall, dark hair and who has an affinity for sheep.

I'm just here to establish an alibi.

I'm tall, dark and handsome. Okay I lied, I'm not tall. But I am short and handsome.

I love sheep too. I play with them and make them giggle.

 I'm organic 

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MB64
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I'm tall, dark and hairy. Will that work?

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03-26-16 11:48 AM

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MB64
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Oh, and I like lamb chops!!

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TomatoPaste

Trying to finish a messy situation with someone.

Still looking for love though. The type in the films though.

 I'm organic 

03-26-16 08:43 PM

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Lennyard

Love is like a box of chocolates; it's first sweet, then you gain weight. O_o

03-27-16 01:50 AM

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anon(9088244)

I'm watching true love unfold, right here on CB 💞 💙 it's so exciting.

I'm just here to establish an alibi.

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