1. BergerKing's Avatar
    Pennsylvania to Texas to deliver Saturday morning.
    03-13-13 07:09 PM
  2. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Pennsylvania to Texas to deliver Saturday morning.


    Chicago is just a boomerang shot on the way.
    03-13-13 10:56 PM
  3. BergerKing's Avatar


    Chicago is just a boomerang shot on the way.
    Unfortunately the boomerang curved the other way on this run.
    03-13-13 11:58 PM
  4. BergerKing's Avatar
    I'd have rather taken a break up there instead of Scranton, PA. I'd have had 4G coverage to boot.
    03-14-13 12:07 AM
  5. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    IDK bro.......

    Scranton is the hotspot of the east
    BergerKing likes this.
    03-14-13 08:38 AM
  6. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Congrats on postwhoring your way past 20k
    03-14-13 08:39 AM
  7. BergerKing's Avatar
    IDK bro.......

    Scranton is the hotspot of the east
    Well, it was warm, then wet, then cold.
    03-14-13 12:57 PM
  8. BergerKing's Avatar
    Congrats on postwhoring your way past 20k
    Thanks a million, still have a lot of posting to do, though! At least it's fun again.
    03-14-13 12:58 PM
  9. BergerKing's Avatar
    Congrats on postwhoring your way past 20k
    Oh, and coming from the Pimpdaddy of posters, you know that means a lot to me...

    Now we need some more...
    BigBadWulf likes this.
    03-14-13 11:18 PM
  10. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    TGIFMoFos
    BergerKing likes this.
    03-15-13 07:44 AM
  11. 3hb78ftg's Avatar
    FRIDAYYYYYY...WOOHOO
    BergerKing and BigBadWulf like this.
    03-15-13 08:47 AM
  12. BergerKing's Avatar
    TGIFMoFos
    That it is! Means Houston tonight, truckin' up!
    BigBadWulf likes this.
    03-15-13 10:14 AM
  13. BergerKing's Avatar
    FRIDAYYYYYY...WOOHOO
    Oh, yeah!
    03-15-13 10:14 AM
  14. BigBadWulf's Avatar


    Happy St. Paddy's Day!
    BergerKing likes this.
    03-16-13 12:28 AM
  15. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Almost......
    BergerKing likes this.
    03-16-13 12:30 AM
  16. BergerKing's Avatar
    Almost......
    I'se gonna say, who let you skip Saturday?
    03-16-13 12:41 AM
  17. BergerKing's Avatar
    Cheat me out of a weekend day, well, that's one less day I have to work, so I'm ok with that.
    BigBadWulf likes this.
    03-16-13 12:42 AM
  18. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    That it is! Means Houston tonight, truckin' up!
    monster stop?

    I'se gonna say, who let you skip Saturday?
    [Freud voice]It's all designed to confuse you. [/voice]

    Yay! My weekend has almost arrived
    BergerKing likes this.
    03-16-13 06:52 AM
  19. BergerKing's Avatar
    That's good to hear. I'm headed for Hammond, IN. Load for Wally World.
    03-16-13 01:51 PM
  20. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Can I say it now?
    BergerKing likes this.
    03-17-13 06:49 AM
  21. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Happy St Patrick's Day
    BergerKing likes this.
    03-17-13 06:52 AM
  22. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    SOCIALISM
    You have 2 cows.
    You give one to your neighbour

    COMMUNISM
    You have 2 cows.
    The State takes both and gives you some milk

    FASCISM
    You have 2 cows.
    The State takes both and sells you some milk

    NAZISM
    You have 2 cows.
    The State takes both and shoots you

    BUREAUCRATISM
    You have 2 cows.
    The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then
    throws the milk away

    TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
    You have two cows.
    You sell one and buy a bull.
    Your herd multiplies, and the economy
    grows.
    You sell them and retire on the income

    ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND (VENTURE) CAPITALISM
    You have two cows.
    You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by
    your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption
    for five cows.
    The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.
    The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States , leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release.
    The public then buys your bull.

    SURREALISM
    You have two giraffes.
    The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

    AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
    You have two cows.
    You sell one, and force the other to
    produce the milk of four cows.
    Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why
    the cow has dropped dead.

    A GREEK CORPORATION
    You have two cows. You borrow lots of euros to build barns, milking sheds, hay stores, feed sheds,
    dairies, cold stores, abattoir, cheese unit and packing sheds.
    You still only have two cows.

    A FRENCH CORPORATION
    You have two cows.
    You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three
    cows.

    A JAPANESE CORPORATION
    You have two cows.
    You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce
    twenty times the milk.
    You then create a clever cow cartoon image called a Cowkimona and
    market it worldwide.

    AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
    You have two cows,
    but you don't know where they are.
    You decide to have lunch.

    A SWISS CORPORATION
    You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.
    You charge the owners for storing them.

    A CHINESE CORPORATION
    You have two cows.
    You have 300 people milking them.
    You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.
    You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

    AN INDIAN CORPORATION
    You have two cows.
    You worship them.

    A BRITISH CORPORATION
    You have two cows.
    Both are mad.

    AN IRAQI CORPORATION
    Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
    You tell them that you have none.
    No-one believes you, so they bomb the ** out of you and invade your country.
    You still have no cows, but at least you are now a Democracy.

    AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
    You have two cows.
    Business seems pretty good.
    You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.

    A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
    You have two cows.
    The one on the left looks very attractive.
    LazyStarGazer likes this.
    03-17-13 06:56 AM
  23. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    A Mongolian corporation:

    You sell both and buy 2 Yaks.
    BigBadWulf likes this.
    03-17-13 07:29 AM
  24. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Canadian corp
    Managed by two cows. They tear down the barn, then rebuild it using the same materials and call it an upgrade.
    BergerKing likes this.
    03-17-13 07:47 AM
  25. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Nigerian corporation
    You've won two cows. Wire transfer $100 and we'll send them to you.
    BergerKing likes this.
    03-17-13 07:50 AM
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