1. thinkamp's Avatar
    A good laugh
    Bottle of Merlot
    A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant.
    So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This is from the gentleman who is seated over there.'.... and indicated the sender with a nod of his head.

    She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man, then decided to send a reply to him by a note.

    The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.


    The note read:

    'For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and '7' inches in your pants'.

    After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the lady.


    It read:

    'Just to let you know things aren't always what they appear to be, I have a Ferrari Maranello, BMW Z8, Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my several garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen and Miami , and a 10,000 acre ranch in Louisiana . There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account and portfolio. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you are, would I cut off three inches.
    Just send the bottle back'
    06-12-09 09:07 AM
  2. JustPlainJef's Avatar
    Kasi, I don't know, I'll ask her when she gets back to the office...

    Hello Amber! How was your nap yesterday?

    ...*hands glass of tea to Amber*...
    06-12-09 09:10 AM
  3. thinkamp's Avatar
    My nap was amazing! I didn't want to get up!

    thank you Jeffy.
    06-12-09 09:11 AM
  4. KasiCatastrophe's Avatar
    That was a good one Amber. I'm gonna have to save that one.

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    06-12-09 09:17 AM
  5. JustPlainJef's Avatar
    Glad to hear that Amber... I wish I could go take a nap now, but I'm stuck at work. And my boss is following me around today...

    yay
    06-12-09 09:21 AM
  6. JustPlainJef's Avatar
    Kasi, you need a refill on your Long Island...

    And someone go check on Shilah, haven't seen her in a while...

    ...*refills Kasi's drink*...
    06-12-09 09:24 AM
  7. KasiCatastrophe's Avatar
    Thanks for the refill Jef!

    I think Shilah passed out on the cot in the back.


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    06-12-09 09:36 AM
  8. JustPlainJef's Avatar
    Wow, I'm so good at this bartending thing... Remember this?
    ...*pours Irish coffee for Mike, pours Shilah a super-sized Long Island Iced Tea*...
    And this?
    ...*makes a 5 gallon bucket of Long Island Iced Tea, gives Chad, Kasi, Shelli, and Shilah cups*...

    Look, it even has an easy pour spout!
    And then here?
    Hello Amber! How was your nap yesterday?

    ...*hands glass of tea to Amber*...
    Well look what I found in the "crave" thread from last night!
    I'm craving some fish tacos and a long island iced tea.
    i could so go for one of those right about now.
    Yeah, I'm the man.....

    06-12-09 10:09 AM
  9. KasiCatastrophe's Avatar
    Haha, you are the man Jef.

    I just dropped my Blackberry onto a non-carpeted surface for the first time Thankfully she survived the fall.


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    06-12-09 10:13 AM
  10. JustPlainJef's Avatar
    They are pretty good at that...

    UPS is a HUGE building, and we have not a single stitch of carpet in the whole place. And I carry around two Curves...

    ...*refills Kasi's cup, pours self a Captain Morgan 100 Proof and Diet Pepsi*...
    06-12-09 10:16 AM
  11. cnorton's Avatar
    All this talk about sleep, I just woke up after 12 hours, nice new avatar Jef
    06-12-09 10:31 AM
  12. JustPlainJef's Avatar
    Thanks Snort! Have a drink!

    ...*pours Snort a snifter of sambuka*...
    06-12-09 10:34 AM
  13. cnorton's Avatar
    Thanks Snort! Have a drink!

    ...*pours Snort a snifter of sambuka*...
    Drinking in bed this way, isn't as depressing!
    06-12-09 10:38 AM
  14. JustPlainJef's Avatar
    Not at all... We're here with you...

    Well, not in your bed per se...
    06-12-09 10:50 AM
  15. KasiCatastrophe's Avatar
    They are pretty good at that...

    UPS is a HUGE building, and we have not a single stitch of carpet in the whole place. And I carry around two Curves...

    ...*refills Kasi's cup, pours self a Captain Morgan 100 Proof and Diet Pepsi*...
    It usually slides off my bed and hits the carpet but I dropped it onto tile in the kitchen. I'm glad I didn't drop it from too high up.

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    06-12-09 10:54 AM
  16. JustPlainJef's Avatar
    Mine fall all the time... They are pretty durable...
    06-12-09 10:56 AM
  17. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Hey Snort!
    Here campers, laugh at this



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    06-12-09 10:59 AM
  18. cnorton's Avatar
    Just don't drop it into a puddle, or a cup...

    Local news is on, they're making fun of the old people since they have no clue how to see the news anymore after the DTV switch
    06-12-09 11:00 AM
  19. cnorton's Avatar
    People wanted to give Chuck Norris an abbreviation of CN for the Periodic Table of Awesoments, but he killed them all, and now it says Chuck Norris.
    06-12-09 11:03 AM
  20. chad177's Avatar
    yea nort they are talking about how p*ssed the old people are here
    06-12-09 11:08 AM
  21. cnorton's Avatar
    Is it really that tough, I'm rescanning my HDTV for new channels.
    06-12-09 11:14 AM
  22. KasiCatastrophe's Avatar
    I'll try not to. Nort.

    LMAO. One of the local stations just had a countdown to the DTV switch and they said that if the screen went black then you needed a converter box.... They are the only local station that is blacked out on DirecTv. I think someone screwed up somewhere.


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    06-12-09 11:25 AM
  23. cnorton's Avatar
    I'll try not to. Nort.

    LMAO. One of the local stations just had a countdown to the DTV switch and they said that if the screen went black then you needed a converter box.... They are the only local station that is blacked out on DirecTv. I think someone screwed up somewhere.


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    Haha, definitely

    Well now I'm off to USPS to find my Trackball. Garsh
    06-12-09 11:49 AM
  24. JustPlainJef's Avatar
    I've got 50 minutes till I leave, then I'll pick up my daughter, and head home for some tequila..... And Jeep repairs... And tequila. Then some online gaming... And more tequila....
    06-12-09 12:41 PM
  25. cnorton's Avatar
    I've got 50 minutes till I leave, then I'll pick up my daughter, and head home for some tequila..... And Jeep repairs... And tequila. Then some online gaming... And more tequila....
    What type of online gaming do you do?

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    06-12-09 12:49 PM
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