1. highjakker's Avatar
    I'm expecting Eric the vampire to come in and ravage me while I sleep...ooooffff....yah....
    now if you would have said jessica or pam...mmmm mmm mmmm
    07-01-11 10:10 AM
  2. BergerKing's Avatar
    Yah, Wolfie....mind's racing. Overactive imagination wreaking havoc with my sleep patterns.

    I'm expecting Eric the vampire to come in and ravage me while I sleep...ooooffff....yah....
    Would that be a gestation molestation? Yowza!

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    07-01-11 10:57 AM
  3. qbnkelt's Avatar


    It is incredibly difficult to try to seduce a vampire with a belly sticking out...kinda ruins the whole seduction thing....

    So I'm just hoping he's REALLY thirsty!!!
    07-01-11 11:03 AM
  4. paddygirl16's Avatar
    I NEED a drink. Way back when I could get a strong drink, a smile and some one from TBL swinging on a pole. Plus if I remember correctly I think I have a stool with my name on it.

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    07-01-11 07:02 PM
  5. qbnkelt's Avatar
    Hey!!!! I want a stool with my name on it!!!! A nicely padded one with armrests....guess that's not a stool, that's a freakin' chair!!!!!
    07-01-11 07:33 PM
  6. paddygirl16's Avatar
    It is a stool if you can't reach your toes to the floor. Being 5'1" that isn't hard for me.
    07-01-11 07:51 PM
  7. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Yah, Wolfie....mind's racing. Overactive imagination wreaking havoc with my sleep patterns.

    I'm expecting Eric the vampire to come in and ravage me while I sleep...ooooffff....yah....
    Is Eric one of the members you've been "checking under the battery cover"?

    now if you would have said jessica or pam...mmmm mmm mmmm
    :::: fades to fantasy ::::

    Would that be a gestation molestation? Yowza!

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    [b][color=#000066]

    Of some manifestation.



    It is incredibly difficult to try to seduce a vampire with a belly sticking out...kinda ruins the whole seduction thing....

    So I'm just hoping he's REALLY thirsty!!!
    I'm sure you could find a way.

    I NEED a drink. Way back when I could get a strong drink, a smile and some one from TBL swinging on a pole. Plus if I remember correctly I think I have a stool with my name on it.

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    Lil dusty, but still here.



    Hope everyone has some fantastic weekend plans to enjoy.
    07-01-11 08:04 PM
  8. paddygirl16's Avatar
    There are few things in life you can count on. Death, and taxes are to name a few. But also that TBL will always be there when you need it. Thanks for dusty off the stool Wulf
    07-01-11 08:09 PM
  9. cerealberry's Avatar
    Qbn.. I think you deserve the tbl lazyboy.... Get your **** up, sandy and give the lady a hand.....
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    07-01-11 08:23 PM
  10. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    I would but I can't give her a hand, she'd slap me...
    07-01-11 10:05 PM
  11. KasiCatastrophe's Avatar
    Helloooooooooooo!
    07-02-11 12:13 AM
  12. qbnkelt's Avatar
    Qbn.. I think you deserve the tbl lazyboy.... Get your **** up, sandy and give the lady a hand.....
    LOL!!!! Thank you, luv.....that was sweet! I will need your hand to get out of it, though.....I'm as graceful as a hippo with a tutu these days!!!
    Last edited by Qbnkelt; 07-02-11 at 05:53 AM.
    07-02-11 05:34 AM
  13. qbnkelt's Avatar
    It is a stool if you can't reach your toes to the floor. Being 5'1" that isn't hard for me.
    I hear ya....you've got me by one inch. I barely made it to 5'00
    07-02-11 05:35 AM
  14. qbnkelt's Avatar
    I would but I can't give her a hand, she'd slap me...
    Me? slap you?!?!?!?! Nah!!!! nevah!!!!!!!!

    You'd be my hero.


    Until Eric shows up tonight....
    07-02-11 05:37 AM
  15. qbnkelt's Avatar
    Is Eric one of the members you've been "checking under the battery cover"?
    If it is, Wolfie, I'd never say....a lady doesn't kiss and tell if it's real....


    I'm sure you could find a way.
    Methinks thou hast much too much faith in me....I am as rotund as as good King Henry himself!!!


    Hope everyone has some fantastic weekend plans to enjoy. [/color][/b]
    Everybody's coming to the farm....there will be so many it will feel like Woodstock 2011....c'mon over!!!!
    07-02-11 05:46 AM
  16. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    cereal, I'm not sure Qbn wants to endanger the baby any more than she already is. G_d only knows what I've cleaned off that chair over the years.

    You want slapped Sandy, and you know it.

    Helllllllooooooooooo kaka!!!!!

    I know my Canuck friends have already started blowing up the weekend. Be careful out there. We all need to kee our thumbs firmly attached.
    07-02-11 05:49 AM
  17. BergerKing's Avatar
    We at TBL are accommodating, if anything. A throne for the lady appropriate to the situation.



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    07-02-11 05:50 AM
  18. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    LOL!!!! Thank you, luv.....that was sweet! I will need your hand to get out of it, though.....I'm as graceful as a hippo with a tutu these days!!!


    Hawt sexay momma
    07-02-11 05:55 AM
  19. qbnkelt's Avatar
    cereal, I'm not sure Qbn wants to endanger the baby any more than she already is. G_d only knows what I've cleaned off that chair over the years.

    You want slapped Sandy, and you know it.

    Helllllllooooooooooo kaka!!!!!

    I know my Canuck friends have already started blowing up the weekend. Be careful out there. We all need to kee our thumbs firmly attached.


    Hee heee....cereal is my new favourite person....offered a chair and all....right sweet....

    OK....I'd love to slap Sandy's bum as he walks past me but don't tell him that. Let's keep that our secret....deal?
    07-02-11 05:56 AM
  20. qbnkelt's Avatar


    Hawt sexay momma


    EEEEEEEEE.........that is sooo cute!!!!! I just squealed and got everybody running in here!!!!! Gabriel and Alicia like the hippo!!!!

    Ain't nuthin hawt 'bout me this morning....sheep **** all over my wellies and alfalfa in my hair....

    earthy yes....hawt....only for old McDonald maybe....
    07-02-11 05:59 AM
  21. BergerKing's Avatar
    Well, I get to drive across the tops of Mississippi, Alabama, and Georgia today, after a brief stint in the corner of Tennessee. I'll drop this Sunday morning and grab another, gotta get caught up from the time I lost.

    But is is nice to see this place getting busy!

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    Last edited by BergerKing; 07-02-11 at 06:03 AM.
    07-02-11 06:00 AM
  22. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Mornin' bro! What's got you up so early? Not another lot lizard I hope.
    07-02-11 06:00 AM
  23. qbnkelt's Avatar
    WOW this place is jumping this morning!!!! YAY!!!!!!!
    07-02-11 06:02 AM
  24. BergerKing's Avatar
    Mornin' bro! What's got you up so early? Not another lot lizard I hope.
    More like draining the lizard, but I'll spare the gory details.

    Had it been a lot lizard, I coulda used a new set of boots. The advantage? They're already broken in.

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    07-02-11 06:05 AM
  25. qbnkelt's Avatar
    Well, I get to drive across the tops of Mississippi, Alabama, and Georgia today, after a brief stint in the corner of Tennessee. I'll drop this Sunday morning and grab another, gotta get caught up from the time I lost.

    But is is nice to see this place getting busy!

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    That's a beautiful drive! Love the South! Rest often and stay safe!
    07-02-11 06:05 AM
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