1. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    Hollywood Corporation:

    You sell the rights to the cows story, and Peter Jackson turns it into a trilogy.
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    03-17-13 08:19 AM
  2. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Elvis corporation
    Has some of the finest dairy cows ever encountered, but only produces low budget cheese.
    BergerKing likes this.
    03-17-13 08:28 AM
  3. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Oz corporation
    If I only had a cow.
    BergerKing likes this.
    03-17-13 08:31 AM
  4. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    Wall Street Corporation:

    Sell drastically exaggerated future milk production rights of your two old sickly cows.
    When this blows up in your face, claim your business is too important to fail.
    Taxpayers bail you out.
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    03-17-13 08:46 AM
  5. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Cow, Cow II, Cow Esq, Heifer and Bovine
    If the milk doesn't fit, you must acquit.
    BergerKing likes this.
    03-17-13 08:50 AM
  6. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Jewish corporation
    Parts the milk, and is accused of controlling the cream market.
    LazyStarGazer and BergerKing like this.
    03-17-13 09:19 AM
  7. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    Atheist Corporation:

    Doesn't believe cows exist.
    BergerKing and BigBadWulf like this.
    03-17-13 10:20 AM
  8. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    Gypsy Corporation:

    Steal 2 cows.
    Sell them.
    Leave town.
    BergerKing and BigBadWulf like this.
    03-17-13 10:21 AM
  9. BergerKing's Avatar
    Man, I'm soooo not awake yet.
    03-17-13 10:33 AM
  10. BergerKing's Avatar
    And I've been up for 3 hours already.
    03-17-13 10:35 AM
  11. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    I was awake, but after breakfast I can't keep my eyes open. NAPTIME!!!
    BergerKing likes this.
    03-17-13 10:55 AM
  12. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Shadow corporation
    Only we know what evil lurks, in the heart of cow.
    03-17-13 10:56 AM
  13. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Toyota Corporation
    Recalling 3 million cows for unintended lactation.
    03-17-13 11:02 AM
  14. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Frog corporation
    Our cows taste like chicken.
    03-17-13 11:10 AM
  15. cerealberry's Avatar
    Lesbian Corp...
    Only breeders produce mik
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    03-17-13 11:11 AM
  16. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Mormon corporation
    The more cows per bull, the merrier.
    03-17-13 11:23 AM
  17. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    Animal Farm Corporation:

    Read the book.
    BigBadWulf likes this.
    03-17-13 11:28 AM
  18. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Moon corp
    The whole cow thing went over our heads.
    03-17-13 11:31 AM
  19. cerealberry's Avatar
    Vegan Corp..
    Two well rested cows...
    03-17-13 11:31 AM
  20. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    Homosexual Corporation:

    Just friends, no one wants to touch their teets.
    03-17-13 11:32 AM
  21. cerealberry's Avatar
    Ethiopian Corp..
    Cow???! Where?!?
    03-17-13 11:33 AM
  22. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Paranoid corp
    I'm not imagining things, the cows are after me.
    03-17-13 11:35 AM
  23. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Proverbial corp
    Eating your cow and having it too.
    03-17-13 11:40 AM
  24. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Irish corp
    Feeding our cows rye and hoping for whiskey.
    LazyStarGazer and BergerKing like this.
    03-17-13 11:42 AM
  25. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Overbearing corp
    What part of cow didn't you understand?!?
    BergerKing likes this.
    03-17-13 11:46 AM
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