1. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Hey, I'm willing to infect the whole bar, and forego the hazmat team, if that's what it takes.
    04-20-11 08:41 PM
  2. ShiPanda's Avatar
    YOOOO Wake up!!!!
    Im posting this on my computer? Why? Cause I'm cool like that. word to yo motha!

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    04-21-11 06:02 AM
  3. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    TGI (FAI&P,PS,BTIGF) F !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Thank God It's (For All Intents & Purposes, Practically Speaking, Because Tomorrow Is Good Friday) Friday !!!!!!!!
    04-21-11 07:27 AM
  4. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    YOOOO Wake up!!!!
    Im posting this on my computer? Why? Cause I'm cool like that. word to yo motha!

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    Momma says "Hush yo mouth!!"
    04-21-11 07:28 AM
  5. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    YOOOO Wake up!!!!
    Im posting this on my computer? Why? Cause I'm cool like that. word to yo motha!

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    Anyone who would like to contribute, and help panda get a PC that functions well enough to use the full site, there's a jar on the bar.
    04-21-11 07:56 AM
  6. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    "They have the internet on computers now?"


    Homer Simpson
    04-21-11 08:18 AM
  7. highjakker's Avatar
    Anyone who would like to contribute, and help panda get a PC that functions well enough to use the full site, there's a jar on the bar.
    oops! i thought that was the "need a penny, take a penny" jar...
    04-21-11 09:19 AM
  8. ShiPanda's Avatar
    Dammit hj WTF!!!!! I need that money!

    I just wanted to post from the wap site.

    Hush yo pie hole bri!

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    04-21-11 09:47 AM
  9. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    Yes ma'am.

    ................
    04-21-11 11:23 AM
  10. hootyhoo's Avatar
    Thanks Wulf !

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    04-21-11 02:37 PM
  11. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    04-21-11 02:55 PM
  12. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    I don't even like the WAP site on the phone, how can anybody stand it on the computer?
    04-21-11 03:39 PM
  13. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Thanks Wulf !

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    I was worried you'd never come back. You're welcome hooty! hmmmmmmmmm.....

    I don't even like the WAP site on the phone, how can anybody stand it on the computer?
    It was the strangest thing I've ever seen.
    04-21-11 05:15 PM
  14. ShiPanda's Avatar
    Hey yall stop makin fun of meh!!!
    RUDE!

    I go cryz in corner nowz.

    lol cats
    Last edited by ShiPanda; 04-22-11 at 04:56 AM.
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    04-22-11 04:54 AM
  15. ShiPanda's Avatar
    Its friday friday friday!!!!



    A funny version to this song:
    04-22-11 05:58 AM
  16. highjakker's Avatar
    you just turned Good Friday to bad pandi
    04-22-11 10:58 AM
  17. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Hey yall stop makin fun of meh!!!
    RUDE!

    I go cryz in corner nowz.

    lol cats
    The good

    Its friday friday friday!!!!



    The bad

    A funny version to this song:
    The ugly

    you just turned Good Friday to bad pandi
    The truth
    04-22-11 01:56 PM
  18. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    What's new today? Big plans for the weekend?
    04-22-11 02:33 PM
  19. hootyhoo's Avatar
    Hey yall stop makin fun of meh!!!
    RUDE!

    I go cryz in corner nowz.

    lol cats
    Cat video.



    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    BigBadWulf likes this.
    04-22-11 03:48 PM
  20. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Ok, I've now laughed, puked and cried. Who's posting the vid that ticks me off?
    04-22-11 07:38 PM
  21. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Hmmmm. So many possible choices, but probably not good to go after someone carrying a banstick when my only weapons are my sharp wits and disarmingly charming personality.
    BigBadWulf likes this.
    04-22-11 08:13 PM
  22. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    YouTube - Sex with horses

    Does that tick you off?
    BigBadWulf likes this.
    04-22-11 09:08 PM
  23. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Hmmmm. So many possible choices, but probably not good to go after someone carrying a banstick when my only weapons are my sharp wits and disarmingly charming personality.
    LMAO!

    YouTube - Sex with horses

    Does that tick you off?
    Yes damnit! Why is that link broken?!?

    You two have me laughing myself silly
    04-22-11 10:26 PM
  24. hootyhoo's Avatar
    YouTube - Sex with horses

    Does that tick you off?
    Crap. The link is broken.

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    04-22-11 11:01 PM
  25. SCrid2000's Avatar
    So I've been busy with finals, and THEY"RE DONE!!!! So, as promised, here's the WORLD'S BIGGEST MULTI-QUOTE POST!
    I went back and started with the most recent post I made - I missed some stuff from before that, but darnit, this is gonna have to do.
    I wonder how many trunicated emails this will cause? #winning!

    If he's posting from his droid, I think the window stays open unless he clears the tab.

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    That's what he wants us to think.
    Yay you! Thanks for the pics Pix Now, party like a rock star



    Woohoo! Go widdle panda go. It means you're getting old, or manly.



    WTFBBQ! That's way *cool*
    Is there any other way to party?
    Also, I prefer to party with a rockstar - maybe Avril Lavigne?
    Ok. I'm a new guy and all, but I can't read this at all.

    Please tell me your secret code.

    I know your using it to talk about me behind my back.

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    I can send you the code, and $20,000 from my North African bank Account, if you send me $2,000 to cover the taxes so I can withdraw it.
    It says "ǝɯ ʞuɐɥʇ"

    I have the perfect thing for Pix http://db.tt/wNp2rUM

    Yay! Weekend is here Pahtay, pahtay
    And the weekend is back! Yay!
    Umm I'm manly cause I want wood floors and stainless steel appliances in my house? I think not!

    There is alot of fires around here... Already had over 3,000 acres burn a few weeks ago... It needs to rain!!!

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    Floors are so over rated. What's wrong with a good criss cross of 2x4s?
    Anyone want to teach me how to drive a standard?

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    I could, but according to my wife I'm horrible at teaching people to drive a standard.
    Sure it is easy. The left pedal is the clutch. Press the clutch in and move gear lever to 1. Slowly let clutch out, you'll feel it grab a little and hear engine slow down a little. From there in a smooth motion, give it throttle and let the clutch out the rest of the way.

    Changing gears is the same procedure as the above.

    Before you try this, remember, push the clutch in when you want to stop, in addition to using the brakes, otherwise you'll stall the engine.
    Except don't be slow with the clutch once you're moving.
    My buddy Ryan has a funny story about pushing the clutch in along with the brake. It involves his old Nissan, a Dodge Ram 2500, and a cruel cop who gives tickets to people who drive without insurance, even if you've only had the car a few weeks (the Dodge Ram didn't receive any damage, in case you're wondering).
    Shouldn't it start with "put blocks on pedals"?

    Morning campers! Woohoo, weekend, and flood warnings
    It actually should start with "Legalize drivers license for Pandas."
    Heavy rain here, too.

    My overflowing eavestroughs lead me to believe I have a household project due.
    Been nice and sunny here - but before you feel jealous, ask me how much time I've gotten to spend outside...


    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    Wha'd ya do?!?
    If y'all didn't have your minds stuck in your gutters, they'd be flowing better...
    Oh that's where I left it... can you get it out when you go to get yours? Thanks!
    Good morning, everyone.
    Sowwy my Jewish ball swatting spanish friend and hooty

    Yay! My favorite rock star!

    Morning everbody. It's Sunday funday, get out there and offend a nun
    No way, they've got metal rulers and know how to use them!
    Yay! I'll probably be using that... although switching to the full forum may be easier...
    I was gonna thank you for this post, but it seemed redundant.
    I considered that as well.
    I am now offcially a proud owner of a jeep! Beep beep!

    Jax is all ready to go for a ride!

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    Are the sidewalks safe?
    Gotta learn how to drive it first, did you try yet?
    Are you asking Panda or Jax?
    This pic reminds me of that scene at the end of The Terminator.
    The dog in the front seat should be a German Shepperd, but, what're ya gonna do?
    Crazy what they can do with special effects these days.
    Woohoo panda! :::: installs extra long blocks for jax ::::

    I've studied hard, and am prepared to take my peepee test today.
    I asked some buddies from high school, apparently those are hard to pass.
    Good luck on your peepee test. May your aim be true.
    Keep it in the lines, if you wish to change your answer be sure to erase the old selection fully.
    Haven't yet.
    Jax is way cuter!!!
    Good luck fluff!!

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    Dangerous statement.
    It was a pop quiz. Oh wait, that's another test. They were much more stringent than my last one, so many years ago. I had to rinse my hands, but couldn't was before taking the test, had to sign and initial 3 forms, initial the bottle, initial the bag they put it in, and it was a trick exam. As you can see, my peepee has now been adopted.
    Last time I took a drug test, they gave you a warning beforehand, and if you failed they'd let you try again in a few days. What was the job? Security. Anyone feel safe?
    Yea drug tests are kinda crazy.

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    What's really crazy is when people who know they're gonna be taking them fail... Boss: "We're gonna test your pee next week, if you do drugs in the next few days we'll know." Applicant: "What if it's just a little bit of drugs?"
    Why not?
    Yes he is.
    Ditto.




    I wonder if there's an app or website that lets you track your urine sample?
    E-mail updates?
    Chemical analysis?
    Percentile rankings?
    Lab tecnicians comments?

    I love the title of that. URINE CHAIN OF CUSTODY FORM.
    What if there was a custody battle, and you could only have supervised visits with your pee every other weekend?
    Divorces can be nasty, and it's so tragic when your salty warm lemonade suffers.
    Bad idea. Too many people will be on Maury to see who the father of their urine is.
    What??????

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    *Spoken like one of the minions from Despicable Me.
    I'm working on getting monster visitation rights. I'll probably need Shane's assistance with the legal documents.
    "Your honor, my client would like to change his plea to insanity."
    "On what grounds?"
    "Well, he gone done hired me as an attorney."
    "Change of plea granted."
    So I came across my brother's old (first generation) iPhone. It's now being charged up, then will be wiped and jailbroken after the update to it's software

    He doesn't care about it, he'll never get the smashed screen fixed either, which still functions normally. Digitizer and all.

    Rest assured, I don't plan on switching from blackberry or to anything else, I just like having a variety of tech to **** with in a good way once I'm bored of everything else

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    It's a first gen, you can get them for like $20.
    Welcome to the dark side. well sorta

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    Yes, dark side. If you turned the lights on you would be able to see much better.
    Hola!

    10characters

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    Hola! Como estas? *the few other phrases of spanish I know have to be censored*
    Morning panda and pals!

    Root, you ever going to customize that status? Damn son, you've almost passed my post count already.
    That sounds like a nickelodean cartoon - "Panda and Pals!" I'd watch it as long as it didn't try to make me learn.
    Double post?

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    Yes...
    The modfia makes me do it
    Don't be a snitch!
    goooooood morrnnnniiinnnnggg trackball lounge!
    Lol - that made me think of The Office.
    I have a touch screen?

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    I have a touch screen - it just doesn't do anything when I touch it.
    Is this a rhetorical question?
    Only if you want it to be.
    Morning Jimmy, Brian and bro. I'm touched ya'll came by today.
    I'm touched to - hands to yourself!
    You know I haven't forgotten the place, just been taking a little more break than usual.

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    I feel ya on that one man. Story of my last two weeks.
    Wtf? Now people are suing online dating sites for not screening people? What ever happened to friggin common sense and that little voice in your head that says "hey something ain't right here"?
    If you can be sued when someone spill coffee on themselves, or if a burglar hurts himself stealing your stuff...
    Never thought that for a second. Now, when am I going to see something creative, where GoG exists today?



    I abandoned that voice years ago, and replaced it with this.
    If you find your voice, ask him if he's seen mine.
    You know I'm not actually blonde but I feel like one I'm confused...

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    I didn't know that.
    It's ok, we're used to it...
    I guess that's true too though *insert winky face smiley thing*
    jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
    I agree.
    wtf?

    ........................

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    He said "jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj." What's so weird about that?
    Shut yo pie hole! Mmmmm cake.

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    Pie hole... is that anything like a donut hole? Can I have one?
    Let them eat cake...
    I'd rather have the pie hole.
    Morning everyone, and our new customer, Everyapp

    If he's latin, that's LoL, otherwise, that's WTF.
    Again... he said "jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj" - what don't you get about that?
    Does cake have throat medicine in it?

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    Maybe... once I bought some brownies from a hippie and it had medicine in it. I think it was perscription medicine though, it made me feel funny.
    I want some cake! Hmmmmmmmm, maybe a panda puddin' pop too.
    Panda Pudding Pops are officially recalled. They give you mad cow disease. Not sure that makes sense, but that's the story and I'm sticking to it.
    No, but the puddin' pop would be soothing
    Yeah, if you like mad cow disease.
    Hmmmm that's verrrry interesting.

    I bought doggy ice cream for jax.

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    Doggy ice cream? What's wrong with regular ice cream?
    Oh, doggy ice cream is healthier - apparently it's animal cruelty to feed human foods to animals.
    When I'm sick I just have a dose or two of bourbon and repeat until I feel better.
    And repeat, and repeat, and repeat...
    The pups used to love that stuff. Just be careful hes not too hot when you give it to him. Otherwise, puppy brain freeze
    I always wondered if canines could get brain freeze.
    That's the ticket Sandy! :::: prepares to import germs ::::
    They're in a vial in a briefcase.
    I'll have to pass on the germ shipment, but appreciate the offer.
    You sure? It's worth a lot of money.
    Hey, I'm willing to infect the whole bar, and forego the hazmat team, if that's what it takes.
    2319! We've got a 2319!
    YOOOO Wake up!!!!
    Im posting this on my computer? Why? Cause I'm cool like that. word to yo motha!

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    Breach of etiquite! Anytime you say "motha" it must be followed with the word "foo" and an exclamation point. Read the Chicago manual of Stlye.Ten points deducted.
    TGI (FAI&P,PS,BTIGF) F !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Thank God It's (For All Intents & Purposes, Practically Speaking, Because Tomorrow Is Good Friday) Friday !!!!!!!!
    What was so good about it?
    Momma says "Hush yo mouth!!"
    Oh no he di'int!
    Anyone who would like to contribute, and help panda get a PC that functions well enough to use the full site, there's a jar on the bar.
    *steals jar, adds to playbook fund*
    oops! i thought that was the "need a penny, take a penny" jar...
    I thought it was just the "take a penny" jar.
    Dammit hj WTF!!!!! I need that money!

    I just wanted to post from the wap site.

    Hush yo pie hole bri!

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    You so silly.
    Yes ma'am.

    ................
    Smart move.
    I don't even like the WAP site on the phone, how can anybody stand it on the computer?
    Ditto. But the full site takes foreeevvvveeeerrr to load on mobile. Even on wifi. I'm from the generation of now, if it takes more than 5 seconds I don't want it.
    Hey yall stop makin fun of meh!!!
    RUDE!

    I go cryz in corner nowz.

    lol cats
    *puts Panda in circular room* Go sulk in the corner now!
    *is very surprised when Panda comes out and says she did it*
    Its friday friday friday!!!!



    A funny version to this song:
    Awww, someone learned their days of the week!
    What's new today? Big plans for the weekend?
    Nope... just gonna be lazy, it's gonna be awesome!
    Cat video.



    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    Unless the cat hits a wall, or a window, or a door, or a kid, or falls off a fan, I'm not interested.
    YouTube - Sex with horses

    Does that tick you off?
    Ooooooh!
    LMAO!



    Yes damnit! Why is that link broken?!?

    You two have me laughing myself silly
    Fix it!
    Crap. The link is broken.

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    Dude, can you email me this link?

    ... When I tried to post this, CrackBerry told me this:
    You have included 43 images in your message. You are limited to using 10 images so please go back and correct the problem and then continue again.

    Images include use of smilies, the BB code img tag and HTML tags. The use of these is all subject to them being enabled by the administrator.
    So all smileys have been removed. Sad sad day!
    And thus concludes the longest multi-quote in CrackBerry history! Thanks for watching!
    BigBadWulf likes this.
    04-22-11 11:58 PM
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