1. BergerKing's Avatar
    Any takers? TBL isn't an exclusive clun. Right now we need support 'PostH0s R Us'.
    02-12-13 01:44 PM
  2. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    State of the Union has everyone distracted.
    BergerKing likes this.
    02-12-13 09:38 PM
  3. BergerKing's Avatar
    State of the Union has everyone disgusted.
    That needed repairs...
    BigBadWulf likes this.
    02-12-13 09:49 PM
  4. jafobabe's Avatar
    State of the Union has everyone distracted.
    I slept through that... can we have the condensed version?
    BergerKing likes this.
    02-13-13 12:13 AM
  5. BergerKing's Avatar
    I slept through that... can we have the condensed version?
    No such critter!

    Welcome to the TBL lounge. Bars' Open!

    jafobabe likes this.
    02-13-13 12:39 AM
  6. BergerKing's Avatar
    Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House.

    One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minnesota.

    All three go with a White House official to examine the fence.

    The Minnesota contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring,
    then works some figures with a pencil.

    "Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400
    for my crew and $100 profit for me."

    The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, and then says,
    *"I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

    The Chicago contractor doesn't measure or figure but leans over to the
    White House official and whispers, "$2,700."

    The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys!
    How did you come up with such a high figure?"

    The Chicago contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we
    hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence."

    "Done!" replies the government official. And that, my friends, is how the stimulus plan works!
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    02-13-13 12:42 AM
  7. BergerKing's Avatar
    The Cat

    A poor little lonely old lady lived in a house with only her cat as a friend. One day, the lights went out as she sat knitting; she had been unable to pay the electric bill. So, she went up to the attic and got an old oil lamp from her childhood. As she rubbed it clean a genie appeared and allowed her three wishes.

    "First, I want to be so rich I never have to worry about money again.''

    "Second, I want to be young and beautiful again.''

    "And last, I want you to change my little cat into a handsome prince.''

    As you would expect, there was a loud explosion, with a lot of thick smoke. As the smoke cleared she saw she was surrounded by big bags of coins, and that in the mirror was a young beautiful woman.



    She turned as the handsome prince walked in the door, held her in his arms and said, "Now I'll bet you're sorry you took me to the vet for that little operation."
    jafobabe likes this.
    02-13-13 12:48 AM
  8. BergerKing's Avatar
    There was a girl looking at old stuff in her attic when she found a bottle. She pulled out the cork and out came a genie.

    "Since you freed me from this bottle, I will grant you one wish," said the genie.

    "I wish that I could be irresistible to boys," said the girl ... and POW! The girl turned into a brand new remote control car.
    jafobabe likes this.
    02-13-13 12:53 AM
  9. BergerKing's Avatar
    Yowza, must need to start handing out gifts. We need a promoter....
    02-13-13 09:04 AM
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    Free drinks! Get your free drinks here!!!
    02-13-13 09:22 AM
  11. BergerKing's Avatar
    http://www.communication4all.co.uk/a...one_md_clr.gif

    Free drinks! Get your free drinks here!!!
    FIFY
    02-13-13 10:46 AM
  12. BergerKing's Avatar
    Coffee, tea, and soda, too!
    02-13-13 10:48 AM
  13. BergerKing's Avatar
    02-13-13 10:49 AM
  14. Tripster's Avatar
    Somewhat alive...partial zombie, please no shoot...friendly zombie!
    BergerKing likes this.
    02-13-13 01:19 PM
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    Attached Thumbnails Trackball Lights - serving 24/7 - [Maybe NSFW]-542945_4750570375113_650990667_n.jpg  
    Tripster and BergerKing like this.
    02-13-13 08:34 PM
  16. Tripster's Avatar
    Lawl...Mendota Heights, Minnesota cop car.
    BergerKing likes this.
    02-13-13 08:46 PM
  17. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    what's a guy gotta do to get a drink in this establishment?
    BergerKing likes this.
    02-14-13 04:23 AM
  18. BergerKing's Avatar
    Somewhat alive...partial zombie, please no shoot...friendly zombie!
    Howdy, Trip! Been long time, fella. Hang in there!
    02-14-13 02:09 PM
  19. BergerKing's Avatar
    Bwahahaha!
    02-14-13 02:11 PM
  20. BergerKing's Avatar
    what's a guy gotta do to get a drink in this establishment?
    Step inside, sit down, place an order. Service has been slow, lately.
    02-14-13 02:12 PM
  21. troshs's Avatar
    02-14-13 09:57 PM
  22. sputneek's Avatar
    http://www.communication4all.co.uk/a...one_md_clr.gif

    Free drinks! Get your free drinks here!!!
    Someone say FREE DRINKS!!??

    BergerKing and BigBadWulf like this.
    02-14-13 11:37 PM
  23. BergerKing's Avatar
    That he did.
    BigBadWulf likes this.
    02-15-13 02:36 AM
  24. jafobabe's Avatar
    Slow down and enjoy the sites...

    Trackball Lights - serving 24/7 - [Maybe NSFW]-img_00000008.jpg
    BergerKing and BigBadWulf like this.
    02-15-13 08:35 AM
  25. BergerKing's Avatar
    Slow down and enjoy the sites...

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    There ya go. G'mornin', Jaf!
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    02-15-13 09:50 AM
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